Dear Karen my wonderful wife,
It is with much regret that I must say that I have another love in my life.
She’s very young and slim, although that’s not why I love her.
She’s size 16, so much of her to love and boy can she eat bytes.
She’s white, although I must say I was looking for a more darker love (you take what you can get…)
She is great with navigation. I touched her (gently) and she told me exactly where we were.
She’s great at communication - we talk, we chat, we email, we share pictures.
She does nag me a bit with reminders and a calendar, but that’s ok.
And she only costs me $150 a month and after twelve months she’s ok with me upgrading.
Of course there is enough love in my life to share between you and Ellie iPhone.
Much love,
Mick
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Ry // Jul 10, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I’ve heard she also plays the flute!
[Editor: I believe Ryan is referring to iTunes...]
2 NathanaelB // Jul 13, 2008 at 9:40 pm
You’ve … named … your … iPhone. LOL! No longer will I get bagged out for naming my cars and guitars!
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