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March 1st, 2004 at 8:38 am

Ginger Kids

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The statistics show that 9 out of every 10 Ginger Haired kids causes 8 times as much trouble as other kids… I can testify to that, since I am a red head!


NOTE: whilst it has been funny to hear from people who think that this is actually true, I must point out that this is really a joke. It is meant to be sarcastic. If you’re angry, just try and read it again with a light heart and see what happens. For further reference, I am actually a red head and I find it very funny. Enjoy.

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Related links;
Episode on South Park on Ginger Kids - http://www.tv.com/south-park/ginger-kids/episode/561203/summary.html

Ginger Dominance - a video documentary (not);

International Ginger Kids Foundation;

Wikipedia on South Park:

Red Heads and Freckles Pictures;

Red Heads are a bunch of Wusses:

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  • 1

    funny! true!!

    Nath on March 1st, 2004
  • 2

    We might cause 8 times as much trouble but we’re 10 times as much joy!!

    Coop on March 2nd, 2004
  • 3

    Ethen Cowley Is Ginger

    Ethen Cowley is Ginger on July 22nd, 2004
  • 4

    i think that this site is offensive and wrong. U have no idea of the effects that this crap could have on chidren with ginger hair, this is rubbish and soooo not true. Coming from a mum with as you say ginger hair who is a smashing kid. I have 2 kids one blonde one ginger…… guess who is the worst…….Mmmm wrong…. the blonde one. U divs do something more constructive with your time. UR SAD

    vicki on August 19th, 2004
  • 5

    I can’t believe you think it is real. It is a joke. Check the pictures of me. I’m a red head.

    But thanks for caring.


    mick on August 21st, 2004
  • 6

    Maybe it isn’t real but when kids print this picture off and think its funny, then wrap a large stone in it and throw it through your window late at night aimed at your child, because of their colour hair believe me its not funny at all.

    Vicki on August 27th, 2004
  • 7

    Yes, I could imagine that it isn’t funny at all. But did that actually happen to you? I think perhaps it is a being a little bit over the top. It would be important to show children that this is satirical, but that is just one of the important points that children need in education today. I think that with the trillions of web pages that this one is perhaps not worthy of censorship.

    For more great satire try http://www.onion.com

    Tabitha - do you have any opionions on the matter?

    Mick on August 27th, 2004
  • 8

    No it didn’t happen to me, but it did happen to my friend over the road we both have children with the same hair colour. i’m lucky that i have brought my children up better than that and the ginger one is ok with his hair colour and doesn’t care what people say to him.

    vicki steadman on September 4th, 2004
  • 9

    I believe that nearly every difference in a persons appearence is joked about. Being their hair colour, hight, facial expressions, and definetely how people treat other people. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Mick placed this up on the site to have a harmless satirical joke that much relates to his own upbringing.

    Theres no harm in that. Look at our surname, theres more harm in trying to spell that out to people when you introduce ourselves to people, Trust me.

    When my brother Mick is trying to cause harm to another person is the day the world has gone crazy.

    I’m done on this…


    Ryan on September 5th, 2004
  • 10

    I once had a ginger kid play on my soccer team, he was a nice guy, he didn’t cause much trouble until he went overseas where he made a holiday website that caused me to feel insanely jealous. But that was only the beginning. Then he started making slanderous stereotypical generalisations against downtrodden minority groups, causing uproar and drawing the comments that, although they have nothing to do with the topic, emphasise to me that this ginger kid does infact cause at least 8 times more trouble than other kids.

    Cherie on October 7th, 2004
  • 11

    Hello there. I think what you say is soooo evil! my and my friends have our own ginger club- the most popular in our school. But yes you made us think how about changing our beautiful and Vibrant hair going for a boring shade of Brown or blonde. we did this!! to bad our ginger hair resisted the dye. hmm we’re happy with our hair thankyou very much. ur just dickheads who think this will upset us special people- ur wrong DICKWADS

    Leslie on October 9th, 2004
  • 12

    well we might cause trouble but we sure know how 2 have a gud time!!! un we never get forgoten cuz we stand out from the crowd!!! so if your ginger like me hold your head up high and be proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    charlotte taylor on October 9th, 2004
  • 13

    well we might cause trouble but we sure know how 2 have a gud time!!! un we never get forgoten cuz we stand out from the crowd!!! so if your ginger like me hold your head up high and be proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    charlotte taylor on October 9th, 2004
  • 14

    hey there ginger kids….. rock on!!!!!!! i am not ginger but wish i was i drea, about being ginger because all the ginger kids in my school have friends and i wisj i had one!!!!!

    jimmy on October 11th, 2004
  • 15

    hey there people. my name is carrie and i am a ex-ginger. we love to lick emmas apple. and drink her still water. steph needs to learn that she should shut her mouth. slagging me cos i’m an ex-ginger. you never know one of these days i might just eat my own head.

    Carrie Simpson on October 12th, 2004
  • 16

    please could you help me….

    whilst I myself am not ginger, and neither is the father I am pregnant and rather concerned I could have a ginger baby as there is a slight history of it in my family…what are my chances?…and also do ginger people have brown eyes?

    From a “worried” mother to be

    Kayleigh on October 14th, 2004
  • 17

    what a sad women you are kayleigh. Of all the tragedies that can happen to an unborn child and all you care about is if it could have red hair.

    What a bunch of racist middle class prejudice peolpe we have here. IN my school one lad comited suicide after a year of torment over his hair colour.

    200 years ago we would say such things about black peolpe. People cannot change WHAT they are. Sad very sad,

    joe on November 5th, 2004
  • 18

    I cant believe that someone is sad enough to create this website! Theres absolutely nothing wrong with having ginger hair, u ppl are acting like its a disease or something!!! i bet thought that none of u wud haev the guts to go up to a famous celebrity liek Lindsay Lohan and point at her and go: “ew, your ginger, go die!” i think that n e one hu makes fun of ginger hair is just sad and pathetic, sow to if its a little different from n e one elses hair??? black hair is completely different to blonde hair, but so wot? y dont u all just leave ginger people alone, there are far more things that r goign on in this world such as racism, and all u can care about is a hair colour!

    claire on November 9th, 2004
  • 19

    U r all sick, i have ginger hair and all these people at my school have been showing this poster around and it’s real horrid, i’ve recently been trying too stop people laughing at me and was doing really well, I was staring to think there was nothing wrong with being ginger, and now that picture is all over the school and i get teased really bad, also about bad behaviour, I’m not the perfect angel, who is? but I know alot of people who are really badly behaved compared with me and I wouldn’t catogorise them. Coz I’m not that sort of person, some of you people are worried that u mite give birth to a ginger, but my mum is always really supportive of me and loves me none the less. i have some good mates who think I’m really cool, different and original for having ginger hair. U r making alot of people’s lives worse than they already are.

    Jane on November 10th, 2004
  • 20

    some idiots just called me… wait what did they say? “uuuh.. cake… yeah, carrot cake”
    obviously they were like completely ignorant twelve year olds and i simply stuck my finger up at them.

    i like that kind of humour, but if that had been a poster saying “don’t have black kids” etc… would anyone really have reacted in exactly the same way?

    well… NO. anyone who picks on someone because they are simply different is an ignorant, unintelligent twat - really - i mean picking out something so unfunny and just stupid.. jesus.

    anyway, Red hair is beautiful, right? in all the hairdressers ive ever been in they’ve praised me for my hair and been so ingrigued by the unusual colour.
    having mousy-brown hair would be SO boring.

    sofia on November 13th, 2004
  • 21

    ok, for once and for all, this posting is a joke. It is meant to be funny. I have red hair.


    I have red hair!!!

    Sorry if i’ve offended anyone.

    mick on November 15th, 2004
  • 22

    I for one am all for this sort of site, it exposes for what has long been an underclass, the ginger. In my view this site is a celebration of the unique traits that make the ginger so special. Let you not mock but rather celebrate your differences, to be a truly a rainbow nation we need the colour orange!

    a on November 16th, 2004
  • 23

    Riiight.. all this time I thought Mick’s hair was orange, not red ;) O.K, ok so he hasn’t got much hair.. Buuuut seriously.. get well soon brotha

    Rob on November 16th, 2004
  • 24

    You guys are a bunch of dick heads! Especially if you’ve got red hair you should know what it feels like! Its not fucking funny you twat! I’m constantly picked on because of the colour of my hair, and people I don’t even know just use it as something else to laugh at! It’s not fucking fair!

    Anon on November 22nd, 2004
  • 25

    hi leslie, thanks 4 stealing my idea u stupid girl.
    Gingers r meant to stick tgether but u must be the exception to our rule.
    Im a brunet and dyed my hair ginger cus im obcesed with u guys. U rock my world.
    L8R sexy gingers.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    charlotte Taylor on November 30th, 2004
  • 26

    I’ve got a ginger friend hes gay but i dont mind chris daniels he douse cause trouble hes vermin he needs to be killed and put under my floor boards…………

    jamie on December 2nd, 2004
  • 27

    i am a red head and i find this very offensive this web site could cause so much trouble in a young or old persons life it could cause bullyin or attacks u dont under stand their is nothin wrong with this colour hair in fact ‘red heads are taking over from blondes as the most fancied babes, and i found this in the news paper by a uni which carried out research about it so up urs u sad perthetic people who have nothin better to do with ur life than to sit on ur comps and make up shit like this.

    simone neumann on December 7th, 2004
  • 28

    lol, oh for gods sake. look im ginger and if i couldnt laugh at the funny jokes about it i gess i wud get upset lol. and if this guy has sed he isnt tryin to offend anyone then i think u owe him an apology.
    insted of sayin all this stuff on the net, try sayin it to the ppl who say stuff and maybe ull see that they wont do it anymore.

    krissie on December 9th, 2004
  • 29

    giners r very gay wil nok any of em out send em to englnd ill pin the lil gingers dwn and bleach there hair they make me sik!
    if i was ginger i wud kil my self they hav less wight to live than a fly

    junaki n snukaki on December 14th, 2004
  • 30

    i will nok u out i am gingr u gingerit bastard

    smithers on December 14th, 2004
  • 31

    My brother is the “ginger kid” who owns this site, if he thought it would effect future lives of other people with red hair I dont think he would keep it up here.

    I get picked on for being tall and lanky as well as maybe having the slight moments of uncoordination but if you are comfortable with yourself then it shouldnt matter what people say, write, bullie or tease you about. Just GET OVER IT and move on, theres alot more to life then being influenced by someones WEB BLOG !!!

    ryan on December 15th, 2004
  • 32

    I believe with have already seen the solution to the ginger dilemma, do what Mick does and let it all fall out! As long as you stay clean-shaven and stay in the sun so your arm and leg hair lightens to blondish, people might not even be able to guess you were once part of that blighted minority, the ginger!

    Luckily I can laugh it up from here, as my hair is clearly strawberry-blonde, or perhaps auburn at the most.

    John on December 17th, 2004
  • 33

    i think everyone is over reacting about the site. its a joke, and its a funny one. 2 of my best friends have ginger hair and i couldn’t care less. they both think the site is funny. To be honest though i can understand where some people are coming from when they say its upsetting because they have been bullied but they should realsise that the site isn’t being nasty its just having a laugh.

    Martine Waite on December 18th, 2004
  • 34

    I agree wholeheartedly with the comment made by Miss. Martine Waite. I know a small Ginger girl of Seven years called Saffi, who suffers greatly from bullying at school. Frankly, she still laugh’s along when I call her “Ginge” and “Copperhead”. It’s good when people can laugh about it, and even though I joke and say that Ginger’s should be exterminated, I am, indeed, only joking. They’re human beings after all. I get called things for being Homosexual, but I laugh and joke too! Just play along, and ignore the people who genuinely mean to cause discomfort!!! (By the way, as a child I had Ginger hair, and even now there are traces of Ginger in my beard!!!)

    Kyle Wotton on December 18th, 2004
  • 35

    fantastic. finally some people seeing the lighter side of it.

    And thanks for your comments John. Yes, as i am going bald I may not be able to proudly hold up my head and say that I’m a ginger.

    mick on December 18th, 2004
  • 36

    Ahhhhhhhh the joys of the internet……!
    The fun clearly never stops around here!
    Oh and Krissie, you sound a bit deranged… no offence meant.

    Chris on January 1st, 2005
  • 37

    ginger adults are usually ok but ginger kids are anoying, stropy and very hard to like.

    me on January 5th, 2005
  • 38

    im 21 years old and from america, i traveled to the uk once about a year ago with several of my friends. i have red hair, and in america when someone disrespects you for anything big or small they run the risk of being seriously hurt. this is something i think the uk lacks. i and my three friends one other white and two black, if that matters, where walking down a street and two guys bumped into me and sayed something about my red hair. one of my black friends hit one in the face before he could speak again, i and my other friends jumped on them and seriously hurt them, robbed them, and ran. i guess you can say i cause alot of trouble but its not from my red hair i was with two black kids and a white kid with black hair as well

    the reason we hurt them wasnt because they were talking about red hair but because they were talking shit. if this would have happened in new orleans, where im from, they would have both probably been shot.

    i guess my point is that you shouldnt talk boss unless you can handle yourself

    jonn on January 7th, 2005
  • 39

    hey john. are you some sort of gangster?! I know what you mean though. i am from the UK and it is alot different from the US. I mean people here can easily get away with saying crap about strangers but i have heard that Americans are quite violent! Well done for standing up for yourself

    Martine Waite on January 9th, 2005
  • 40

    John, if that is true and you fought someone just because they said something about someone’s hair, then you have got to be a low life. You think you’re a man, but it just means that you have no substance and probably little integrity. If that is all it takes to provoke you and that is the only way you know how to respond, then you are a very immature person. Best of luck.

    BTW, a reminder that this is a joke. It is meant to by a parody.

    mick on January 10th, 2005
  • 41

    Mick, Mick, Mick, what have you done? Maybe the poster should have read “It could happen to you. People with no sense of humour - help find a cure”.

    BTW happy bday from a couple of months back - i’ve finally joined the 30 club last week as well.

    Simon on January 10th, 2005
  • 42

    well at my school gingers r the most popular, everyone loves them,this site cud caus some damage to young minds it may lead to degrading of tht soul and its a shame. bt i just laff it off. i think this site takes it too far..gingers r just normal people! LEAVE US ALONE!!wat i dont understand is wats wrong wiv gingers???!!??

    claire rimt scwiney on January 10th, 2005
  • 43

    gingers r soo gay and they destroy my life

    nadine on January 15th, 2005
  • 44

    ive got red hair and im always bullied about it but i dnt care. sod them all. its only a joke i mean ppl say shit about blondes to so just get over it .

    paula on January 16th, 2005
  • 45

    i am 17 years old, i have long dark ginger hair and have had 2 live with this pathetic crap for 17 years. you people have no idea what this websites do to children, to you its fun to us its torture. you try living with this hair colour, telling everyone how proud you are to be ginger when they are trying to set my hair alight because they cant stand it. you people are pathetic sad, small minded idiots who need to grow up and get a life or a hobby even. and dont say anything about our gorgeous hair when you have boring mousy hair, and remember that one person who admires my hair will not even look twice at you mingers!!!!

    redandproud on January 18th, 2005
  • 46

    Hey it’s almost been a year since the original post and this chain of responses is still going strong! Who’d have thought that red hair was such a provocative topic? Good work all you firey bloodnuts!

    Hey Mick good to hear that you’re having such an amazing time over there mate. Will you ever leave Africa?

    Race Mike Race on January 19th, 2005
  • 47

    haha that picture is gr8! that american geezer made me larf too haha awwww god bless america haha pathetic lol! black hair is the best btw and lighten up gingeys if youre all so great then you must be able to take a joke!

    englandtillidie on January 20th, 2005
  • 48

    I have a confession to make - i am an honorary ginger. My sister is a ginge, my mum is a ginge, my uncle and my grandmother - and i thank the lord every day that i have mousey brown hair. Unfortunately my beard is ginger and so are my pubes. But i can usually hide it by wearing underpants on my head and shaving off my curly bits.

    valley view you are the best on January 24th, 2005
  • 49

    If this is who I think it is, then I remember being in the little quadrangle up above the library between the two sides of the school and having the teachers arrange us in hair colour and you and Robert Hay not getting in any group because you said you had honey coloured hair.

    Yep, that’s the warped memory I’ve got……

    by the way, there is a bomb in the cricket nets that’s going to explode at 1pm…….. :~)

    mick on January 24th, 2005
  • 50


    at the rate this post gets replies, you’ll be in front of the ICOJ before you know it! *LOL* Either that or they’ll award you with a Nobel Prize or something.

    Rob on January 25th, 2005
  • 51

    i was going to mention the old bomb in a log at the cricket nets but thought in this military state climate it may be unwise! Lucky we aren’t kids now. Otherwise we’d be hauled off to an ASIO camp xray for questioning.

    G-Man in Balaclava: “where is the BOMB! - and who do you work for?”
    Mick, Simon and Russell: (crying) “We want our mummies.”
    G-Man: speaks into radio “they have mentioned a mastermind called ‘Mummy’. I repeat, they want their mummy. I suspect this person may have a beard.”

    valley view you are the best on January 25th, 2005
  • 52

    Mick and Simon Hall: We managed to corner the clown in Ms Normoyle’s office. (in the meantime Captain Zero (super hero-o-o-o) plays on in the background with no interuptions)

    Simon on January 25th, 2005
  • 53


    dirty on January 25th, 2005
  • 54

    yes, it is important to note that my reference to a b0mb in the log is merely laughing at when we were 6 years old and used to make up games. In hindsight, we were pretty clever, but pretty violent about things. How did we know that bombs had to be disarmed???

    also, we were all the good guys. the bad guys were invisible.

    Anyone else from Valley View Primary School Wyoming listening in?

    rob - yes, I need some pop up ads on this one…

    mick on January 25th, 2005
  • 55

    I’m a Valley View Student.

    can even remember most the song.

    “Valley View you are the best, standing out above the rest. Leading us to truth and right, flame of Knowledge burning bright”

    “While where learning, we are growing, while where growing, we are learning, Valley View we are true to you.”

    help us out with the second verse ???

    ry ry on January 27th, 2005
  • 56

    I should also point out that I WAS… a Valley View student.

    ry ry on January 27th, 2005
  • 57

    I can’t believe Mr Brown is still there!!!


    Simon Nash on January 27th, 2005
  • 58

    well i am a lesbian who has a fetish for gingers…. there is a cool club at my school where we just chat and talk aout this sexual fantasy wiv red haired people. i think people should express this feeling more often! rock on gingers!!!!! reply to me plz

    claire rimt scwiney on February 4th, 2005
  • 59

    I have ginger hair and hate it. My boyfriend only got with me to see what it was like to have a ginger. I ended up having two vibrant orange haired kids and I cause nothing but trouble to everyone I come into contact with. Even though I have the most horrible coloured hair I would financially contribute to help eradicate my species and end the world of ginger mutants.

    Nicola Jakeway on February 12th, 2005
  • 60

    lol no one should take this seriously, i find this stuff hilarious and i have ginger hair.
    i actualy laughed out loud to my self …. bit sad but i dont care :) anyway ive been called ginger all my life, and i’ve grown fond of it.
    like people say “wad up me nigga”
    people say “yo ginga” i dont have a go at them.
    its all ok with me
    p.s.and damn thats funny

    Im Ginger on February 14th, 2005
  • 61

    i am a red head and i think this web-site is a peice of shit.I dont think it is that funny i think its just sad and 2 some people that say its funny. well they must have a serious problem. This site can make people get bullied and upset and i dont think its true, nd nicole kidman and lindsey lohan have red hair and i dont think u guys would go up 2 her and say’ewwww u have ginger hair, ewww’ No i didnt think u would !

    A on February 18th, 2005
  • 62

    who says “wad up me nigga” anyway if anything id say ‘what up my nigga’ but thats about it

    killahb on February 23rd, 2005
  • 63

    i think ure a twat if i knew where u lived i’d fucking kick the shit out of you prick dont affend people with ginger hair its just a color.tell me where u live come on lets have you puss fuck…………….

    lee on February 26th, 2005
  • 64

    What up, me ginge? It’s a fact gingers have the worst tempers. Just look at some of these replies. Fiery-coloured hair = fiery temper.

    Is there a sight more horrifying than ginger pubes in the sinkhole? I think not.

    Rick on February 28th, 2005
  • 65


    Congrats to all who have helped make this blog posting a year old - well done.

    p.s. it is a joke.

    mick on March 2nd, 2005
  • 66

    I cant believe that this blog has lasted a year and you still have people who write in offended about the contents. I think its a sign Mick, dont make fun of yourself, otherwise people might take you seriously and turn it into something about themselves.

    p.s I’m not trying to provoke anything

    ryan on March 3rd, 2005
  • 67

    Calm down its only a bit of lighthearted fun and ment to be taken as a joke.just calm down…relax…and chill ok?! i know plenty of gingers and the teasing is all in good fun and they can accept that as its from good friends. they pik at ur faults at times for fun and u react back. people may tease gingers but no1 really gives a toss about the hair colour, its the personality etc that counts not the hair colour but seriously that pic above is a joke..and face it itz funni. people need to learn to be able to laugh at themelves and not take things so seriously!

    Lala on March 3rd, 2005
  • 68

    yay lala. You’ve got it girl.

    now if only everybody could listen to you they will enjoy life alot more.

    ryan on March 4th, 2005
  • 69

    well, what can I say. Im a 17yr old ginger (oldschool punk). But, being larger and stonger then most of my age group and a few adults, I barely have any problems.

    My college has immature chav 13 year olds who still say comments, then wonder why their caps, footballs ect end up in bins and sometimes why they are left bleeding. I dont actually take offence in anything said, but its a good feeling when the ‘leader’ of a bunch of mouthy people says something, you smack them in the face, and them and their friends run like the little pussys they are then avoid you on the streets forever more. Since the 5 odd years ive been in my college, ginger piss taking has pretty much stopped.

    I personally find this website bloody hillarious, but most of all, the replies on this forum. Priceless. There must be a lot of people on pot here with these replies
    (I know I am)

    P@ric on March 8th, 2005
  • 70


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    Dr Splee Tanus on March 12th, 2005
  • 71

    Praise good science!

    That is fantastic news and I am proud of being a part of this program in some small way.

    Where do my lovely ginger haired wife and I sign?

    Mick on March 13th, 2005
  • 72

    I used to get teased about being a ginger a lot. Then I offered to mate with whoever was teasing me. That stopped them.

    ThatGuyFromCSIMiami on March 15th, 2005
  • 73

    It’s been a while since I was on here, and frankly I think all gingers should die… just go to hell, and die. Not really, I don’t really think there’s very much wrong with ginger’s, because I am half-ginger myself. But all you pure breeds (gingers) should go and kill yourselves, you will make the world a better place (if you’re not in it). Thank you, beasts!

    Kyle Wotton on March 20th, 2005
  • 74

    I agree with Kyles statement. Gingers make me sick. If i had a ginger child i would squeeze the life out of it until it was no more. peace out beasts

    Martine Waite on March 20th, 2005
  • 75

    I have just started secondry school & i never thought i would b this constantly bullied for having ginger hair. I am always being teased and people even throw things at me. Every day I have to hope that i won’t be bullied or have more threats to b beaten up. You would never dream of being horrible 2 someone with dark skin,so what i want 2 know is why r u so horrible 2 people with my colour hair. You don’t get bullied 4 having brown,black or blonde hair.

    Bex on March 20th, 2005
  • 76

    Thanks for your comments Bex. I feel for you. I think as a red head, being bullied built character in me and made me the man I am today.

    I think back to Elanor Roosevelt’s quote;

    “No one can make us feel inferior without our consent.”

    Of course, this is much harder for an 8 year old. Although I feel that at 8 you are going to be called names for something, it might as well be for having red hair.


    All comments are appreciated, but please keep it clean. No bad language. This is a family show.

    Mick on March 20th, 2005
  • 77

    i fully agree with martine and kyles statements, i seriously dont understand why ginger children arent killed at birth. To be honest is there any ginger human being that deserves to live?! NO theres not so get rid of them as soon as possible. When ever i go into my local town and i see any one with that hell bidden colour on their head, i go up to them and thottle them because i get pleasure seeing them screaming in pain. just think of this a a lesson. if u r ginger dnt go out into the street coz u dnt no wt cud happen 2 u! u’ve been warned and this isnt a threat its a promise. xxx

    Nadine Waite on March 21st, 2005
  • 78

    Nice work Mick, if you type in “Ginger Kids” in Google, this is the #1 ranked match, even higher than http://www.gingerkids.com!

    I can’t spare anymore time here though, there’s a ginger-haired workmate I need to put out of his misery.

    John on March 23rd, 2005
  • 79

    This is strickly for those of you that can speak in sentences (sorry Nadine and co). Many people are agreed that the routes of ginger hair lie in Scandinavia, the home of the Vikings. Ever heard the phrase “to go Berserk”? It comes from a group of Norse warriors called the Berserkers whose battle strategy was to train every day in anger management, in the way today we may go to the gym. They would work themselves into a frenzy to push blood around their body and increase adrenelin to the brain. The point being that they wouldn’t know fear nor pain in battle and could sustain increased energy and strength for long periods of time. This lastest for centuries and this attribute has been passed down through the genes, hense the temper.

    Acceptance depends on a person or a people’s point of view (hense their up bringing). In parts of the middle east it’s lucky to have ginger hair and people want to touch you, and in most of Asia there’s little difference between having Blond or Ginger hair, it’s just a pretty colour and they find it very attractive. But the kind of people that would attack gingers are the kind of people that would destroy all those damn Ragheads and Asians, spreading disease and stealing your jobs, right? Ever had a conversation guys? Believe it or not you can be even more cutting and lethal with words. You’d like that power, yeah? Ask a ginger kid in the UK, they’ve grown up receiving ‘em everyday.

    I was told as a kid by my own friends (I grew up in Newcastle, UK) I’d probably never find a girlfriend because of my colour, and as a kid you take it to heard since everyone, including complete strangers who attack you in the street, not only agree with this but attribute every little mistake you make to the fact you are a “ginge”. Being fucked up is inevitable. They told me I’d amount to nothing because gingers have no chance in life.

    Having no chance in life, I neglected my education and did a few years of travelling in which I discovered other countries in Europe, America and Australasia where in most cases the ingrained negative perception doesn’t exist. I now speak three languages and reside in France. I’ve taught in India and China and will move to Spain next year. I’ve succeeded but what’s more important I’m happy with myself.

    I laughed at the picture but 7 years ago it might’ve been a different story.

    worldcalling on March 23rd, 2005
  • 80

    Never have i heard more horseshite than what has come out of worldcalling (although there was that one time at uni when i saw a naked red head smear himself in excrement and attack several people with a battleaxe - must have been genetic). Earth to people with red hair - get over it. Do you think that you are the only people in the world that get teased about something? Jeez. Someone call Bob Geldof and Bono and get them to organise a relief fund to wipe out seriousness.

    Simon on March 23rd, 2005
  • 81

    i’ ve only just found this site thats uy im writting my comment lke a year l8. My hair is ginger some people say some don’t well it’s not lke the girl at the top. Anyway u peeps who have said gingers should b killed at birth need to get over urself, big wow ur hair is ginger it’s just another colour of hair. I seriousley feel sorry 4 peeps who r against gingers because it’s just so dull. I don’t get bullied and my friend do say things lke ginge and carrot head but i don’t mind. Its the fact wen a dickhead of a stranger makes an horrible comment lke dye ur hair!!!!!!!!! i think u should all b proud to b dfferent. And Finally if u wont to kill all gingers well then u got to fight my ginger army 2!
    ps. only jokin
    pss. any 1 wanna b in my carrot club!

    zoe on April 3rd, 2005
  • 82

    What’s the difference between a ginger and a kebab?
    Drunks don’t always finish a kebab at the end of the night.

    What’s the difference between a ginger and a pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of four.

    How do you stop a ginger from drowning?
    Take your foot of his head.

    Once there were two blonds on each side of a river. One yells to the other and says “how do you get to the other side?” the other looks both ways and says “you *are* on the other side.”

    Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a ginger are all in third grade. Who has the best cleavage?
    A. The blonde, because she’s 18.

    How do you kill a submarine full of blonds? Knock on the door.

    Doctor (using a stethoscope): “Big breaths.”
    Blond: Yeth. And I’m not even thickteen yet.

    Blond #1: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
    Blond #2: “No, who wrote it?”

    Q. What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
    A. No one else wants it.

    Q. What do you call a brunette in a bar full of blondes?
    A. Invisible.

    Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
    A. A hostage

    What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    45 lbs.

    What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    45 minutes.

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
    None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

    What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

    Why does the bride always wear white?
    Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

    What do all these jokes have in common?
    They’re all prejudiced against someone for some stupid reason.

    What’s the difference between ginger hair and every other facet mentioned?
    You can walk into a bar in the UK with any other facet and not start a bar fight.

    You can’t compare the UK to the US in this respect. The Pommes really have it in for the guys with ginger hair there.

    Personally, I think the picture’s really funny! :-) Just want to comment on the ginger debate…

    whatdoyoucall on April 8th, 2005
  • 83

    what the hell are all of you on about? gingers, haven’t you ever laughed at a blonde joke? any joke for that matter? get a life, the lot of ya, try lightening up, and think about all the jokes you have laughed at and who you were offending…

    bored gal on April 8th, 2005
  • 84

    what the hell are all of you on about? gingers, haven’t you ever laughed at a blonde joke? any joke for that matter? get a life, the lot of ya, try lightening up, and think about all the jokes you have laughed at and who you were offending…

    bored gal on April 8th, 2005
  • 85

    Many black people have that “we were persecuted” thing going… I’ve personally never been in their shoes but I think it must be all bullshit. Black people should just shut up and get a life! So what if they were spat on and physically assaulted because of their skin… it’s just a bit of fun; God, don’t black people have a sense of humour?

    Ok, so maybe you can’t compare yet… but read the article on BBC.. it’s coming to the UK soon!

    By the way, see the NPower Advertising campaign aimed at gingers in the UK…

    featured quote, British politician saying “stay away from redheads”… Just you watch, they’ll either be banished to the Falkland Islands or given bigger tax allowances for hair dye…


    whatdoyoucall on April 9th, 2005
  • 86

    this is shit, get a life

    poohead on April 12th, 2005
  • 87


    I know it can be offensive to people.

    But my wife (to be) and myself are looking forward to the birth of our first child.

    The problem we have is that on my side of the family there is some people with ginger hair, in particular my younger brother.

    Now I know its not a negative thing and I would love the child, I realy hope he is not ginger as I wouldn’t want him or her to get the abuse which other posters on this forum have mentioned.

    Also my wife says she’ll slap me if I we do have a ginger child. I think she’s joking.

    Jonathan Tuck on April 12th, 2005
  • 88

    I’m ginger n I love it! the only reason people would throw things at you or call you is not coz ya ginger its coz you’re too much of a wuss to defend yaself and people can see that. I think it’s gorgeous and I wouldn’t change my hair for the world. Isn’t it a good feeling to be different and to have summit of your own? I had some trouble in Primary school with people calling me n I let it get to me but now..I think i could be worse things and i never really get called anymore because people have grew up n learn to respect me because I’m a good person. I want a ginger husband to carry on the race! and i really bond with ginger kids. I’ll cry the day i go another colour :o( xx peace out jinogs xx

    Kayleigh Brown on April 16th, 2005
  • 89

    I’m ginger n I love it! the only reason people would throw things at you or call you is not coz ya ginger its coz you’re too much of a wuss to defend yaself and people can see that. I think it’s gorgeous and I wouldn’t change my hair for the world. Isn’t it a good feeling to be different and to have summit of your own? I had some trouble in Primary school with people calling me n I let it get to me but now..I think i could be worse things and i never really get called anymore because people have grew up n learn to respect me because I’m a good person. I want a ginger husband to carry on the race! and i really bond with ginger kids. I’ll cry the day i go another colour :o( xx peace out jinogs xx

    Kayleigh Brown on April 16th, 2005
  • 90

    why dont gingers get the best girls

    ginge on April 18th, 2005
  • 91


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    gemma on April 20th, 2005
  • 92

    i think that ginger peole are total filth and they should be sent to the firey pits of hell and burn there firey locks in the lava. I hate gingers they make me sick when i see one i put my fingers down my throat because they make me physically feel like that. They should all understand that hair dye was invented for a reason why dont they understand they arnt pretty what do they see when they look in the mirror?i would personally drown my self if i was ginger.

    gemma on April 20th, 2005
  • 93

    Well personally Gemma I wish that you were a Ginger just to see you drown yourself… I actually dont think you have the mental capacity to even get close to drowning yourself. Secondly if you have to actually put your fingers down your throat everytime you see a ginger, then obviously its not them making you physically sick, its your self. Maybe you even have dyed your hair blonde to match your intellegence level with your hair.

    Ry on April 21st, 2005
  • 94

    wo, ginger people really disgust you? n e particular reason why? its a fucking hair colour! simply put, and you may not find this very insulting butyou are just not a very nice person. perhaps you should, given your partiallity for suicide, seek psychological help.

    steve on April 24th, 2005
  • 95

    hey my boyfriend has ginger hair and we slag him all the time its soooo funnyyy :o)

    jade on April 25th, 2005
  • 96

    nigga please yall dam crackaz arguin bout hair color when yall should be talkin some real shit… yall betta realize when i get out da joint imma go back ta my red haired bitch an beat dat bitches back out ya heard… holla at yo boy dirty d

    d on April 26th, 2005
  • 97

    heya!!! woooooo ginger hair rocks!! people act as if its a disease or sommet discusting brunette is boring blonde is fun but reds the best!!!! red hair is absolutly gorgeous!!! coz people remember people that have red hair as the ” the fun interestin” one’s!!! and hu ever invented this site is sick!!!! ( EVEN IF HE’S GOT GINGER HAIR ITS STILL CRUAL AND ABSOLUTLY NOT FUNNY!!) U FREAK!!!!!! lv yaz grace!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    gracr on April 27th, 2005
  • 98

    lol, sum of u guys shud chill out! I’m ginger n i fink this wel funny, all credit 2 ppl hu can fnk of original insults! My girlfrnd is the most beautiful girl inda world, shes a model n an amazn singer n perfect n shes goin out wv a ginger kid! y shud i wory bout wt ppl can say wen iv gt tht?wud b harsh if it wz bout black kids tho!

    ben on April 30th, 2005
  • 99

    i get bullied because im ginga so bad im goin to kill myself now goodbye cruel world

    Ginga Mc Pube on May 3rd, 2005
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    George on May 3rd, 2005
  • 101

    Leave gingers alone its onli a hair colour , pplcall me for being ginger but i dontr care because they can luk past my hair and they like me because of hu i am not my hair colour. shut george u dick ed

    orange andy on May 3rd, 2005
  • 102

    I have heard that the “Ginger Haired” syndrome is cause by an iron deficiency and can be altered by a cause of tablets.

    I urge all blood nuts to seek medical advice but eat assured as there is hope for those inflicted.

    God Bless (as he certainly owes you one!)

    The Kidd on May 3rd, 2005
  • 103

    gingers cors mosta da trouble in dis wrld!! orange squash!!

    amy-jade on May 4th, 2005
  • 104

    Orange Squash! I love it.

    Bring it on.

    REM sing a song “Orange Crush” which might also be useful.

    However, those who oppose those of us with Ginger Hair do not underestimate us. Do not make the mistake of thinking that this Hairocide will be a walk in the park.

    You know the ferocity of Gingers. You know the temper of Gingers. You know the passion with which we will defend our hair colour.

    The fight will go on, whilst our Ginger hair is tainted with red blood, the fight will go on.

    mick on May 4th, 2005
  • 105

    if anyone has a problem with ginger hair f*&k you all, wa are u lot a bunch of **&^&& of sumik. i am from London and no ginger person round my way takes dat shit

    Ginger on May 8th, 2005
  • 106

    i understand wht some of u r sayin i have ginger hair and to day a boy comes up to me and says “ginger ming get off my bag” it hurts me inside so much when i get made fun of . it is so stupid just cos we stand out from people and r hair colour is rare should not give any 1 the advantage to make fun of us i have come so close to packing it n but i try my best so i think tht all u people worring about if there goin to have ginger babys should leave it cos it feels like ure rubbing it in. katie age 12

    katie on May 10th, 2005
  • 107

    Katie, I think that you just showed what a ginger haired person can do. My brother is the creator of this site and also has red ginger hair. He is one of the most confident, honest, friendliest person I know. So, Whatever people tell you about you being different, just remember that EVERYONE is different in their own special way, and maybe yourself having ginger hair just means that there is something EXTRA special planed for you. xxx

    ry on May 10th, 2005
  • 108

    i have several ginger associates and i am sick of taking stick and being stigmatised for being in their presence. I have black hair, but I have shaved it off, and i think all redheaded tosspots in the world should have to do this, by law, instead of making people feel nauseous, day in, day out. They are a scab on society, social outcasts, and need to be stamped out before they breed and multiply to uncontrollable levels.

    Gingers out, gingers die, you hanging bastards. I wouldn’t shag a ginger if you paid me a million pounds.

    Now fuck off, all you ginger wankers, and cry in the corner and think about what I have said.

    greenall on May 11th, 2005
  • 109

    ry no ofense but who would shag a blad man lol. any way what is the point of sayin things like that cos no 1 is listen to you or paying atention to your oppion of us. and thankx to what the person before u said. o yeah 1 more thing… how bout u fuck off u bald wanker and go shag some people of ure own hair colour.. o sorry u dnt have hair do u lol!!!

    katie on May 11th, 2005
  • 110

    I think that this site is humorous, but people must know where to stop. Being ginger myself , i have learned to cope with the abuse i get! When i started secondary school, i used to get upset by it. Now i dont give a shit! people can say what they like bout me, bt i av learned to love myself and so has every 1 else….I think that judging someone by the colour of their hair, is in a way racism. Treating somebody differently because they stand out
    You laugh because we are different..we laugh because you are all the same….

    x on May 14th, 2005
  • 111

    some ginger people are rele cute and rele fit and rele strong and safe like my friend shearmacle :)

    The leader on May 18th, 2005
  • 112

    In fact gingerness i caused when 2 supid adults eat too many carrots in their lifetime causing little ginny’s to be born all over the world. Take it from me stop eating carrots they taste bollocks anyway. US GINNY’S NEED UR HELP!!!!!

    Dr ANDY HANNA on May 18th, 2005
  • 113

    i could nt give a toss bout u ppl and wht u think of us dere ain’t much u can do anyway so u better get use to it cos we ain’t goin no where lol sados

    katie on May 19th, 2005
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    Sam on May 20th, 2005
  • 115

    all this banter is very sweet and mildly amusing, but, little do you know, us flame heads were put here to be selected by aliens for a future race - on mars, the red planet. why else would it be so hard to dye ginger hair?
    bide your time, my fiery comrades and I’ll see you in space (:

    red on May 20th, 2005
  • 116

    Ok peeps,

    For starters some of you people have serious issues, kill all gingers? it may be a joke, and yeah its kind of funny but isnt that taking life a little too seriously?? Come on peeps, lets all get along, smile!

    I used to try and deny it, but us gingers are many, so i thought why not shout it too the world?!

    Oh and next time some one calls you carrot top and your affended turn around and tell to to get a change from their boring brown or blond hair!

    I cant believe im actually writing on this anyway!



    Suze-ginger and proud on May 23rd, 2005
  • 117

    well said!!

    katie on May 25th, 2005
  • 118

    yeah, there we go, some Ginger passion fighting back. That’s what I like to see.

    Where are all you Ginger Kids to defend yourselves? You don’t need to defend yourself for having red hair - that is something to be proud of. Something to relish. Buy you need to defend having Ginger hair. Blondes, brunettes and jet blacks are all racing to their stylist and demanding to become pseudo gingers. It’s not on.

    And what is the point? You might look like a ginger, but you’ll never BE a ginger. You never went through the years of torment and you never came out the other side stronger and fiercly independent like us.

    Go ahead! Dye your hair. You’ll never dye your heart!!!

    Viva La Rouge!!!

    Mick on May 25th, 2005
  • 119

    You are scandalously mistaken and EVIL! Stop iyour lies you heathen scum buckets!

    Poodles on May 25th, 2005
  • 120

    Dear Poodles, thank you for your message. I’d like to ask you a question.


    Sorry, I get carried away. If you understood the blood of a red head. If you understood what made a ginger haired warrior princess tick, then you wouldn’t need to ask questions and you would know they are not lies.

    I can only guess by your name that you are a person who likes to make their hair pretty and breath the fresh air. Take deep breaths my friend. While you still can… ha ha haa haaa

    Red Head Revolution
    Coming to your town soon……

    Mick on May 25th, 2005
  • 121

    Look, I think this whole thing has gotten WAY out of hand, and there’s only one possible way to sort this… KILL THE GINGERS! That way we won’t have to worry about them coming in every moment and ruining our lives with their flaming red hair, which is so hot that when they come near me my skin begins to melt. I saw a Ginger the other day in my local supermarket, and I tortured the poor bastard until he pleaded uncontrollably for his life, then I took him to the street, and threw him in front of a bus.
    This is the solution my friends! Us brown-hairs must stay together! Forget the stupid blondes, and get rid of the flaming ginger munt-boys!
    Enough of your whining you ginger slags, the time has come… judgment is neigh…
    Goodbye you scummy freaks

    Kyle on May 25th, 2005
  • 122

    I totally agree with everything Kyle has said,(his last post and all the previous) the only way to sort out this nightmare is to exterminate the orange filth. If i see a “red head” all they have to do is look at my face to know whats coming. They shit themselves because they know i’m going to snap their scrawny necks. I’. going to release my hounds on any ginge who comes my way. I shall show no mercy. There’s only 1 ginga in my life and thats the dead one rotting in my garage.
    peace out soldiers

    tini on May 25th, 2005
  • 123

    wht r u all goin 2 do bomb us lol maybe u shitt’s shood die!!

    kate on May 26th, 2005
  • 124

    That is the way Kate. As per Credo 7 in the Ginger Code “Vengeful are we, for we have red hair.”

    Kyle and Tini - your brown hair will not save you. Brown. Brown?? Who wants brown hair - no one. Brown is a weak colour that is often quite difficult to mix. Red is primary, and so shall we be.

    Sleep well my Brown haired princesses

    Mick on May 26th, 2005
  • 125

    Dont go forgetting Mick that your brothers, mothers, and fathers hair is brown so dont go spreading these ideas around that Browns are “weak”

    I just think everyone loves this blog just to get things off their chest. The fact that people wont stop at just red hair is my main concern. First its people with red hair, then blonde, then black, then it will turn to race.. first the asians, then the blacks, then what will we start picking on, lets see… hmm.. oh, lets kill all tall people… I hate them looking down at us…

    I think people should literally STFU and see that the real issue here is themselves.

    Ry on May 26th, 2005
  • 126

    Are you threatening me Ryan? I don’t look down at you that far! You’re not too old for a King Nutsy Curse with a tennis ball covered in duct tape.

    Johnny Mabbott on May 29th, 2005
  • 127

    Hi Mick

    Can you contact?


    The Kidd on May 30th, 2005
  • 128

    No not threatening you Johny, being tall is just one thing that you will never outgrow.

    And Mick has already given me that curse, and now my voice occasionally makes an odd high pitch sound.

    Ry on May 30th, 2005
  • 129

    gd point mike lol!! so to all u brown people look out cos we r stronger den u lol weaklings!!

    katie on June 3rd, 2005
  • 130

    I am sick and tired of you Ginger’s saying that you should unite against us “Brown’s” to destroy us. Your comments drive me to madness!
    Because of your comments, I went on a Ginger-killing rampage the other day. I took my Katana (Samurai Sword) and hacked down anyone who tried to flame their way past me with their glowing orange hair.
    A teacher at my school is Ginger, and frankly she is the only one at the WHOLE school that I want to die… NO JOKE! She tries to be my friend all the time, and I just have to keep telling her to f-off because I do not want to be contaminated by her and her disgusting vibrantly orange hair, which she wears back in plaits like a pair of turkey twizzlers.
    Not ALL Ginger’s are that bad, some of them I can actually bring myself to (as much as it pains me to say this) like them…
    For instance, Mick, he is a funnny guy with vibrant orange hair and, excuse me if I’m wrong here Mick, but I can imagine that if Mick and I were friends and I said something about his vibrant hair, he wouldn’t be the type to get angry, he’d probably just say something horrible back to me and then laugh about it… am I right?
    All of you SAD and PATHETIC people out there who complain every time a person says the words Ginger, Orange, Fire, Carrot, or Copper, are the exact Ginger people who have made me hate the colour Orange in the first place.
    If you weren’t all so sensitive about your hair, then MAYBE when someone said something and you laughed WITH them, they might see that it doesn’t bother you and then you could say something about them being a Dumb Blonde or a Brilliant Brunette.
    For all those Gingga’s who are PROUD of their hair and would take my insults as a form of joke rather than a personal attack, I APPLAUD YOU!
    As for all those who would cry if I said the words “Copper Top” near them, I just want to take you all to the top of a HUGE dam, and push you all off so that you plummet to your doom!
    My mother is Ginger and, thankfully, I haven’t inherited her hair colour, although my facial hair sometimes goes a tinge of copper. If people say things to me like “Ginger Beard!”, I just look at them, find something wrong with their appearance, and retort back. Then you would laugh, and possibly make a new friend.
    As for the poor ginger bastard from the supermarket that I threw in front of a bus, the only reason I hated him in the first place was because I asked an attendant, “Where do you keep the Ginger bread men?” and then he started physically attacking me, calling me a racist against Ginger’s…
    Either way, there CAN be good Ginger’s in the world. But the only good Ginger’s are the one’s who will take insults against their hair like I would take insults against my sexuality… It’s not that you shouldn’t care what people think, or call them pathetic or anything. By all means, CARE what people think, just don’t be so damn LAME about it.
    As for all of you Orange-haired mongrels that still feel raw towards my comments… I’ll be waiting ;)

    Kyle on June 7th, 2005
  • 131

    you do make a point dere bt u cood call me all u want bt really i wood do wht u said find sum fing bad about u and dis u with it so…. dere we are..
    katie x

    katie on June 10th, 2005
  • 132

    Katie, I’m not sure that you’ve made a strong argument against what Kyle has said here. You’ve been more poingant before, are you just having a bad day??

    Kyle - Finish the story? How does it end?

    Simon the Toymaker - Do you make different toys for Red Headed Gingers?

    Ryan of many hair colours - have you ever been red?


    Mick on June 10th, 2005
  • 133

    I’ve put red fudge in my hair yes. As for the stragnest colour I’ve tried to make it was GREY, thought it would look kinda cool but only seemed to go Gingerish / Goldish.

    Ry on June 10th, 2005
  • 134

    Okay… the story finished like this:
    After the guy in the store attacked me for saying the words “Ginger Bread” to a store assistant, I tried to calm him rationally by telling him to “Get the f**k away from me!”
    His attacking did not cease, and so I grabbed the poor bastard by the hair, and threw him to the ground. Everyone in the store insisted I was being racist towards Ginger’s, and exiled me from the store, where I was never allowed to return.
    Later, I saw the Ginger man in the street and decided to ignore him, but he started pointing and laughing at me. So I walked up to the poor bastard, tortured him within an inch of his life, and threw his limp body in front of a bus…
    (P.S. None of the above story is true)
    But something similar HAS happened to me, when you say certain things around Ginger people and they over-react. It doesn’t just happen with Ginger’s, nowadays you can get called ANYTHING for saying something that could be slightly interpreted as abusive. I personally have been called:
    Homophobic (When I, myself, am Gay)
    It just goes to show how sensitive today’s world is, and how, even though we’re told we can get through anything as long as we grin and bear it, we still take everything so seriously!
    I have many Ginger friends! I have even been attracted to Ginger’s before. But, let’s use an example here:
    A good looking Ginger with nothing bad about them comes up to me, and starts shouting at me, calling me stuff about me being gay, what do I say to them? Of course, the ONLY thing I CAN say is,
    “F**k off, you Ginger!”
    Therefore, the vicious cycle continues. We (the world) needs to lighten up before there are WARS and stuff over silly things like Race (which has already happened) or Homophobia (which has already happened) or Sexism (Oh, yeah, THAT’s already happened too!)
    Do you see what I MEAN? These things have already been fought over, and yet we’re still fighting over them today! And sure I feel for the poor kids and their families who have to suffer bullying for their hair colour, but they have to realise that they’re not alone. Because that person picking on them might be venting frustration for something going on in their life.
    The basic point I’m trying to make here is, it doesn’t matter how much we debate the issue here, it won’t make a difference… That’s why i joke about it, because there’s nothing else TO DO! I want Ginger’s to laugh WITH me, not ARGUE with me!
    And hence forth, my goodbye for today (but not for forever kiddies!) is going to have to be:
    Go to hell and die you Ginger skum
    (Feel free to make a comment about me if you wish! Because I will see the lighter side of it! Ciao!)

    Kyle on June 10th, 2005
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    kyle you are a child prodigy.

    martine on June 12th, 2005
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    i totally agree with kyles comments, they may sound harsh but they are 100% true. personally, GINGERS make my life a living hell and i have to go to 5 counciling sessions a week to help control my anger towards GINGERS. the rage i feel inside of me when i think too much about tht filthy tone of hair could result in violence towards people around me. my friends and family thought it would b best if i saw a councellor to try and work through my sheer hatrid towards the sheer haired lower class. i have had a few bad experiences (as has kyle)involving me, a chainsaw and people from the GINGER origin. i have learnt tht no matter how much j’ai deteste the COPPERS i have to hold myself back and remember tht bad things will happen to all of them and then i can celebrate without being imprisoned for nights on end. i was once imprisoned for gbh (towards someone with u no wt colour hair) and the irony is i had to share my cell with a freakin GINGER person. i can speak on their behalf tht it was the worst night of their life and i’ll tell u now, they didnt live to see the light the next mornin.R.I.P so i issue this comment as a warning to anyone with GINGER hair who dares to walk by my side. consider this a threat not a promise.

    the story above is not true bt is a dream and u no what they say ‘dreams can come true’

    nadine on June 12th, 2005
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    nadine i hate gingers on June 13th, 2005
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    Well, this is quite a lively debate, with Nadine making some extreme feelings known, although I feel the toungue is pressed firmly into the cheek.

    Kyle has come back with an ending to the story and I get the feeling that he’s enjoying this tirade as much as I am. Yes, enjoy it. It’s good fun. Some people are taking it a bit seriously, but the vast continuum of emotions makes the pie taste richer.

    Martine? You think Kyle is a child prodigy. This is a big call I think. I’m not discounting his contribution, but I think we need some more invention before we start making claims. What sort of prodigy though? Maybe that would help me understand.

    A cherio to my red headed friends;
    * Mitchell - from school.
    * Glendon - from IBM.
    * Olga - in Arusha, but from Nebraska.
    * Bree - Irish but in Arusha.
    * Gavin Gould - from Primary school. I wanted his popcorn maker.
    * Arwen - from Symbiation but not sure if it’s real.
    * Simone - my cousin.

    Cheers. Argue on!!

    Do Gingers really have a tendency to have fiery tempers or do people just point to that when they see someone with a fiery temper? Maybe it is really just easy to notice when they are red heads? Hmmm

    Mick on June 13th, 2005
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    I went over to my friends house, but I saw him sneaking out with a black garbage bag on his head. I decided to follow him and saw him enter a local meeting hall. I crept up to the window and looked in and I saw a hall full of gingers! So, he wasn’t a fiery brown haired person after all, but a dreaded ginger.

    Apologies for telling a 3rd-hand Goodies / 2nd-hand Bernard joke.

    John on June 14th, 2005
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    We have been debating this and the solution has been in front of us all along. The simple solution is to send all gingers to a ginger extermination camp and treat them the way they are supposed to be treated. I think Uma Thurman had the right idea in Kill Bill, to slaughter all those she hates but in my case it would be all you SICK gingers. My sword would hack you down like the fist of God ridding the world of Heathens. If i dare see any of you sickos gingering your way towards me, heads aflame i will slap you to death with my hands of fury. Death Becomes You. Peace out ginge

    martine on June 14th, 2005
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    I agree wholeheartedly with all comments made recently by Martine, who rightfully named me “The Child Prodigy”.
    Death WILL become those sick little Gingers who think they have any right to come near me and make me feel sick with their flaming locks of hair.
    It has been statistically proven that of all Alchoholics in the world 82% were Ginger, also, of all Drug Abusers 67% of all in the world are Ginger, and, more importantly, of everyone with mental disabilities 100% are Ginger… I think these facts can confirm what we have all been trying desperately to deny, the Ginger’s have fully DESTROYED the Human lifestyle, why don’t they go back to their own f**king planet?
    Look, I’ve simply had enough, come to a party at my house on Friday night and I will end your ORANGE existences with the aid of The Fist of God “Martine”.
    Oh, and as for Nadine ROCK ON!
    By the way, my friends, in case you haven’t already used your GINGER minds to realise this, Martine, Nadine and I all know each other in real life, and are ralleying together in protest soon outside the homes of all world leaders to try and gain their assistance in ridding the world of you FILTHY little pieces of GINGE.
    Goodbye my Darlings, the day of the Bru (short for Brunette’s) is now coming.
    Judgment in Neigh.
    Kisses to you all, as long as your hair doesn’t flame me to death.

    Kyle (the child prodigy) on June 14th, 2005
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    i am pleased to see that since martine, kyle and myself have written strong statements about people from the ginger origin, no one else (other than mick) has dared to comment on what we’ve sed. this is simply because they are filled with terror and no that we write the truth. i hope that all gingers have ended their existence so that i personally dnt hav do it myself, so thank you and RIP, not. if anyone does have enough bravery to come forth and argue against us then go ahead but i will warn you now, i wont give up and i will fight until i win this filthy battle. dont you gingers out there understand that nobody in the whole world actually likes the tone of ur hair and i bet that no one has ever been sick enough to think or say “i wish i had ginger hair rather than brown”. and if they did im sure it was some kind of sick joke.
    good bye for now, but i will b back,

    nadine (brunette) on June 14th, 2005
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    Nadine, Martine and Kyle - do any of you dye your hair? Are you all natural? Are you all as you were born?

    I’m interested because it might say some more about your motives. Maybe you’re not so happy with yourselves? Maybe this is all about you not feeling comfortable with who you are? Am I right? I’m right aren’t I. It’s OK. Lots of people are insecure. Red heads are normally quite secure because we’ve come through the slings and arrows of insults to be stronger on the other side.

    You on the other hand have woken up one day and thought to yourself “Look at me, look at me!! I’m just a plain old brunette! Plain and boring.”

    Lacking the courage to go red as your inner passions urge, you settle for popular Britney Spears blonde streaks or an attempted suacy auburn tints.
    Come on, tell us. Be brave. For once.

    Mick on June 14th, 2005
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    Ahhh mick once again you have hit the nail right on the head.

    All those fucking poo-brown’s with hair envy.

    Striving to make themselves look even slightly different from the throngs of their kind. Quite pathetic really.

    so sad.

    Mitch on June 14th, 2005
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    Isn’t Hate a word that should be saved for people like Hitler, killing thousand of innocent jews, or for Saddam Hussein who killed his own people? Us gingers have done NOTHING so why all the hatred?

    suze- ginger and proud on June 14th, 2005
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    yes i have naturally brown hair and was born like that. however, if i did have ginger hair then i would dye it so i didnt look so freakin disgusting. this is a website to slag off ginger people so dont try and make us feel uncomfortable with our hair colour. i am fully comfortable with myself, i just strongly dislike ginger hair and the people that have it on their dirty heads. if anyones insecure, its ginger people, thats why you’ve made a webpage to try and convice yourselves that its something to be proud of. well it isnt and you should all be ashamed of yourself. brown hair isnt plain and boring, its a deep and warm colour. so thankyou mick for putting up a good argument. however, mitch and suze, your pathetic and you make me feel sick. if anyones sad, its you. suze dont be so deep and meaningful, this is a website for ginger conversations so dnt talk about boring things like Saddam Hussein. you dont have to DO anything, its just the fact that you have a disgusting hair colour and its annoying how you try and make people think your not bothered by it. if your going to write anthing back, make it better than last time you pathetic little sap.

    nadine on June 15th, 2005
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    Mick, to answer your question many posts above. No, i don’t make any different toys for gingers. In fact - i prefer not to make them for red heads at all - they will just destroy them in one of their misguided temper tantrums. I once gave a red headed kid a farm yard with a red painted roof on the barn - i was then accosted by the kids mother asking me what i was trying to say with the choice of colour. Unfortunately she and her spawn of satan could not understand that the red colour is what is painted as the standard - i was forced to subsequently smash the farmyard in half over their heads and insert each fence post into various orifices.

    Simon the Toymaker on June 15th, 2005
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    Simon, WELL DONE. We applaud the fact that you abuse both adults and children who have the filth on their heads. Many unintelligent people believe that children are innocent beings but we know better. We know that ginger children are vermin like rats and greasy little pigeons(is there pigeons in America?) I also agree with what my sister Nadine said about Suze being a pathetic sap.

    martine and kyle on June 16th, 2005
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    yes i would also to say a massive ‘well done’ to simon for recognising gingers for what they really are. i would also like to give a huge shout out to MICHAEL JACKSON, he is proven innocent so if there are any gingers out there who dislike mj then i would back off because i will personally slaughter your fat dirty bodies. if u notice, not many ginger people visit this site and leave comments anymore because everytime they do i hunt them down with my pack of wolves and tie them to a vehicle which i drive at high speeds down a motor way. so any gingers who reply to this, id watch yourself coz u could be next. i am very pleased to say that the ginger population is rapidly decreasing. S, SA, SAF, SAFF, SAFFY
    peace out to martine and kyle

    nadine on June 16th, 2005
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    Shabba? Oh dear, I think Nadine has finally lost it. Actually, I’m pretty sure that Nadine never really had it ever, so maybe things are just getting worse.

    As for your appreciation of Simon the so called Toymaker, you may want to check your facts. I think that Simon doesn’t actually make toys, he makes wigs for sandy brown blahh type hair colours as himself can have a good head of red hair. Isn’t that true Simon???

    And for each Red head that you cowardly destroy with your base techniques there is another ten being bred and trained to overcome such pig headed, hairist tendencies. We’ve been developing a race of superior red headed beings to rise up and take down the non-red headed beings, which include such monsters as Hitler, Stallin, Bush, and Ben Stiller.

    Your days are numbered.


    Enjoy them while you can.

    Shabba, peace out and in like a deep breath and go wax your legs,


    Mick on June 16th, 2005
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    I think your right on the money there Mick, Nadine never had anything going for her so she sits on her custom built fat chair everyday, browsing through the internet and displaying her anguish towards any topic she can show an opinion towards, in this case the topic she is taking much much too far is hair colour… I wonder if her name appears on other relevent sites such as “Whats your favourite colour” or “What do you want to be when you grow up”

    I bet she has also has a membership at the “I’m just a big fat troll” website aswell. At least she can relate to them.

    King Red on June 16th, 2005
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    oh dear, i think mick has finally lost his sense of humour. you are obviously still very insecure about your hair colour. first of all you made it seem as though you didnt really care when people mocked you about it but your true colours have come out and i realise that its a very sensitive issue. everything i have said has been a joke so i think you need to calm down a bit, i dont actually harm ginger people, its just a dream that i have, and if anyones days are numbered, its yours. as for you King Red, your really pathetic and nothing you said made sense, you dont actually know me as im not fat. the only thing thats wrong with me is the strikes of anger that i get when i see ginger people, and seeing as your names ‘king red’ im guessing you have RED hair so its not hard to work out whats wrong with you. you all make me sick, dont take everything i say so seriously, i can tell that everything i’ve sed about gingers is true as you’ve got so protective over the matter. so id like to say one last thing

    G ross
    I nhuman
    N eurotic
    G rim
    E xruciating
    R ed hed


    nadine on June 17th, 2005
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    Fantastic, truly fantastic! Nadine has finally hit the nail on her head by expressing the true meaning of the initials G.I.N.G.E.R
    Today, I had an AWFUL experience. As I was walking through my home town, I passed a church and could hear laughter and joyful talking. I peered over the church wall and saw one of the most HORRIFIC things I have EVER seen! A GINGER was marrrying another GINGER, and their hair was
    (Excuse me for stealing your technique, Nadine)
    I became so ENRAGED that I loaded myself up at a nearby gun-shop, returned to the church and blasted the whole damn reception to smithereens. The only thing being held at that church next week will be FUNERALS.
    I guess I’ll be paying my respects by slaughtering all GINGER cats around where I live, and laying one on each of the GINGER coffins.
    To make matters worse, that night I went out for a meal with Martine and Nadine to celebrate the slaughter of the poor G.I.N.G.E.R’s, and when my meal came out I noticed the chef had garnished it with SAFFRON and GINGER SPICE. I took my meal to the kitchen, and force-fed the bastard until his eyes bled.
    This is what you GINGER’s are going to have to suffer if you DARE write anything mean about the “We Hate Ginger’s Club”.
    Tonight is your night Ginger’s. Live it up, it will be your last.

    Kyle on June 17th, 2005
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    Kye you there?

    martine on June 17th, 2005
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    I love it. A Frizzy Ginger marriage. Another consumation of Ginger love. It is certainly true that Gingers are often super passionate. I’m also a Scorpio who are supposed to be passionate. Maybe that’s why I’m so horribly lonely and single right now because I’m too much of a handful. Anyway, there is a bit of material for Kyle, Nadine and Martine to have some fun with.

    Thanks for your encouragement King Red - I think you hit some sensitive spots? The Trolls bit was perfect.

    “Kyle you there?” - are you guys using this blog as your communication tool? Interesting…

    This weekend I’m returning to my home town and will no doubt cry in my own corn flakes about how I was bullied and beaten for having red hair…….

    Everyone enjoy the sunshine! Even those with non-red hair.


    Note - this cease fire will only last till Monday. Then it’s back on baby!

    Mick on June 17th, 2005
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    Looking forward to seeing you Mick.

    If this site is being used as a message post, I might as well add that I’m currently in the market for part-time work. I’m a bit of an alrounder with skills in Media, IT, Communications, Law, Physics, Brain surgery, and I often give consulting to several nation leaders (except for Bush, he went to war and I told him not to)

    Ry on June 17th, 2005
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    fine, for this weekend ONLY we will not harm any of the ginger species, but on monday it WILL be back on. have a good weekend in your home town and we hope it doesnt bring back too many ginger memories.

    martine, nadine and kyle
    x x x

    martine, kyle and nadine on June 17th, 2005
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    shrowder on June 19th, 2005
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    mick, i just listened to your voice on the poocast thing. are you australian?

    martine on June 20th, 2005
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    Sure am, 145% Aussie battler.

    Is that going to fire you up even more? This is fun, we were talking about it on the weekend.

    Yeah, weekends over, hope you enjoyed the break!!

    Are red heads a dominate gene? I now that we are dominate people, but what about genes, are we fighting a battle on multiple levels??? We can handle it.

    Mick on June 20th, 2005
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    It’s a stupid image which only encourages the small-minded petty belief in mobs of idiots that ginger hair is somehow a bad thing. I know that a lot of people find it unattractive, or even repulsive, and it is certainly not a positive genetic trait, but at the end of the day we are all human beings. To be honest, discrimination against someone who has ginger hair is like racism.
    I myself am a red-head, but I do my best not to let pricks like the author of that image wind me up. I’d rather sit back and let society create problems with other people where there are none, only to see those problems come around and slap them right back.

    Lordmonkey on June 20th, 2005
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    George Washington, Redbeard, Captain James Cook, Pharlap, Gengis Khan, Edgar Allen Poe, Winston Churchill, Napoleon, Issac Newton, Marther Luther King - all of these people had red hair in common (except redbeard who was a ginger sympathiser). The other thing they have in common is that they are dead. This proves that there is a conspiracy against red heads - all of you with ginger hair must watch out. Sure, some people with a scientific/statistical background might point out that most of those people lived over 100 years ago and that they would be dead anyway…. they might even say being dead and having red hair cannot be correlated at all. I believe it blatantly points to a red head conspiracy possibly even an example of genocide or gingocide as i like to call it. Crazy? Possibly, but you be the judge.

    Simon ze toymaker on June 20th, 2005
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    FINALLY the cease-fire has been lifted (like a weight off my shoulders) and I can happily say that I have plenty of complaints to make.
    First of all ‘Simon ze toymaker’, you ended your post with the line “Crazy? Possibly, but you be the judge”, well I am the judge of the whole world and I say you are CRAZY! Probably because not a SINGLE person in your list was Ginger, most of all Martin Luther King… What were you THINKING?
    Second of all, Lordmonkey, GET A LIFE! Do you understand what the world is about? How in gods name are we supposed to LIVE without being horrible to Ginger people. Even Ginger people themselves (especially the intelligent ones) are horrible about THEMSELVES because they actually realise that they have a physical disability, it’s not racism… It’s the TRUTH!
    Thirdly, Mick, I don’t think that being Australian is a bad thing! In fact, my favourite singer/songwriter is Australian (Darren Hayes, former Savage Garden member). The only thing you have to be ashamed of is your hair colour, as do ALL you GINGER hobo’s.
    That’s a lot of pure anger that has been building up for a while now and I just had to let it out. During the cease-fire, I have to admit a slight rift I created by attacking a small Ginger girl in the street after she asked her Mother: “Mummy, why has that Human got Brown hair?” So I flung myself at the poor bitch and battered her until the GINGER authorities pulled me away, luckily the small girl left the scene with a broken arm and A LOT of her hair missing from her head. I am keeping it to create a Ginger VOODOO doll to RID THE WORLD of GINGER SKUM.
    This site is one of my favourites, and I have to congratulate Mick for creating a nice place for me to vent all my anger.
    I was going through a bag full of old photos from my childhood (I am 18 now, a legal adult, so I can say childhood) and I found an old photo of me on Holiday at a Greek Island with a childrens adventure group called “The Crew”. The group photo included all the members standing together, except for ONE Ginger girl standing to the side with GIANT ROUND RED GLASSES. Obviously she hadn’t wanted to be with people naturally better than her, but her parents had forced her. They later told me that she was adopted, and when they had recieved a Ginger child they had abused her trumendously, but eventually grew to (almost) love her…
    I love a happy ending.
    And on that note, I shall end this posting. Fear not! It will not be my last.

    Kyle on June 21st, 2005
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    I’m not sure whether i should laugh or cry at Kyle’s post. Either way i have come to an earth shattering decision. I have decided like any self respecting crazy person to embrace the ginger inside. I have decided to become a Born Again Gingian. This means i will fight on the side of Gingers anywhere - even though some of my family are ginge i myself have mousey brown hair so i can infiltrate the ranks of boring brown hairs all over the world - i am even prepared to write long essay type posts on this website. I am going out straight away to dye my hair red, and glorious it will be.

    Simon the toymaker on June 21st, 2005
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    Martin Luther King wasn’t a red head? I think this Simon fellow has scored a win against you there Kyle. Also, with Simon joining the Red Side, even more powerful than the Dark Side, we are growing in our numbers and influence. See the old toymakers used to make all the people have black hair.

    This is actually a fairly good impression of what I think Kyle looks like. Or maybe more like this;

    Either way, now with Simon making toys with Red Hair, things are going to change. People are now going to see Red Heads as no just unique, but powerfully and unstobbably different.

    Kyle, I’m glad this site is giving you an outlet for your anger. Brunettes have often been known for a some what immature ability to control their limited talents. It is just good to know that they give you internet access in the maximum security hospital that you and your friends Martine and Nadine live in.

    I’m off to enjoy my freedom and wonderful life as a red head.

    Mick on June 21st, 2005
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    Okay… I think the Ginger in all of you has become TOO extreme, what the HELL are you talking about when you say MARTIN LUTHER KING (I’m talking about the black man who revolutionised the world’s outlook on racial abuse) was GINGER… a GINGER BLACK PERSON? That’s as ludacris as saying there are white people with naturally bright purple hair, or asian’s with giant green afro’s.
    And SO WHAT if me, Martine and Nadine live in a MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON, the guards let us out whenever we tell them that we’re going to slay some Ginger’s because they agree that the world no longer needs ORANGE in its life… *sigh* What is the world coming to when a Brunette can’t walk down the street without seeing a damn Ginger flaming against the night sky.
    Just yesterday, catching the train home from Exeter (a city near where I live), Martine, Nadine and I had just been on an exhausting day trip and then had to face the wrath of a SUNBURNT and GINGER family as they clambered aboard the train, and cowered in the corner, trying desperately to avoid the blondes and the brunettes.
    So, Nadine promptly beat them within an inch of their lives, Martine then wrote the words “GINGER SKUM” on their foreheads, and together we threw them from the train, and watched their bodies become entangled in the tracks… It was a glorious moment for all of us.
    Tomorrow I am actually going to a “SAVE THE GINGER SPECIES” convention, I am going to stop them from making their pleas with my machetti and my tommy gun. I never meant to hurt anyone, but you Ginger’s are asking for it!
    Peace out, my orange lovers
    Kye x x x x x
    P.S. Mick; Martine, Nadine and I have got a picture with all of us in it from my 18th Birthday back in May, and we would like to send it to you, but don’t know how… could you find a way for us to get it to you, and maybe even post it here, where it belongs! ;) Thanks!

    Kyle on June 24th, 2005
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    i am soo sure u threw um off a train!!!

    katie on June 26th, 2005
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    Yes well done Katie you can read. Kyle did throw them off the train.

    martine on June 26th, 2005
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    Okay… I have to express my extreme ANGER!
    Today, my mother asked me to walk to the shop for her to gather some basics like milk and bread seeing as she was not feeling well and did not have the energy to walk to the shop herself. I am a kind and loving person, so I said “No problem”.
    On the way to the shop, whilst walking down a path that has been dubbed the “Cart Path”, three Ginger boys walked out of the shadows with their hair flaming. One held a Samurai Katana Sword, the second held a Whip, and the third was carrying a Tommy Gun.
    “Where do you think you’re going?” Sword-Boy asked
    “None of your business” I replied
    “Well, wherever you’re going, you’re going to have to get past US first” Whip-Boy explained
    “Yeah, let’s just see if you’ve got what it takes to floor THREE Ginger’s with weapons” Tommy Gun-Boy said as a grim smile spread across his ORANGE face.
    I grabbed the large sword that I use as protection for these sorts of situations, which was attached to my back, and brandished it threateningly.
    “Look,” I said, “I’m not picky about who I cut to pieces”
    The three boys laughed, and then took their own offensive stances, readying themselves for a battle. I simply smiled and said,
    “This is the part where you get hurt”
    I instantly threw my sword so that it impaled Tommy Gun-Boy through the chest and before he’d even fallen to the ground I had grabbed his weapon and blown Whip-Boy’s head off.
    “Just target practice” I said to myself
    I slowly slid my blade from the limp body of Tommy Gun-Boy. And brandished it at Sword-Boy, who had visibly wet himself through fear.
    “I think this blade could use a new sheath” I said, “Any volunteers?”
    Sword-Boy ran at me, swinging his blade in a wild array of fear. I easily side-stepped and slide my blade across his chest, killing him instantly.
    “You’re no challenge” I said to him as his body fell to the ground.
    I looked at the carnage before me for a moment. Then I gently placed my sword on the floor, smiled, and said
    “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust”
    Then I stood, did a small victory dance, and continued on my journey to the shop.
    The moral of the story is this: DON’T EVEN TRY IT YOU GINGER SKUM, YOU WILL NOT WIN.
    Peace out, my friends

    Kyle on June 26th, 2005
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    Be afraid, be very afraid…

    Click here to see the Terrorising Trio

    Now that would make anyone want to be a ginger.

    Mick on June 27th, 2005
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    Kyle, i don’t mean to alarm you, but that thing on your chin almost looks ginger.

    p.s. Martin Luther King was so ginger you could barely look at him in full sunlight. His after image came out as black, so i can see how you would make the mistake.

    Simon the Toymaker on June 27th, 2005
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    seriously i don’t know what planet you come from but black people don’t have ginger hair(lucky lucky people) white people do(very UNLUCKY).I really don’t understand how you can think that Martin Luther King was ginger.

    Martine on June 27th, 2005
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    Simon, please get a life (or die, either way I wouldn’t shed a tear)
    1) You are mentally disabled, obviously Martin Luther King was not Ginger otherwise he would not have been black and the whole point of his existence in History would no longer exist. Frankly, your entire list of “Ginger” people is warped, just like your puny mind.

    2) If you would have taken the time to read this damn post you should know by now that I am half-Ginger, my mother was a pure-bred Ginger. It is for this exact reason that I fight against the Ginger race so that people will no longer live in suffering like me and my mother had to. She has quite rightfully dyed her hair blonde because my mother knew that being Ginger is something to be ashamed of. The reason I have grown a Ginger beard is to lure Ginger’s into a false sense of secuirty before I kill them.

    3) MOST IMPORTANTLY: You are a dick.

    Thank you

    Kyle on June 28th, 2005
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    Come on guys, the toymaker is playing with you. Of course he knows. This is a Ginger Kid double I think.

    You need to come up with something cunning in reply.

    I await with bait smelling breath.

    Toymaker 1
    The Brunette Berets 0

    Mick on June 28th, 2005
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    Ghandi was also a red head.
    as is the deli-lama.

    here is the proof that all you anti-ginge-ites just cannot accept:
    martin Luther king was a red head

    Mitch on June 28th, 2005
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    Kyle, i apologise. You did in fact mention that you were of ginger decent and have a part ginger beard. I went back to the start and read every post on this subject - it took me hours! (i have to mouth the words as i read them and follow with my finger) May i say that your posts have been by far the longest and most filled with hatred. I noticed that most of your victims tend to be ginger children or juveniles - is that because you daren’t take on an adult ginger? Some people would label that cowardice. May i suggest that your (and Martine and Nadine’s) methods of desposing of gingers is outmoded and remarkably slow. Although you can obviously type a few words and are handy with various hand held weapons your brain capacities would not be able to conceive let alone execute destruction on a grand scale - i’m suggesting genetic modification and possibly poisoning through water supplies. This would of course mean your own death seeing you carry the gene. I have professed my alliance with the ginger army and carry the gene myself - i am not in the least worried about suggesting superior methods to the enemy because most non redheads have no drive, ambition or ability to carry such genius out.
    I will sign off now, but leave you with something to think about. Sarcasm and satire is only useful for those that can understand it.


    The Toymaker on June 28th, 2005
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    And in the red corner…….

    Simon Ze Toymaker

    Mick on June 28th, 2005
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    Simon, I must begin by repeating something I have once said before “you are a dick”. The reason I say this is because you are neither witty nor able (in any sense of the words).
    You complain that I “have no drive, ambition or ability to carry such genius out” and that I “would not be able to conceive let alone execute destruction on a grand scale”, but frankly I never hear you talk about your exploits to further the Ginger campaign nor do I hear of you hurting or trying to kill any Blondes or Brunettes. I am very open when talking about my ability to destroy and eviscerate anything with Ginger hair on their head.
    You also ask: “Is that because you daren’t take on an adult ginger? Some people would label that cowardice”, but just today I took a group of OLD, GINGER German tourists to a Cathedral and destroyed key stuctural points so that the building collapsed around them, killing them instantly and painfully.
    As we all know (and if you didn’t you will now) July the 1st is national GINGER day, where GINGER’s try to celebrate their life and beautiful brunettes enjoy a killing spree. Whilst out shopping today, I saw a high majority of GINGER FILTH both young and old, and every single one had a small orange ribbon pinned to their clothing. I proceeded to rip the ribbon from their clothes, and then proceed to use a Japanese kito ibashi sithe to smoothly slice open their bellies and disembowel them.
    Also, to prove my lack of “cowardice” towards adult Ginger’s, if you can drag your FAT, OLD, GINGER ass out of your food pit for more than two seconds I would gladly prove to you that being Ginger is nothing to be proud of, especially when you look like Santa.

    On another note: Mitch. Please don’t post anymore of those bullsh*t pictures here, because none of us want to see them… I’d rather just hunt you down and annihilate you, which is the only thing you and your PUNY mind deserve.

    P.S. Come July the 1st (Ginger Pride Day), you’d better not be taking part in any of the marches, otherwise the last thing you’ll see would be my Sithe slicing open your bellies, and leaving you to bleed to death PAINFULLY on the floor.


    Peace out my bowling buddies

    Kyle on June 30th, 2005
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    I agree with you, gingers are fucking mingers. check out this photo.

    EDITOR - I think this photo is funny and harmless. Any objections?

    Ginger Mingers

    Mitch on June 30th, 2005
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    Ah poor Kyle, my arch nemesis. Your anger is letting you down. It shows how it is narrowing your perception and will eventually eat you from the inside out. You are however in luck. On the weekend i attended a wonderful retreat. Here is just a portion of their promotional material:

    Ginger Anger Rehabilitation Centre (GARC)
    Here at GARC we provide a place to get back to your ginger roots and find out why you exhibit such anger towards such a fair and wonderful subset of our species. Located in the beautiful foothills of southern NSW Australia on 50 hectares of natural rainforest and reclaimed farmland we provide a wonderful seminar that can be taken over a full week or a shortened version for the weekend.

    There is a full schedule to deprogram your evil thoughts and includes some of the following:

    Activities: Horse riding, mustering, bush walking and meditation classes. Each room comes with a diverse range of movies such as Anne of Green Gables, The Little Mermaid and Sweet Sixteen. Our in house t.v. programs include Scooby Doo, Basil Brush, Tin Tin and episodes of the Simpsons featuring Groundskeeper Willy.

    Lectures: each course includes a compulsory lecture given by a guest. Previous guests include Ron Howard, Nicole Kidman and Jenny McAlpine (redhead of the year 2002).

    Courses: a number of courses are provided to help you overcome your gingicidal tendencies. These include Photoshop - it’s uses and instructions for basic photo manipulation, amaze all your mousey brown haired associates. Meditation - the key to dissapating your anger. And Red Hair Appreciation - why it should be nurtured along with the other hair colours.

    At GARC all meals are taken in our communal dining hall. Meals consist of a wide range of styles but mainly consist of East Asian dishes due to the wonderful taste of ginger. There is no alcohol permitted for the duration of your stay but ginger beer is chilled for whenever you want it. It is brewed locally by our resident supplier the MacAdams. Of course oranges and Cheezles are supplied to each room for those snack times between meals.

    We offer a 5% discount to those poor souls who are Ginger haired themselves. We understand that your pain is greater and will only lead into an ever spiralling pit of despair. Be assured that we can help you.


    There you go Kyle - you can take your Sithe, your Katana, your Bo sticks, your Broadsword, your Sai, and your hanky but be prepared to turn them into farm instruments - you will see the way.


    the toymaker on June 30th, 2005
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    Thank you for your concern Simon, but after reading your post I immediately launched a missile attack on the GARC and it no longer exists, also I have shaved off my facial hair as it is a painful reminder of my Ginger heritage, which is something I never want to have to confront again. However, maybe you should think about joing the BABA (Brunettes Are Better Association), our activities include: Slaughtering Ginge’s, Using Ginger corpses as target practice during archery, and (my favourite activity) the Ginger Gladiator tournament, where pitiful Ginger skum are forced to fight each other to the death in order to recieve scraps of food. It’s a really fantastic place, and all you have to do is dye your hair if you want to join (although there is a rigorous two week course you’d have to undergo to make sure you’re not a spy). Oh, and thanks for the tip on using my weapons as farm instruments, the wheat i’ve been growing for the Brunette armies is coming along a lot better now. ;)
    Mitch, you have become my new NUMBER ONE MOST HATED PERSON IN THE WORLD. How DARE you say that I have a double-chin, I’m sure that the only reason you haven’t posted your picture on here is because you are a skeletal anorexic piece of Ginger shit and you’re SO anorexic that ANYONE looks fat to you. As for commenting on Martine’s breasts, you OBVIOUSLY don’t have a fucking CLUE because her breasts are the same size as Angelina Jolie’s (and they’re not fake), so FUCK YOU. You’re such a sad little prude you’ve probably never seen a pair of breasts in your life anyway, so what do you know? And as for your comment on Nadine, couldn’t you have said something a little more imaginative? GET A LIFE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TURD. Or alternatively you can come to my house and I’ll introduce you to my Broadsword, the “GINGER KILLER”.

    Enough of the personal attacks, otherwise this is just going to get out of hand.


    Fare thee well, my little bum-chums

    Kyle on June 30th, 2005
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    Woah, woah, woah, just a second.

    Now Kyle, you launched a couple personal attacks on Simon previously and Mitch and Simon are friends, and as you did with Martine, he just defended him.

    (BTW, Martine, I’m single and you know, if you want to catch up for coffee or something….)

    So lets try and all keep the personal attacks to a peaceful slaughter and leave the insults to the general population of Gingers and Brunettes.

    Back to the melee.

    Are both of you girls wearing your natural hair colour in that picture? Just curious.

    I must say I enjoyed the simplicity of Kyle’s “I just blew it up with a missle”. Direct and to the point, that’s what I like.

    Actually, I need to make a confession. I’ve only ever been out with one ginger. Maybe I was concerned about the concentration of two gingers, but no more. I’m going to open my mind and start dating gingers. If they’ll have me…..

    Sleep well everyone.

    Mick on June 30th, 2005
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    hello everyone. i would just like to say that i have got auburn hair and i dont think that counts as ginger but my friends say that it is ginger. my boyfriend has got naturally blonde hair and he is bullied about that because people say he is a pretty boy but no one on my block thinks that being ginger is particularly wrong.
    i was reading some posts on here and i think some of you can be really mean. i dont like kyle nadine and martine because what they say is very morbid and i dont like things that are gory. i saw the picture of you three and i think martine and nadine look like sisters they are very pretty but nadine looks a bit ginger. maybe she just has chestnut colored hair?

    Carla on July 1st, 2005
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    I’ve just read through this and I think what Mitch said about that girls boobs is total b.s. They’re big. like kyle said, he must have not seen boobs before.

    big bad boy on July 1st, 2005
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    i have never been so disgusted in all my life….

    just looking at this website makes me want to be physically sick….

    do you know why…

    ill tell you why….

    i cant believe theres some people out there,cruel worthless gruesome people out there who still LIKE gingers!
    are you people mad?

    i have searched far and wide to find some kind of “club” to share my feelings of hatred towards the worthless creatures who go by the name of gingers.

    talking of “clubs”-have you ever tryed that as a weapon… i go strolling round my hometown and walk miles to find the defenceless pieces of sh*t then i club them over the head 8 times (8 is my lucky number) and with a bit of luck they’ll die…
    try it, it is G R E A T


    Amanda-Fay on July 1st, 2005
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    Amanda-Fay, on behalf of me Kyle and Nadine(yes Carla she is my sister)i would like to welcome you into our “team” You post made me laugh my head off. At first i thought you were on the gingers scummy side but fortunatly you are not. And Big-Bad boy you commented on my boobs but what do you think of gingers my friend? Carla i’m sorry but i have some bad news. Auburn hair is classed as a shade of ginger (in the english-ginge dictionary) If you are distressed by this news as i’m sure you are i’m sure Simon has some sort of helpline set up by now that you can call. Lets just hope whilst dialling you accidently wrap the cord around you neck. Mick i would love to have a coffee with you if i didn’t have to fly thousands of miles to do it!
    Martine x (Ginger Pride Day Tomorrow, I CAN’T WAIT)

    Martine on July 1st, 2005
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    Sorry Mick i forgot to answer your question Yeah that is our natural hair colours. My sisters is brown and mine is real dark brown but everyone says its black.

    Martine on July 1st, 2005
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    Hello, my name is Jennifer Beavis and I would like to express my sincere disgust at this website. How dare you all sit there and joke about something as severe as bullying Ginger people. My Daughter Samantha and her Brother Jonathan have both inherited Ginger hair from their late father and are bullied about it at school to such the extent that I once actually had to go in to their school and talk to their Principle about it. In the area of America I live in Ginger people are brutally beaten for their hair color.
    I ask you, are there not more significant things to talk about? Like poverty and war?
    Rethink what you say, it could make your life better.

    Jennifer on July 1st, 2005
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    get a life jenifer, .

    EDITOR - Hey, I’m deleting this last line from this. Yes, you can say Get a Life, but don’t comment on what her kids think. Jennifer has a right to voice her opinion.

    big bad boy on July 1st, 2005
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    Jennifer, I’m sorry if this site upsets you that much. We are really trying to have a bit of fun.

    I’m a red head, and I faced a bit of bullying at school, but I got bullied for having a funny last name, for having funny toes, for running funny, for being creative and for everything that was slightly different. I think getting bullied is part of school and everyone goes through it, although I acknowledge that it can certainly go to far and be damaging at times.

    I’d like to promote Elanor Roosevelts principle which is that “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” It is a very difficult lesson for children to learn (and even for adults at times) but I think it is worth talking about at least. It took me 15 years before I even thought that having red hair was different and different was good.

    When I have red headed kids (fingers crossed), I’ll just tell them 100 times that red heads rock.

    This posting is meant to be a bit of fun. Sorry if it offends.

    If you want to see some of the work I’ve done on poverty, visit my other blogs;
    Volunteering in Africa
    Loans for Learning

    Thanks for your comments.

    Mick on July 1st, 2005
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    OK. I think Kyle deserves a right of reply, but I implore him, and everyone to remember that this blog is fun, and none of us really know each other, so personal attacks are pretty worthless.

    Maybe this says more about “Sticks and Stones” then I thought…….

    I’ve never understood that saying. Is it trying to get them to throw sticks and stones at you??

    Anyway, back to the fray.

    Mick on July 1st, 2005
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    What can i say about the alleged destruction of GARC? Nothing really. Australia does not have a missile defense system, but our government is getting nice and cosy with the Yanks, so it’ll only be a matter of time before we have a state of the art offensive . . . . i mean defensive missile system.

    I propose to all those slighted gingers out there to come to Australia as it is being setup as a world heritage listed Ginger Sanctuary. Our sun might be harsh to those with fair skin but do not worry - we have the latest in sun block. Now, before our UK friends say “we sent all our criminals there in the past, we may as well send those ginger minger scum as well”, i have found that people from ol blighty tend to be jealous that a place they once dumped all their lawfully challenged citizens has now turned out to be better than their own piece of dirt. Oh, and they might be angry because we exported Home and Away. It was originally created as a tool of revenge but backfired when they showed it on t.v. here and people started watching it. Oh the shame.


    p.s. Jennifer - i am amazed that serious ginger people still wade through all this tripe to post caring ginger comments on this blog. I applaude your tenacity. Although i did expect people to make comments on Martine’s breasts. As we all know the internet is only good for ranting and porn.

    the toymaker on July 1st, 2005
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    i love you gemma

    Martine on July 1st, 2005
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    I’m not going to make any assumptions on Mith’s appearance or his personality, so if this seems like a personal attack it truly isn’t. I just think you’re talking out of your ass really, I have been best friends with Martine for over eleven years, I have known her since before she had boobs and therefore have been able to tell the difference when they grew… and grew… and grew… and grew. Pictures DO NOT always tell the truth, you would see that if you met her in person. And it’s fine for you to call me fat, I know that I am slightly overweight but I ask you not to because I am very sensitive about that subject and I’ve been trying desperately to lose wieght over the last couple of months.

    I can, however, critisise you when you say that you’re respecting Mick’s wishes. Don’t talk complete bullsh*t because you have just launched a serious attack on me and Martine (who, may I remdind you, has not made any personal attacks on you) and then said at the end say “But as this is Mick’s Blog I shall respect his wishes.” Don’t go against his wishes and then kiss his ass by saying that. Either way, I think a lot of people would agree that what I just said was nothing personal, and this time I hae made no assumptions, so stop saying those things about us. This blog used to be fun, but you’re ruining it.

    Simon, you make me laugh, my friend! Admittedly you’re on the side of the Skummy Ginger Skummy McSkum Skum, but the way you present your arguments brings a smile to my face and the occasional chuckle. (Before continuing with my Ginger Hate Tales I must apologise to anyone I have made PERSONAL attacks at, this even includes Mitch).

    The other day I went on a trip to the Cinema. I arrived at the building, ordered my ticket, checked to see how long I had left before the movie started, and then decided to go and buy myself some munchies before the movie began. I walked into the food-area, picked up what I wanted, and went to the counter… a Ginger was working at the til.
    At first I decided to give the little prick a chance to prove that he did not have a Ginger soul. He stopped for a moment, and looked at the colour of the hair on my head, then he proceeded to take every scrap of food I was intending to buy and urinate on it.
    I walked away…
    … And came back two minuets later with a baseball bat. I cracked open the bastards poo poo skull and lava started pouring out, but he did not die (this must have been one of the elite Ginger soldiers). He grabbed me by the throat and threw me into a nearby chocolate stand, but I wasn’t giving up either. I threw my baseball bat at his forehead, the sudden impact making him topple backwards onto the floor. Then I grabbed as much Chocolate as I could (you should know by know that the colour of chocolate is brunette, it opposes ginger) and straddled the dying ginger. I forcefed him SO much chocolate that when I finished he looked more like a beached whale with a bleeding poo poo skull and tons of chocolate choking his throat… magnificent.
    As a retaliation for my unprovoked attack I proceeded to hunt down EVERY SINGLE ORANGE THING in the area and obliterate it with my vaporising gun… POW! And that was that…

    Jennifer, I apologise for what happens to your children. But this site is just a bit of fun. I think we lost sight of that ourselves.

    Thank you everybody, and I would say “Good Night” but where I am I have only been awake for an hour… so just Thank you…

    Kyle x

    Kyle on July 1st, 2005
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    hey martine sorry i didnt answer your question. i dont mind gingers i just hate people like jenifer who take it too seriously and i think mitch is a really horrible guy. to be honest mick i think you should ban him from the website becuase all he ever does is be too horrible. its one thing saying stuff to people as a joke but the way he says it is really malicious. and yeah mitch i wouldnt mind going on a date with martine but from what ive read im guessing she lives in england and i live in america so it would be a bit difficult. i was reading through these posts just then and decided that the best word to described jenifer would be one that nardine used. sap. lol. sappy. sap. sappy.

    big bad boy on July 1st, 2005
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    Geez, Kyle - you’re making me all gushy inside. Doesn’t change a whit though. As the bible says “The Gingers will Inherit the Earth” . .. . apparently Moses (who was ginger), came down from the mountain after having a conversation to a talking ginger flame, carrying a red tinted tablet. It said something about “thoult shall not covet your brunette neighbour” and “thoult shall not kill a ginger” and something about taxes. What’s my point - not too sure.


    The toymaker on July 1st, 2005
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    i thought id pop back again to see if any comments had been said about my post.

    i just thought id update martine as she said i had made her laugh-just to let you know the club trick REALLY DOES WORK

    i recommend this for any ginger haters out there-sit in a dark alleyway-preferably with dark clothing on,

    wait for your suspect to walk on by-
    if your unlucky like me you’ll probably have about 3 in 7 f*ck faces, i mean lovely gingers in your hometown,

    then take out your club say-oh what lovely hair you have (behind them of course) they will be so surprised that someone is actually “complimenting” their hair that they will turn around-im not joking-and TRY TO HUG YOU–WEAR GLOVES!!!

    any traces of ginge on you is NOT good, and very hard to get rid of-eurgh, imagine if the ginger disease is contagious!!
    A living hell or what-i would prefer to commit suicide.

    anyway-so they turn around and just club them at the side of the head-preferably onto the temple and bang out in a less than 0.1 of a second.


    the battered body falling to the ground is such a satisfying feeling you will take this up as your favourite hobbie! i know i have!

    amanda fay on July 2nd, 2005
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    back again-i just wanted to leave you this MORAL MESSAGE:


    amanda-fay on July 2nd, 2005
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    amanda-fay, what can i say?! im pleased to see there are more people out there like me, kyle and martine. i am going to go out in the dead of night tonight when the ginger species feel safe, but i’ll tell you now, i’ll be waiting and im going to test out your technique and see for myself just how good it is. i will tell you how it goes tomorrow.
    good night- but it wont be for the gingers that i come across
    they can consider this a warning

    nadine x

    nadine on July 2nd, 2005
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    mitch, i’ve visited your ‘really cool’ website.
    i totally agree with you when you said
    “gingers are fucking mingers.” and oh look, your a fucking ginger yourself.


    nadine on July 2nd, 2005
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    i do recommend that you do, do that nadine.

    it is so much fun, maybe you could do it with the wcs.(We Crucify Saffys)or if you ever get the chance to go round in a hummer for the hour
    (which i am doing this sunday as a matter of fact)you can shoot the ugly mugs down instead, with a sniper gun.

    bye for now beb,
    one day i hope i get the honour of meeting you, my fellow ginger hater and WCS member.

    maybe we could go slaughtering gingers together.

    bye beb


    amanda-fay on July 3rd, 2005
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    “amanda fay” please reveal your true identity. Only someone who knows us could know about the hummer and “beb”

    martine on July 3rd, 2005
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    gd 1 STEPH, lol. i didnt actually know it was you until you gave away all of those clues. speak 2 u soon m8.

    nadine xXx

    nadine on July 3rd, 2005
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    OK, so hopefully that little episode of abusive escalation is past us and we can move on to a much more important philosophical debate.

    Maybe we can even have some concessions made on both sides.

    I’ll admit, semi on behalf of Gingers that there are some brunettes who I find mildly attractive. Including Princess Leia, Kylie Minogue and Margret Thatcher.

    Now if we can just have some concessions made ont he brunette side???

    mick on July 4th, 2005
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    Mick on July 4th, 2005
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    Mick - appreciate the attempt at peacekeeper but i think it has gone way beyond that now. Personal insults once started tend to go through an ever increasing spiral to doom. Specially when they branch out to other people associated with you (ie Nadine’s comment about the photo of Mitchel). Nadine, although Mitch’s comments may have stung it’s poor form to bring in outsiders to the ‘conversation’. Believe me when i say that you may have started something that cannot be finished - it will consume Mick’s blog more than Ginger Kids was doing.
    As i have read in previous comments:

    the toymaker on July 4th, 2005
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    I’m cleaning house. I missed that one and some of the others from Mitchell and Kyle are also too strong for my blog, so I’m going to delete them or parts of them if possible.

    Sorry, but it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.

    mick on July 4th, 2005
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    I think you people on here are an absoloute disgrace. You make me feel ashamed to be a brunette. My wife is a “filthy ginger” and let me tell you if she ever met any of you sickos she would crush your prejudice little heads. She is not a small lady. One of our boys is also ginger and finding this website made him feel very hurt. He asked me what he had ever done wrong to deserve ginger hair and i told him it’s because God thought he was special and deserved special hair. I hope you all are ashamed of yourselfs.

    John on July 4th, 2005
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    Any personal attacks or even any more talk of violence is going to be delted, from anyone.

    Jokes over.

    Mick on July 5th, 2005
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    well whats the point of this “ginger kids” blog then. if people dont want to see whats been written then dont go on the internet and try and find something to do with ginger people and then read it and complain. fine… theres a little ginger girl who lives next door to me and seeing her changed my life, for the better. i absoloutley wish i had ginger hair, its a unique and fantastic colour. im sooooo jealous.

    nadine on July 5th, 2005
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    well whats the point of this “ginger kids” blog then. if people dont want to see whats been written then dont go on the internet and try and find something to do with ginger people and then read it and complain. fine… theres a little ginger girl who lives next door to me and seeing her changed my life, for the better. i absoloutley wish i had ginger hair, its a unique and fantastic colour. im sooooo jealous.

    nadine on July 5th, 2005
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    well whats the point in this “ginger kids” blog then?! if people dont like whats been written then dont go on the internet and try and find something to do with gingers, and if you do choose to read it then dont complain because its peoples personal opinions and not everyone likes ginger hair, get use to it.

    nadine on July 5th, 2005
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    im sure not everyone likes brown hair but you dont see us getting all defensive about it. there is nothing anyone can do to stop people disliking ginger hair and children will always get a bit picked on because of it, like mick has said before, he was bullied about his hair and it is part of growing up. i will stop making personal and violent comments but i WONT stop putting my point across about the ginger republic. i stand strong in believing that ginger hair is not the most pleasant thing to look at, its also the traits that many ginger people are given which also angers me.


    NaDiNe on July 5th, 2005
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    sorry to return again so soon but i have a few points to back up my argument against gingers……

    here are some ginger ‘celebrities’, they are well known in England.

    Nicole Kidman= PALE
    Geri Haliwell= FAILURE
    Ginger Bread Men= EATEN
    Charlie Dimmock= HENCH LESBIAN
    Chris Evans= ALCOHOLIC

    nadine on July 5th, 2005
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    Okay guys I haven’t been here in a while and I have to first state that this blog is going downhill. I IMMEDIATELY have to ask you something, Mick:
    In your last post you wrote, “any more talk of violence is going to be delted”. When you say this, do you include my made-up stories about Ginger-bashing? If so, I have to say that you have let me down. I thought that you were one of the few adults who still understood the meaning of “having a laugh”, but maybe that isn’t the case. However, if you’re just referring to the personal attacks, I guess I can understand where you’re coming from.
    I do promise you this though: If you were to close down all of the Ginger and Brunette-bashing jokes in here it would just become a boring place that parents of children would enter every couple of months to cry about their children getting bullied. Now, I’m not being insensitive about the bullied children, but thats NOT what this blog is for… FIND A SUPPORT GROUP.

    All in all:
    1) Personal attacks have every right to be deleted. They just make people angry and/or upset.

    2) People who are damaged both physically and mentally by Gingerism should (a) not take this site so seriously, and (b) find some other ways to vent their feelings rather than on the internet.

    3) Can’t we just go back to the over-the-top stories and fun-loving comments? I promise not to say anything cruel about anyone individually…Just about the Ginger race.

    Don’t turn this blog into a boring piece of tripe, but that doesn’t necesarilly mean turning into a war-zone either.

    That’s all i’ve got to say.

    Kyle on July 5th, 2005
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    To comment on all of the backlash from my last post. (I will keep it non personal)
    Keep Your Little Ears in place, there is nothing wrong with Snide remarks, Underhanded and Critical, i Know, but Subtelty and the finer Distinction of Inuendo is something that your three Can’t possibly Know.

    Hey, I never said my website was cool, as a matter of fact it’s a piece of shit. But Hey..

    But hey.. well spotted!! Yes you have finally found out my secret that
    I have hidden from everyone… oh my god….the same of my deception!
    how did you see through my cunning plot?
    (Simon, you point and I’ll laugh)

    It used to be really cool, but I had to dumb it down so that brunettes would not take offence to it, You see anything out of the ordinary and the poo heads take exception too… It’s a proven fact… they are so used to being the same as everyone else, that anything that is not the same as them causes large amounts of fear and anxiety.

    Brunettes follow a rapid progression into this syndrome. It starts off at breakfast with something simple like picking out pieces of cereal that are not the same as the others, and by lunchtime they’ve got out the rulers and are measuring people’s noses and holding up colour cards to their hair. Any rejects are shipped off to slave labour or death camps.

    Even poo heads with the wrong shade of brown are shipped off.

    Soon judging others is not enough. A morbid fear of mirrors develops. they start to undertake a path of self mutilation - slicing off pieces of their face in order not to deviate from the norm.

    eventually they whittle themselves down to something un-recognisable.

    and die a sad and lonely death.

    Mitch on July 5th, 2005
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    Kyle, I’m ok with broad, high level violent stuff, like blowing up the ginger head quarters or having a large monster truck to run over brunettes, but I dont’ like the ultra violent “so I took a spanner and bashed the (*&(*&…” stuff.

    I think we can all try to be a little more clever about this. Like Simon’s Martin Luther King, obviously stupid, but not really damaging anyone (other than the billion Africans in the world perhaps).

    Can’t win…

    see how we go.

    mick on July 5th, 2005
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    “A wiki wiki mai lohilohi
    Lawe mai i ko papa he’e nalu”
    I begin with this phrase, an ancient Hawaiian chant that roughly translates:
    “You ginger ginger skum are going to be annihilated by our papa, God”
    Also consider the Japanese phrase:
    “Ria ru na sekai ni yureteru kanjyou maketakunai moutada”, which rougly translates to:
    “Orange is the colour of death, do not fear it… destroy it”
    You see, there are two more countries that could potentially join the brunette efforts against the Ginger lifestyle.
    Just the other day I saw a Japanese martial-arts expert and a Hawaiian expert belly dancer take on EIGHT Ginger’s, a feat that I have yet to top… But all it will take is time, and a bit of extracurricular training before I too can take on eight Ginger’s in one go.
    To back up Nadine’s previous argument, I have picked some more Ginger celebrities with defects:
    Debra Messing: Annoying voice
    Gillian Anderson from the X-FILES: Only 5ft tall
    Marcia Cross: Trying ‘desperately’ to cling on to youth
    Demi Moore: Not Ginger, but just a really annoying person
    Hope that wasn’t too “violent”
    Kyle x
    P.S. I hope everyone had a great Ginger pride day, I forgot to ask

    Kyle on July 5th, 2005
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    Us convicts don’t know who some of those people are……..

    Agree about Demi Moore and Gillian Andersen. Perhaps we can sacrifice them to the gods of Dark and Red hair to appease them.

    Mick on July 6th, 2005
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    well mick, i can confirm for you that all of the people you dont know are very aggrovating and will eventually suffer. yes kyle, i had an amazing Ginger pride day, but i cant explain what exactly i did because its a bit “violent”.
    au revoir

    nadine on July 6th, 2005
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    “All the people I know are aggrovating and will eventually suffer” ??? What are you trying to say Nadine? Are you in that set? or just my ginger friends?

    Glad Ginger pride day went well. Perhaps you can enjoy your successes on the inside…

    Tutaonana kesho!

    Mick on July 6th, 2005
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    I have been doing some study on the subject of Ginger Hatred and have come across a massive blunder in recent history. After WWII a fear was propagated in the populace of Western Culture against Gingerism. A slogan was coined “better dead than red” - this led to the greatest misconceptions started by the brown haired leaders of England (closely followed by Australia) and the USA. They associated the red background of the Russian and Chinese flags with red hair and because their brain capacity was rather a bit small to accomodate the difference between flags and hair colour, the western world got confused. Unfortunately before it could be pointed out to them over the next twenty years the USA decided to invade Vietnam. When American soldiers got over there many were heard commenting when they first got a glimpse of Charlie . . “damn! i haven’t seen a red head yet”. People in the western world started to come to their senses. Some popular songs were sung about the stupidity of the governments - Bob Dylans “Masters of War” being one of them. Which pointedly makes fun of brown hairs for their misconception.
    A sad case of ginger hatred is still evident today. In the workplace red heads earn 25% less than their brown haired peers. When they walk into a shop they are followed on the suspicion that they will steal anything not nailed down. This is an endemic that can be solved in our lifetimes please do your utmost to help eradicate ginger hatred.


    the toymaker on July 6th, 2005
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    mick, i think you’ve got it wrong. i didnt say that “All the people I know are aggrovating and will eventually suffer” i said that all of the ginger celebrities that you dont know are very agrovating and will suffer. think before you write next time please.

    nadine on July 6th, 2005
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    Castle Red is delighted to announce the arrival of its new owners, Saffi and Copper McGingerhead.

    Along with Ms. Ginger Slut as its Registered Manager and a dedicated team of Gingers, the home is committed to providing quality care for the elderly, and red heads.

    As part of the improvements happening at the home, a new Statement of “Burnettes must die”, and “Blondes are on their way to extinction” is available to anyone on request. Either email or telephone us and we will be happy to send one to you.

    In addition, the home has undergone some re-decoration, so why not pop along and take a look at how we’ve added extra copper-piping, and painted the walls bright orange.

    You may also be interested to know that Castle Red is currently on the ‘Investors in Gingers’ programme. This should be completed by Autumn 2005. Once again, this reinforces the home’s commitment at being a first class provider of Brunette murders and care for our Ginger residents.

    A new updated website with more information is on its way, but in the meantime please feel free to contact us if you have any questions or queries about why Gingers are better.

    Thank you


    I came across this on a website today. I was so angered that I flew to America, where the home is based, and delivered a nice pack of C4 Explosive through their door… Yummy.


    Kyle on July 7th, 2005
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    haha!Good one kye!i found this article today when i was looking for some good ways to cause massdestruction to the ginger societie.

    Higher Risk of Mental Illness for Teen Girls with ginger hair:

    Girls with red hair appear to have a higher risk of developing mental illness by the time they turn 17. This was the finding of a recent study conducted by Harvard Medical School researcher, Joseph brunette-boy. This study tracked 140 girls with ginger hair from ages 12 to 17 and compared them with 122 girls without grimy ginger muff. By the time they reached 17, the girls with grubby red mitts were far more likely to be clinically depressed, to have anxiety disorders and to have conduct disorder. 90% of the girls with smutty red locks of hair in this study had received treatment for their disorder.

    Here are the specific findings of the study:

    - More than 20% were disruptive vs. 3% of those without mucky ginger tresses.
    - More than one in three suffered major depression, compared with three in 100 of those without muffy red frizz.
    - 56% suffered anxiety vs. 19% of those without GDHD (gingers die holy deaths).
    - 4% drank alcohol vs. 1% of those without GDHD.
    - 12% used drugs compared with 4% of those without disgusting ginger rocket boosters.
    - Anorexia and bulimia each claimed about 5% of ginger sufferers. thank god.
    - 28% smoked vs. 13% of those without ginger-itus which basically shows that gingers are stupid as well as being ugly.
    the facts say it all my friends.i havent been big but i have been bad and suprise suprise i am a boy.night night sleep tight.
    ps sorry for stealing youre idea kyle but yours made me laugh so much i had to do one of my own

    big bad boy on July 7th, 2005
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    I havn’t been on for a while but after reading kyle and big bad boys posts i have to congratulate them on being 2 of the best i have seen. You 2 brought joy to me today and it makes me feel so good to know that ginger hatred is present in America and the UK. Keep up the good work my friends and one day we will rule the world in our big bad ginger scum hating castle. x

    Martine on July 7th, 2005
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    this ginger kids blog started on march 1st so i think that should be the national ginger day, for us to enjoy however we please. whether gingers want to relax in a health spa or if brunettes want to go on a rampage. we should cherish that day once a year. what do you say?

    poo poo skull

    nadine on July 9th, 2005
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    I like it.

    March 1st.

    Global Ginger Day - where Gingers come together to celebrate their Gingerness and Brunettes come together to shave off the Ginger spawn.

    Spread the word.

    Mick on July 10th, 2005
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    excellent, thats just superb. its my new favourite day of the year. all i can say is … gingers beware


    nadine on July 10th, 2005
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    Damn, i’m out of material for the moment - been a bit busy and feel that a response would not come up to the calibre of Kyle and BBB. Be assured though, i will focus on my inner ginger and will be back.


    the toymaker on July 10th, 2005
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    mick, if you dont mind me asking, how old are you? have you always had ginger hair since you were a young boy? and if you could, would you change your natural hair colour?


    Nadine on July 12th, 2005
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    ok. im a ginger and although i find this site amusing, some of you are really sick. im 14 and have tried dying my hair a million times (coz of twisted peeps at school) but always get the diy taken out. although sum people are cruel , i always get compliments about it. and i neva want 2 blend in like a blond or brunette, even if ginger hair gets noticed 4 the wrong reasons, at least it GETS noticed. its only hair colour! yours, amy x x

    Amy (proud 2 be red!) on July 12th, 2005
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    Go Amy. Red and proud. Well done!!!

    Beat that Blondes and Brunettes!!!

    Gingers 1,034,822
    Blondes and Brunettes 0

    Mick on July 12th, 2005
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    Nadine, to quote David Brent, I’m in my 30’s……. I’m actually 30, but I turn 31 in November, the Scorpio that I am.

    Apparently I was blonde for the first three months, but as I was nearly four weeks overdue (true fact, ask my mom) I was a bit overcooked. Explains a lot, I know.

    I changed my hair colour once, but not successfully. I was going to shave it off to raise money for Cancer Research so a couple of days before that my friend Michelle tried to make me blonde. I sort of went an soft orange, but not much change. My friend Nafo with black hair went pretty blonde.

    Maybe I’m due….. Just to see what is like on the other side of the fence.

    Any suggestions?

    Mick on July 12th, 2005
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    Don’t do it Mick. You are just buying into the hype that blondes have more fun, brunette’s are smarter and black hair . . . well i’m not sure what they say about black hair. Besides there’s nothing you can do about it until it grows back.


    the toymaker on July 12th, 2005
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    hmmm interesting, although im not a fan of ginger hair i think you should keep up your ginger pride, if you dyed your hair brown or blonde it jst wouldnt be the same and you dont want to be known as a traitor to all of your fellow gingers. when i think of ‘mick’ i think of ‘ginger’. you mentioned David Brent, myself and martine are huge fans and find him immensley funny, we actually cried with laughter one time.

    peace out for now

    Nadine on July 13th, 2005
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    lol, thanks mick :)

    Amy (proud 2 be red!) on July 13th, 2005
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    Simon - what if I went Brunette and infiltrated their ranks. We need code words and secret hand shakes. And we need to change the knock from.


    to something harder to guess… Hmmmm?

    Mick on July 13th, 2005
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    Someone told me today that I don’t really have red hair. Went something like this.

    Me - “Yeah, because I’m a red head”

    Them - “You’re not a red head!”

    M - “Um, yes I am.”

    T - “No you’re not, you’re not like, bright red.”

    M - “Sure, but it is still red.”

    T - “No, I don’t think so”

    M - “So what colour is it?”

    T - “Well, it’s red, but you know, not really red.”

    M - “So I’ve got red coloured hair but can’t call myself a red head.”

    T - “Yep, that’s right.”

    I don’t know if I should feel offended, or just confused.

    I’ll go for confused right now.

    Mick on July 13th, 2005
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    I reckon they are talking about the difference between a ginger and a redhead. I think you’re classified as a ginger Michael J, whereas these people:


    are redheads

    J-bot on July 14th, 2005
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    Just stumbled across this website and read the majority of the comments left. I’am ginger/blonde if Im out in the sunlight though it goes totally blonde in winter it looks more red either way fuck it! - Just wanted to say tht I have been pissing myself laughing at some of the stories of ginger killing here! :Nadine: Ive just read the story how u met those gingers in the alleyway and it was excellent - brilliantly wrote and extremely funny - ever thought of writing a script or something? seriously without a hint of sarcasm do it! Also another shout out to the guy who killed everyone at the ginger wedding and then went and killed all the ginger cats and layed them on the coffins … fucking genius!

    Paul Cox on July 14th, 2005
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    @ paul cox… thankyou very much for your comment, its greatly appreciated. you are the type of ginger person along with Mick that i could actually easily get along with. you dont get all defensive about this site and you understand that its a bit of harmless fun, however the alleyway story is true and many ginger peoples lives ended that night due to a technique i call the “ginger whippa”, where i basically hold the head of a ginger person (from the back), forcefully pull their heads back towards their anus and then get my hand and push it at an extreme force into their spinal cord, which eventualy cracks due to the build up of pressure. but anyway thankyou again and hope to hear from you again soon. do you live in england?


    Nadine on July 15th, 2005
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    Hello Mickolas and all other Ginger lovers / haters out there!
    I have to praise Paul Cox’s efforts! He is a true Ginger Spy for the cohorts of the Brunettes and sometimes it heurts me (not hurts, you have to pronounce it he-urts) to think that there are still some people out there taking it seriously!
    The other day, I ran into the female opposition of who I am. She was a lesbian wearing a suit and smoking cigars, and she had Ginger hair! Using a new scientific technique I can figure out who everyone’s Ginger-Gender-Oppositio is.
    For Mick, it is Nicole Kidman
    For Martine, it is a little seven-year-old boy called Rusty
    For Nadine, a fat man with a Ginger beard called “Bazraye”
    And for me, my new lesbian friend Tony. Fantastic.
    Peace out my favourite fungus

    Kyle the Ginger Slayer on July 16th, 2005
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    The Ginger bomb was invented by two refugee Copperfield scientists in Australia, Professors Nicole Kidman and Gillian Anderson, of Copperfield University. They designed a “blue-print” for making a Ginger bomb in 1940
    It actually began when the Italian-born physicist Italiano Redhead, working in the United States, invented an apparatus which produced the first Ginger explosive reactions. In 1940 both the Australians and Americans were researching the Ginger bomb and when the United States entered WWG (world war ginger), the Australians joined the American “Destory Brunettes Project” and production of the bomb went on ahead in the US.

    The first Ginger bomb has lead to development such as the Copper and Red bombs, which are much more powerful than the first Ginger bomb. However because of damages to our environment and atmosphere from the flaming hair of Ginger pedestrians, programmes for such development has been limited and treaties are being signed between major countries around the world.

    The explosion of a Ginger bomb consists of an immense release of ginger energy caused by the chain reaction in which more and more ginger hairs are split, the splitting of the hairs creates millions of tiny explosions. The reaction begins when an atom of U-235G (a hair of a very illuminous ginger person) or copperonium (a radioactive by-product of ginger poo) splits under the impact of a single neutron. The ginger hairs split into two fragments and at the same time releases more copper and flames, which then split more ginger hairs, and so on, in a self-sustaining sequence. The whole process only takes one millionth of a second to complete, but in order for a chain reaction to occur there has to be a certain quantity of U-235G or copperonium present.

    Life would be very different without this invention. This invention has both good and bad impact. The bad side of it is that it damages our environment and atmosphere and what is worse, it’s too destructive on Brunettes and Blondes. But this ensures peace between the super gingers because they know that even a war with conventional weapons could swiftly escalate into ginger obliteration.

    Kyle on July 16th, 2005
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    I’m sorry, but has everyone quietly resigned themselves to a hole in the ground and died?
    I mean, I know I wanted all Ginger’s to die, but at least put up a fight… where have you all gone?
    Would it rouse some kind of come-back if I said that I went door-to-door last night killing any unfortunate redhead who happened to answer their door with my pistol, which I have aptly named “Gladis the Law-Giver”
    … Come on Mick, Simon, Mitch, Martine, Nadine, Big Bad Boy, where have you all gone to?
    Write back soon, or this excellent website will no longer be an excellent website…
    Cheerio pip pip, poppet

    Kyle on July 18th, 2005
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    Sorry Kyle, I’ve been away all weekend at a conference for Gingers. It was;

    “The Annual Global Conference For Ginger Generals Who Defend Gingers Through Free Speech and Table Tennis Bats”

    The conference was a success and we expect the results to be in place with in a week.

    To answer your question…


    Mick on July 18th, 2005
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    It was late last Sunday evening,
    When I saw this ugly ginger thing.

    He looked at me and swore,
    and promised me some gore.

    I faked uninterest and walked away,
    vowing to smash his head with Clay (my baseball bat)

    But when I turned to smash the twit,
    he’d turned and run, the stupid git

    I followed him to his home, twas lame
    I threw in a rag that was aflame

    His house burnt down, and so did he
    I found his corpse and did a wee

    So I leave you to yourselves,
    Go kill some GINGERS! You Brunette elvs.
    That’s, like, the poorest thing i’ve ever written, but it was fun to do it, so… whatever.

    big bad boy on July 18th, 2005
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    Mick, the conference didn’t happen to be called the G8 did it? - the one where the top eight ginger haired generals meet to discuss ginger issues - not to be affiliated with that one in Scotland. I heard Bob Geldof the ginger hater tried to incite a whole bunch of broonies and blondies to crash the party, but they failed as they only can (with table tennis welts on their arses).

    the toymaker on July 19th, 2005
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    big bad boy, hmmm, am luvin da poem! lol, (is it rong 4 a redhead 2 say dat?) anyhuu, its v.funny :P amy x x

    Amy (proud 2 be red!) on July 22nd, 2005
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    How about this for a poem…..

    Born ginger,
    I was raised in the hood,
    Living ginger,
    I was always no good,
    School a ginger,
    I was never smart enough,
    Friends a ginger,
    I was just a little rough,
    Working ginger,
    I was always too loud,
    Living ginger,
    I’m forever proud.

    Mick on July 26th, 2005
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    :) that rox mick

    Amy (proud 2 be red!) on July 26th, 2005
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    Thanks Amy. Your turn now.

    Kyle, more poetry??

    Simon, I know you want to!

    Mick on July 27th, 2005
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    i may get teased
    i may get taunted
    it may get so bad
    that my dreams are haunted

    im maybe to loud
    im maybe to rough
    YOU may not like my hair
    but for me its gud enough

    i may feel left out
    coz im not brown or blonde
    but at least im not boring
    of my colour im quite fond

    so now is the time
    to forget what others have sed
    to stand up for your self
    and be proud 2 b red!

    Amy (proud 2 be red!) on July 27th, 2005
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    Perfect. This just proves that red heads are not just good looking and intelligent, but creative as well.

    Mick on July 28th, 2005
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    Been a while since i’ve had time to post - preparing for the incoming screamer has taken up all my time. Once again i also don’t have much time to compose a true masterpiece so i’ll keep it short and simple:

    Mick’s hair is red
    Amy’s is too
    Bad Boy has hair
    The colour of poo

    The end

    Simon on July 28th, 2005
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    Nice Simon, although it is nearly a personal attack. If Bad Boy wants it removed, I’ll take it down….

    As long as it doesn’t escalate like last time.

    mick on July 28th, 2005
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    I get mean comments everyday because of my hair colour and when I say something about it like how I feel they tell me to just dye it if I have a problem with it, I have to tell them that I don’t have a problem with it, I like it but other people don’t always agree. People say that I must have a problem with it if I get upset due to comments but I think people say “omg even the ginger got higher in the test than me” and “you should die” hurts anyone even if they don’t have a problem with their hair colour. I knew a boy who recently moved schools and he made sure to tell me everyday that I was ugly and ginger and because I am ginger he thought it was ok to laugh about my dad being dead because nobody cared about my feelings. No matter how much I try to ignore the comments, comments like that hurt an awful lot. People who hate gingers probably wouldn’t be mean if they truely knew how much it hurts, and they’ll say that they still would be mean but I doubt if they really knew. Mine is reddish brown, not as orange as above sadly. My hair has gone dul so I’m going to have to dye it ginger. Even if I dyed my hair brown I would still get comments for having the name storm cloud. If it’s not one thing it’s another. Children don’t take into account how the other feels. Storm Cloud age: 15

    Storm cloud on July 28th, 2005
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    mick- very true!
    simon- dat poems rox
    storm cloud - your so right, everyone seems to get teased about something, most of the time over things that dont even matter (for the point of this conversation, hair colour) and when i get teased, my friends and boyfriend get teased for being with the ginger! people need to grow up.
    luv amy xx oh, and p.s. i think ur name is really nice. :)

    Amy (proud 2 be red!) on July 29th, 2005
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    well that just makes me feel sorry for your boyfriend and friends then.
    and the words ginger, not red.
    your blatantly ashamed to be ginger, your trying to justify being the shameful, disgusting shade (not actual colour) of red, by saying red instead of ginger.



    /3 () \/\/ /_ @

    /\/ @ /> ! /\/ é

    steph (proud NOT to be "red") on July 30th, 2005
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    im not ashamed to be ginger. i no im ginger, i just prefer the word red.i used the word ginger in my last message if u didnt bother to notice. im nt gona sink 2 ur level with pathetic insults tho, dis site was ment 4 a laugh.
    amy xx

    Amy (proud 2 be ginger) happy now? on July 30th, 2005
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    Storm, i think your name is one of the raddest names i have ever heard and i am sorry that people make fun of your hair. I honestly do not have a real problem with people who have ginger hair i’m just joking when i say things on this website, one of my best friends has red hair and even Kyle has a ginger beard. I want to genuinely apologise if i have ever hurt anyones feelings on here.
    Peace out
    Martine x

    Martine on July 30th, 2005
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    Firstly gotta apologise for the recent rash of postings on Mick’s blog.
    Secondly, Storm Cloud, it’s one hell of a name. Being teased by having red hair seems to be part and parsel of being a kid, always has been and will most likely to be for kids for years to come. Seek out people who accept you for who you are. But having such a far out name as Storm Cloud is a double score. You probably wont be able to appreciate how different your name is until you get a bit older and your skin has been toughened by the many taunts you have endured. Remember that your parents would have named you that only thinking of how ‘cool’ it would be - they are usually too old to remember what being a teenager is like - most people block it out of their memory. Remember to persevere, keep doing what you like best (unless its torturing animals) and you’ll come out the end a better person. Either that or if it bugs you so much you can always change your name legally by deed poll. But i wouldn’t.

    Simon on July 30th, 2005
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    all my life i have faced various insluts towards my colour of hair manyof times i have ran in form school to hide my self from over people other kids jke at me its not laghing matter its wrong and should stop

    charlotte aged 12

    charlotte on August 2nd, 2005
  • 264

    Look at what we’ve done.

    I’m sorry Charlotte. When I was 12 I was just like you. I was occasionallly pointed at too. In the years to come you will become proud of your red hair and will walk with dignity past all those with ‘normal’ hair. We are having fun because we have been through that.

    I wish you the best of luck and remind you of the famous quote by the famous Eleanor.

    “No one can make us feel inferior without our consent.” If you are not insulted by the comments then they are not insults.

    Mick on August 2nd, 2005
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    charlotte, im sorry if this site has offended you.most of us here have been through the same thing, and i no its not nice at all. but it does get better, if you dont let them win. dont let them think they upset you, eventually they should get bored.
    good luck,
    amy x x

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 2nd, 2005
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    semaj llenrog on August 3rd, 2005
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    thats real nice

    Martine on August 3rd, 2005
  • 268

    . . .nice

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 7th, 2005
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    Sure, there are some people who can reason things through and laugh this site off, but… there are the vulnerable such as the very young those who make up a tiny minority and can’t defend themselves against a group that misuse their majority. I’m 35 and love being ginger, but… I had to move to another school when I was 5 because of the abuse from 2 older kids I got. Do you seriously believe that a young kid can handle a site like this being misused?

    Laugh of the effect this site has had if you must; ignorance can be bliss.

    This one tried to slit her wrists:-


    Larry Harson on August 7th, 2005
  • 270

    Larry, I appreciate your email. This site is just my blog, and as an adult Ginger I appreciated the sarcasm. I know I wouldn’t have understood it when I was five or even 10 probably, but this blog is not meant for anyone young. It is a personal blog and mainly used by my friends.

    If someone younger came to this site, I would hope that their parents or guardian would be able to explain what it is about and to reassure anyone who thought it might be genuinely negative that it was not. I don’t restrict this site to over 18, but I’d say 99% of people who visit are, and I’m going to keep writing for my adult friends.

    If there is anything specific that you think should not be on this page, please let me know and I’ll review it.

    I followed the link and read the posting and have to agree with you that that sort of result of bullying is horrible and that girl needs support. I also think there is a place for pushing pride in differences and anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a very positive and genuinely caring person. I’m also a red head who got bullied. So hopefully I have a reasonable understanding of what I’m doing. I think so anyway.


    Mick on August 7th, 2005
  • 271

    Where did you get the poster from?

    Larry Harson on August 8th, 2005
  • 272

    Somebody emailed it to me. Another red head! Just one of those attempts at humour.

    Mick on August 8th, 2005
  • 273

    lol, i actually think its quite funny!

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 8th, 2005
  • 274

    lol, i actually think its really funny!

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 8th, 2005
  • 275

    arghhhh, duble post

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 8th, 2005
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    Snigsta Rendez-vous on August 9th, 2005
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    Hmmm, Snigsta - reveal your true identity else I will vanquish your comment to the far corners of the universe.

    Amy has been nothing but sweet and nice on this blog. I do like your Gloria Gaynor reference, but that may not be enough for you to act this way.

    Awaiting response……….

    Amy, feel free to add any comments. Or just to ask me to remove your double.

    Mick on August 9th, 2005
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    my name is sam roberts, i’ve been reading this site 4 a while and never usually write anything but i found amy very irritating.

    sam roberts (snigsta rendez-vous) on August 9th, 2005
  • 279

    I’m sure she finds you charming.

    Mick on August 9th, 2005
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    you think you’re so funny dont you mike. well i’ve got news 4 u. you are pathetic and so are all your little friends. you need to stop what your doing and realise that there’s more to life than you. its all about you and your ginger hair and pictures of YOU at parties with YOUR friends. hi im mike and blah blah f*c*i*g blah

    snigsta on August 10th, 2005
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    woteva sam. i didnt want 2 be a b*tch on dis site, but GOD ur annoying me!av alot of friends, and a guy to love. i dont think im liked ere, i dont care! i just felt like putting my thoughts down. wot did i do to you? im not jelous of any1! i dont even no them! so please, leve and bother someone who’s gonna care.

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 10th, 2005
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    oh n bi the way. if you dont like wots on the site, y r u on here?

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 10th, 2005
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    Hi I’m Mick (not Mike) and I’m really funny. Come visit my site.

    Sam - are you bored?

    Amy - you rock! Keep the faith Ginger Sister.

    Mick on August 10th, 2005
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    I think snigsta is right Mikael. Your blog is all about you (except for that bit about Wayne). I mean, how selfish can you be? I thought blogs were all about how good microsoft is and how it can help improve you life. Hell - my blog has pictures on it that documents the life of a person i don’t even know the name of - some are a bit blurry because it had to be a telephoto lense amongst some bushes from 600 metres away, but that is the price to pay. When i put posts on it for people to read i talk about something i heard on the train on the way to work (although i try to delete any references about me as i don’t want to feel selfish). Mikael, i think you should take snigsta’s comments seriously and change the way you present your site - its just damn outrageous that you should put anything about yourself on here.

    Simon on August 10th, 2005
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    OK, I’ve made some adjustments to this site. Make sure you refresh.

    Is that better?

    Mick on August 10th, 2005
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    Some more news just to hand;

    Ginger Cows

    Samick on August 10th, 2005
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    thanku mick.

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 10th, 2005
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    What has happened here? I haven’t been on for probably more than a month now and when I return I am MORITFIED to see that Ginger Supremacy is ruling.
    Sam, I think the attack on Amy was unnecessary, she has not even been horrible to brunettes on here. Amy, you are possibly one of the Ginger’s who would quite open-heartedly be taken into the Brunette ranks as a spy. You’ve got the right stuff.
    Over the last couple of weeks I have been VERY busy sending various bombs and poisonous devices to Ginger generals throughout the world. (but don’t worry Mick, i’ve sent the one made for you to Demi Moore instead because I think she deserves it more)
    What the HELL is this “Sam’s World Tour” thing? I actually thought I was going to have a minor heart attack when I came here and saw that. I thought Mick might have died or something.
    Anyway, I’m back from my ‘non-micks world tour’ phase now and I’m ready and raring to test out my new multi-powered minigun. I might be paying a visit to Debra Messing (aka. Grace from Will & Grace) and showing her the TRUE meaning of comedy… seeing a Ginger getting pulverised by a large weapon.
    I hope to hear from ONE of you soon, if not I will have to be taking another vacation from this site.
    Goodbye poppet,
    P.S. Gillian Anderson wants to make me sick with her (editor) breasts.

    Kyle the Ginger Slayer on August 11th, 2005
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    ok guys, im going on holiday for two weeks so i will speak 2 u all soon. i know ive been pretty pathetic in the past with everything i said so i will try not to be soo sad in the future. i know that brunettes and blondes are better than the dirty ginger people so i apologise for being on the ginger side. ive decided to dye my hair brown when i get back from spain, then i wont get so bullied and maybe it will also change my aspect of life and i wont have to lick mick’s armpit anymore.

    (note: this is actually a modification by the Editor of an existing post where someone has impersonated being Amy. It’s like that movie, ‘Impersonating Amy’)

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    right. that last message wasnt me. i dont know who put that either. so i wont accuse who i think it was. im not even going on holiday! and that isnt my email that comes up when you click on the name. so its just some nasty attempt to hit back. sorry if anyone thought it was me.
    amy x x
    p.s.im NOT turning brunette. lol

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 12th, 2005
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    btw. thanks kyle, would luv 2 be a spy :) lol

    Amy (proud 2 be red) on August 12th, 2005
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    Kyle, it just goes to show that without constant vigilance the natural state of Ginger Rule is to thrive and multiply. I heard that they have isolated the “Ginger” gene in our genome and that the masses are queueing up to get designer babies with red hair! Unfortunately the church is against gene manipulation but more enlightened people are pushing for the red domination. Personally i think it would be a shame if red hair became common - uniqueness is much better.
    p.s. Kyle i suggest you try to stop suckling on GA’s editors breasts - you should have been on formula a long time ago.

    Simon on August 12th, 2005
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    Oh Simon… silly Simon… I’m not suprised that the first resistance I encounter upon my return would come from your keyboard. First of all, I have to say that Gillian Anderson forced herself upon me and originally I used a four-letter word to describe her breasts that started in t and ended in s, but “editor” thought that was inappropriate, and changed it. Fair comment.
    Frankly Simon, I have to admit my opinion to the Ginger was softening… until I was attacked by (yet another) piece of filth.
    Her name was Nicole Kidman, and it was at the premiere of her new movie, “Why are Brunettes so horrible to Ginger’s?” co-starring Debra Messing, Gillian Anderson, Damian Lewis, and myself as the character who commits suicide because he hates being half-ginger.
    Anyway, back to the story of the attack. At the after-show party, where everyone was discussing their opinions on the movie (most of which were expressed by people slapping my co-star Gillian Anderson with a wet kipper). I was in a conversation with Britney “ginger-hating” Spears, Demi Moore (I hate her), and the lead in the movie Nicole Kidman.
    Britney pointed out that my character in the movie was very much like myself in real life, and I casually said,
    “That’s because I drew from my own experiences and feelings. I hate being half-ginger, but I flaunt it to my advantage. I even once came close to having surgery to remove the Ginger hairs on my body”
    At these words, Nicole smashed her champagne glass over my head and then used her pet Rhino to maul me whilst I was dazed. Of course, I didn’t know to do, so I ran into the ‘No Gingers’ section of the party and saught refuge from the rage of Ms. Kidman.
    Later I exploded her car (whilst no one was in it), just to show her that she cannot be so forceful towards me in the future and expect to get away with it.
    In a recent interview, she was heard saying,
    “I rue the day I first attacked Kyle Wotton. He has made my life, and the life of many Ginger’s around me, a living hell”
    It’s true… I have…
    Anyway, that’s all for today folks. And remember, eat your greens kids… and then rub them on your head (after all, it’s better than being Ginger, right?)
    Thanks dudes
    Goodbye poppet
    P.S. Nicole Kidman wants to make me sick with her (editor) breasts.

    Kyle the Ginger Slayer on August 12th, 2005
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    Kyle, saw the original post with the word that rhymes with Pits. What i don’t understand is Mick’s change. Mick, did you change it because it might offend Gillian Andersen or because it might offend anyone who reads it? And where does the line stop - you’ve seen the amount of people offended by the ginger kids joke but that wasn’t censored.
    But on the other hand - this is your blog and you can do whatever you want without having to justify your actions - its the ultimate big brother tool, but censorship once started can get out of control. Surely the T word is mild enough to leave uncensored - i’ve seen a hell of a lot more racier things on the web than that.

    Censored on August 12th, 2005
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    Yeah, I thought about it. It was a bit because my family reads this blog. And a bit because I thought it as a bit crass a bit. It is a minor thing. Mainly me playing big super big brother and just doing what I feel like. Not to be powerful, but just as a whim. I don’t take it too seriously so I don’t have trouble sleeping over it.

    I also think Gillian Anderson is pretty sexy, so I’d prefer to keep her pure and perfect. (Editor - sorry, this is just nuts. I have to interupt (EDITOR - no it’s not, this is the truth, go on Mick, be honest (E D I T O R - no, it’s not, and now you’re just being silly!!)))

    Have a nice BEEEEP day.

    Mick on August 12th, 2005
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    Kyle you are a (editor) %^^%$^%. The comments you come out with are pathetic, you are meant to be against the gingers but yet you continue to talk absoloute shite and talk about blowing up Nicole Kidmans car WITHOUT her in it. I would (editor) %&$#$@$# outside my home.
    Oh and Mike or Mick whatever youre called your last little joke (sam’s world tour) was soooooo funny that i weeed into your glass of oj and watched you drink it.
    Die kyle and gingers
    snigsta rendez-vous 4ever

    [Editor - Sam, chill out or don't bother]

    Sam rendez-vous on August 12th, 2005
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    The reason I didn’t include Nicole Kidman in the car, SAM, was because I know Mick does not like it when I write anything specific about Ginger people and that the attacks have to be more on the entirety of the Ginger population.
    It’s people like you that are going to ruin this blog with your over-active potty mouth and your inability to show any emotion other than anger. You are a
    Oh, and by the way, if you’d taken the time to read any of my previous posts you’d know that I show NO sympathy towards Ginger’s, only the one’s that are willing to help the brunette cause.
    You’re the first person on here that’s made me consider joining the GA (Ginger Army) because your foulness and your inability to control the very PUNY mind that you have.
    Never mind, I don’t have time to waste on losers like you.
    Ciao, buckaneer
    P.S. Sam wants to man me sick with his man (editor) breasts

    Kyle the SAM slayer on August 12th, 2005
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    I visited the ginger kids blog today, but was distracted by a post by some bloke called Mick???

    How can anyone be bothered with this ginger nonsense when the Ashes are poised at 1-1 and the 3rd test is on at Old Trafford!!

    Johnya on August 12th, 2005
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    Snigsta Sam. You are really annoying, i hope Mick wipes your asshole comment off of the site, you have taken it too far. I think i speak for everyone against the gingers when i say, we dont actually want you on our side.

    Martine on August 13th, 2005
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    i am blonde and all of my friends have beautiful hair, all different colour, my friend dyed her hair blonde then got bored with being called a bimbo and dyed her hair traffic light red!! vibrant!! and lovely. and i have brunette friends. and all of us are very offended by ur narrow-minded pathetic sites saying how a persons hair colour could make a difference to their personality. So here this:
    HAIR!! ITS ONLY THERE 2 KEEP UR SKULL FROM GETTING ICY!! Love ur natural/dyed colour!! Love from Steph, Katie, Emma, Jordain, Louise, Nadine and Dannielle

    steph on August 16th, 2005
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    My first visit to this site and I think its cushdy!! What a shame about the immature prats that have to spoil it for everyone else.
    If these people are so against us then why don’t they just piss off back to where they came from.
    Hey-Ho, I have more important things to worry about. Good work Mick! Anyone wants to MSN me go for it. Jimbo

    Jimbo on August 16th, 2005
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    jimbo, its clear that you have ginger hair and thats why your getting all defensive because you’ve been led to believe its good. if your against this site and whats written on it then why dont you piss off back to where you came from. your the immature one letting random people add you to msn.

    nadine on August 16th, 2005
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    Nadine - that is no way to treat a new comer. OK, he does sound like a Ginger, so you are free to engage based on Article 74 of the Ginger vs Brunette Code of War, but Subsection R.U.6 says that it must not be personal. Sure, he got personal first, sort of, but you’re better than that.

    Jimbo - putting your msn details on here is asking for trouble…… Good luck. If you’re ginger - show your colours. If not, put up your dukes!!

    mick on August 16th, 2005
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    Why do they do it…?
    After all this time, why do they still try…?
    Have I not WARNED you enough…?
    Okay, then I’ll just tell you what happened…

    Earlier today I was on one of my journeys into a public place (unfortunately one of the few beaches that Ginger’s are still allowed to infect) and what happens?
    Do you want to know what happened…?
    Can you GUESS what happened…?
    Okay, I’ll tell you what happened.

    I was walking towards the beach alongside my friends, none of which are Ginger. Mark (creator of the anti-ginger laser), Jenny (Leader of the ‘No food for Gingers’ campaign), and Martine (if you don’t know who she is, you’re not paying attention to this site enough). What should I see but a small Ginger girl holding a rubber ring. She looked at me and then…
    Do you want to know what she said…?
    Can you comprehend what she must have been thinking…?
    I’ll tell you what the little munt said to me.

    She looked at me with vigorous disgust and said,
    “You Brunette’s make me sick, especially you half-breed Ginger/Brunette’s. If I EVER see you on my beach again I shall DESTROY you!”
    “What did you say?” I asked, anger rising in my boiling gut.
    Then guess what happened!
    Do you know what happened…?
    Shall I tell you what happened…?
    Okay, this is what happened.

    Her Father emerged from his car and said,
    “Did you not HEAR what she said?”
    “No, I didn’t” I replied, “Her Ginger hair muffled her speech and all I heard was the sound of ORANGE”
    Her Dad made a strange whistling noise and then…
    … oh my god, you’ll NEVER guess what happened.
    Do you want me to finish the story…?
    Okay, this is how it ends.

    Hundreds of Ginger marines burst from the depths of the ground around, all of them had their guns trained on me.
    “If you move…” the little girl began speaking again, a cruel smile slowly spread across her face, “… my personal army of Ginger’s will obliterate you AND your Brunette friends”
    Suddenly a beam of shocking energy erupted through the air. As it hit the Ginger’s they evaporated into nothing but boiled orange juice.
    The steam and smoke slowly cleared and Nadine stepped out into the light, holding the anti-ginger laser that Mark had created.
    “Alryt papa?” she asked with a smile on her face. I replied with a nod, and then proceeded to load myself to the teeth with machine guns and bombs.
    Me, Martine, and Nadine then went on a spree (you should know what KIND of spree) and destroyed as many ORANGE CREATURES as we could…
    … It was one of the happiest days of my life.

    Gingers: 3,005,367
    Brunettes: 85,987,543
    The stats show all you need to know ladies and gentlemen.
    Au revoir, but not for long.
    x x x x
    P.S. Mick, do you not like me any more? Am I so unlovable? Is my skin untouchable? Do I remind of a part of you that you don’t like? and if the answer is “yes”, is it because I see a red door and I want it painted black? No ORANGE anymore, I want it to turn black.
    I see the Ginge walk by dressed in their summer clothes, I have to turn my head until the Ginger goes…

    Kyle the Ginger Slayer on August 18th, 2005
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    Hi, Howabout a nice picture of a black kid with similar wording! Why would that be any diff? and yet im sure it wud be frowned apon and not laughed at appart from the bnp

    Another Ginger on August 27th, 2005
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    nice try there but the difference is there is absoloutly nothing wrong with black people,whereas gingers… well basically there is a big problem with them

    martine on August 27th, 2005
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    this could emotionally scar some people. people with ginger hair could be deeply hurt and i know someone tht after reading this site considered suicide. i hope you pathetic people are pleased with yourselfs. get a grip and shut the site down.do us all a favour

    claire rimt scwiney on August 30th, 2005
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    what a big fat lie, what a fat lie

    Lori on August 30th, 2005
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    Claire - are you serious?

    Lori - what?

    Mick on August 30th, 2005
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    claire thts blatently a lie, if ginger people dnt like it, then dont bother 2 read it. just face the facts, ginger hair isnt totally accepted in society yet. get over it.

    nadine on August 30th, 2005
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    i said, what a big fat lie, what a lie. Claire is lyeing. I am from Germany and now i live in the United Kingdom i get rudeness from people because i am German. I deal with it, i dont make up lies that me and my friends conseidered suicide beceuse of it.

    Lori on August 31st, 2005
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    how dare you accuse me of lying. i am not as sick minded tht i wud make it up.
    infact , i laff at yous all for evn bein pathetic enough to think i was bloody lying.

    claire rimt scwiney on August 31st, 2005
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    You have just proved to me that you are lyeing. You have made it sooooooooooo obvious. I would ask you to reply to me but you and everyone you know has probabely killed themselves

    Lori on August 31st, 2005
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    Stellen Sie sich einen deutschen Ingwer vor? Scheiße!

    Johann on September 1st, 2005
  • 315

    Translation—> Can you imagine a ginger German, would shit

    Martine on September 3rd, 2005
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    I heard us gingers are infact decended from Angels, sent to destroy the infection that is the non ginger race. we shall rip off your heads and spit down your throat.

    DarrenHoggard on September 4th, 2005
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    Suze on September 4th, 2005
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    yes you are Suze i’m afriad.
    It is very unfortunate though and maybe one day you will grow out of it.

    martine on September 4th, 2005
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    hi, ive pooed myself, does that count?

    trauma on September 5th, 2005
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    The romans had the right idea, they’d kill gingers on sight because they thought they brought bad luck. And they where right too, whats more unlucky than being a carrot top (Maybe being killed on sight)

    How about the 1st of april every year we have an open season on carrot tops in honor of this fine roman tradition? Maybe feed a few to the lions too while we’re at it.

    Bottomline we can all thank the romans for killing of most of the gingers else the world would be crawling with them.

    Its not just anti ginger its a history lesson too :P

    JCaesar on September 5th, 2005
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    personally i think that we should kill gingers and feed them to the lions everyday, we need to destroy the ginger race before they get too big and try to fight back. i no its hard to believe they could actually fight because their so weak but it is possible and we need to raise awareness. heres a few points that will help the decrease in gingers happen faster:

    * firstly, just carry a sniper gun around with you at all times, so when when you are unfortunate enough to bump into one on the street, the problem can soon be sorted out.

    *secondly, hunt down ginger families on your street and post bombs through their letter boxes, this will dramatically decrease the amount of filthy people in your villiage.

    *thirdly, just do anything you can to destroy them, they are not strong, they are usually pale and weak so take them on whenever you can. if its 10 gingers against 1 brunette, your bound to win.

    remember these points when you leave the safety of your ginger free house and just think how much better this world will be without carrot tops polluting the atmosphere.



    nadine on September 5th, 2005
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    Nadine is a *&&%^ *&^%^

    [Editor - thanks w-anker, or louise, your comments are greatly appreciated...]

    W_Anker on September 6th, 2005
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    Hello, it’s me again, Greenall. Remember me? You sad ginger tossers.

    [Editor - the suicide stuff isn't funny. The cheese stuff and the vinegar, now that is funny]

    You all smell of cheese.

    What always happens when a lad (with ginger hair) asks a girl out? The girl replies: “No chance, you ginger tosser”, she recoils in disgust at the foul stench of rotting, pungent cheese which explodes from his pasty mouth.

    [Editor - deleted sentence due to racism go write that somewhere else]

    Now fuck off, you ginger bastards, I am better than all of you because I am not a ginger minger that smells of cheese, has vinegar feet and suffers rejection on a daily basis. You are rejectiles.

    You are worse than dog shit, you are the mutt tags on society, clinging on, you are a disgrace to the human race.

    You deeply disgust me.

    Enough of this nonsense, you are not wanted here.

    Truthfully told,


    [Editor - Yep, nice Greenall, you've intelligently debated the issue and your wisdom is irrefutable. Just add another brick.]

    greenall on September 6th, 2005
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    greenall, i think u just sunk really low, its one thing to slag off gingers (being the point of the board) but its something compleatly different to be racist aswell.
    amy xx

    Amy on September 6th, 2005
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    i’ll apologize now for being a dirty stinking ginger. Ive dyed my hair for a number of years untill my secreat came out, now ive changed my name to spare my family the embaracement and have taken to living in a cave in the forest but even the forest animals will have nothing to do with me, well except a fox but he’s a ginger too and well who wants a friend thats a ginger, not even me.

    Ive tried to back my hed in with a rock but i always knock myself out before i do any real damage and the blood is making my hair even more ginger, if only i was strong enough to lift a really big rock but my weak, skinny ginger arms cant manage it, also the smell from my cheesey mouth is attracting wolves but i’m saved everytime by my vinegar smelling feet driving them away.

    Please help, I came here to find help for my final solution and i know i can count on one of you people to take me round back of my cave and smash my head in with a big rock i cant lift with my weak carrot topped arms.

    Please please please help me i dont want to live as a smellin’ ginger anymore, all i know is i must have been REALLY evil in a past life to be born a ginger and god knows my (normal haired) family didnt deserve this fate.

    outcast ginger on September 6th, 2005
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    Yes amy, I am also racist, [edited]

    This is nothing compared to the hatred I feel toward you ginger bastards.

    Do you know what happened the other day? This nasty, stinking little ginger bitch came up to me and asked could she buy me a drink, I said “yes, go on then” then threw it in her face and smashed the bottle over her ginger bonce. You all disgust me deeply, I have nightmares and flashbacks about that situation. How dare that social outcast approach me.

    I had to get rid of the clothes I was wearing that day as I couldn’t get rid od the putrid aroma of stale cheese and malt vinegar.

    Fuck you all.

    [strike two]

    greenall on September 7th, 2005
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    outcast ginger, if you tell me the location of where you are i can send some of my soldiers and troops out to kill you, this could be painless and quick, if your interested just write back.
    and as for louise, the fucking idiot, dont you dare think you can call me names, your obviously ginger and know that im going to kill you so you try and take your anger out by calling me a name, but your ginger so back off. and well done for signing your name as W Anker, at least i dont have to point that out, so why dont you go and kill yourself before i do it for you, WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER

    ginger scum you make me sick, burn in hell where you all belong


    nadine on September 7th, 2005
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    hey everyone, im ginger, im only 13 coming on for 14. A ll my life people have made fun of me, abused me , left me out, hated me all coz of the colour of my hair.At one point i thought i cudnt take it anymore.Hardly anyonre knows what it feels like to be hated because of something you cant help. I have no confidence anymore.I dont like meeting new people.I HATE school.Even my family make fun of me. I hate my life. consider this. when u see a ginger.dont take the piss. u should look up to them.u dont know what we go through.

    heather_the_hated_ginger on September 7th, 2005
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    heather, yeah right thats gonna happen… how can we look up to carrot tops when we cant stand to look at them. I suggest you go live in outcast ginger’s cave maybe between you, you might be able to lift that heavy rock and atleast end it for one of you, but i doubt it …. your familys got the right idea, have you thought of it from their point of veiw ? … The shame you bring apon them, i know if i had a ginger in my family they would never have made it to their first birthday, the child gate “might” have been left open and they “Might” have fallen down the stairs …woops

    Anti-Ginger Ninja on September 7th, 2005
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    nadine your a bitch,, ohh and so is anti - ginger ninja

    claire rimt scwiney on September 8th, 2005
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    Oh no ! A ginger duznt like me … i’m hurt … NOT lmao

    Claire its your pithy comments and come backs that make you special lol

    Anti-Ginger Ninja on September 9th, 2005
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    nadine on September 9th, 2005
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    Claire Rimt Scwiney wants to make me sick with her tiny (editor) breasts and then shove her mutagenic (editor) willy in my (editor) anus.
    I edited it myself for you Mick, to save you the trouble. ;) I dislike you Claire, please dig yourself a cave, crawl in it and hibernate until your body rots and you die.
    x x x x x x x

    The Llama formerly known as Kyle on September 10th, 2005
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    Hello, Claire Rimt Scwiney here!
    I admit it… I’m so sorry guys, I am a total ginger-loving sap and, honestly, I don’t deserve friendship from anyone.
    I am a compulsive liar and everyday I cry because my less-than-average sized breasts have ginger hair around the nipples…
    I’m going to take the advice given to me, dig myself a hole and hibernate forever.
    Goodbye my adoring Ginger fans,
    I will never return again.
    Claire (Ginger-Lover) -x-

    claire rimt scwiney on September 11th, 2005
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    No Claire! Don’t leave us. Or don’t leave me to face Kyle’s Shadow or Nadine’s cutting cunning or Martine’s anger or even Greenalls Wit….

    We need you!!!

    Stand proud with your Ginger bretheren despite the size of all of our (editor) breasts.


    P.S. Love your work Kyle. And your wok.

    Mick on September 11th, 2005
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    Okay, another one of my stories:

    At some time yesterday, I was bored and decided to talk a lonely walk down by the church. (the very same church in which I witnessed the Ginger wedding)
    As I passed the church I heard chanting in what I can only assume is the Ginger language that I heard was being created but thought it was only a rumour.
    I listened avidly as I approached the church door.
    “Copper Copper. Ginger Ginger. Orange Orange. Flame Flame Flame!”
    I heard the chanting and felt myself becomming ill, the Ginger in beard had started to glow like burning wood. I recognised the chant as the initiation to turn a plain old boring Ginger into an elite Ginger mercenary. Why was my Ginger-half reacting to the chanting?
    I broke through the church doors and cast my eyes over the awful scene, which lay before me. There were redheads everywhere, wearing orange jumpsuits (obviously borrowed from the nearby prison).
    At the front of the congregation stood a Ginger man in a crimson suit, the vicar (who had gleaming orange tufts) and a woman with a ginger afro, holding a small child up in the air.
    The child’s hair was beginning to flame, it was becomming an elite Ginger mercenary.
    I ran forward and grabbed the child, throwing it into the christening alter, which was full of holy water. The child’s head was instantly extinguished.
    Next, I pulled out my hair supplements. A hefty bottle of blonde hair bleach and another bottle of brunette dye.
    I sprayed the blonde bleach into the air so that it rained down on the Ginger’s, turning their hair into brilliant blonde shades. (Their IQ instantly dropped by 10%)
    Next, I sprayed the full contents of the brunette dye into the air, too so that it gently nestled into the heads of the Ginger armies surrounding me.
    Eventually, they’re hair turned Ginger and for the finishing touches I used a UV torch to tan all of their pale skin.
    When I left, the smiles on those peoples faces were too many to count. My new technique is called the ‘conversion’ technique and I will soon be introducing it to the Brunette armies so that we can eliminate the Ginger’s without any bloodshed.
    Good luck to you all and may you find peace in your new lives as Brunettes,
    x x x x x
    Also, I love your work too Mick!
    … ummm, and your wok, I guess.

    The Llama formerly known as Kyle on September 11th, 2005
  • 337

    Whoops, I almost forgot!
    Charlie Dimmock wants to make me vomit all over her saggy (editor) breasts.

    The Llama formerly known as Kyle on September 11th, 2005
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    hi there
    i am a ginga nd i fink wot u ppl say on ere is rely funny.i dnt fnd it offnsve at all.
    i undrstnd wot u ppl say whn u say its only a joke coz i totlly knw wot u mean.i alwys take da mock out of me own ginga hair coz i fink dat its funny.some of da stuff on ere rely made me piss ma pants.
    hope 2 ere more funny stuff on ere soon.thnx dudes.
    a ginga citizen

    a ginga citizen on September 11th, 2005
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    I think i’m losing it… I made loads of stupid mistakes in my story. Mick, if you can see the mistakes, can you fix them please?
    Also, W Anker does not deserve to have his comments posted on here. He is a sick homophobe… get him out.

    The Llama formerly known as Kyle on September 12th, 2005
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    Homophobia - doesn’t that mean an irrational fear of gay people. i am not afraid of them, i just dont agree with their ‘lifestyle’ choice. It is wrong and should not be seen as ‘cool’. If everyone was gay it would mean the end of the human race, and an end to gingers - noooooo!!!

    W_Anker on September 14th, 2005
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    Louise (W Anker), what the hell are you talking about? I never said Homophobia was a FEAR of Gay People, all I was saying was that you ARE Homophobic and in modern society that basically means you are a narrow-minded person with an inability to accept new things. Your life must be really really sad.
    I’m not trying to say that EVERYONE should be Gay, but I’m sick and tired of hearing narrow-minded idiots like you say that there is something wrong with it. Also, no one thinks that being Gay is ‘cool’, nor do I think of it as a ‘lifestyle’. It’s just who I am and how I’ve been brought up, like being Ginger it is a Genetic thing (this has been proven).
    And before I ever hear people moaning about how I’m horrible to Ginger’s I have to stress that in truth there is NOTHING wrong with Ginger’s. What I say on here is just for fun.
    If this were about Gay People, I would laugh about the jokes, but being serious about things like this is just sick. Narrow-minded people like Louise (W Anker) need a reality check.
    Get a life Louise, or at least go away because I can’t stand your total B.S. anymore.
    On that note, the next three posts I put on here (starting after this one) will be in support of the Ginger race to show no hard feelings!
    For the next three posts, I embrace my half-ginger side!
    x x x x x

    The Llama formerly known as Kyle on September 17th, 2005
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    1 : a person who hates or fears homosexual people

    Sorry to bring the dictionay into this but he’s right.

    As for being genetic thats just not true, the only study into this was to do with un-naturaly geneticly altering fruit flys to make them “gay” there is not a shred of proof to suggest that this genetic alteration happens in nature, there is how ever far more evidence to suggest it a matter of social conditioning and as such can be seen as a “life style choice” or conditioned responce.

    I’m not saying there is anything wrong with being homosexual, Defend you choice how you like, but lets stick to the facts eh?

    Joe on September 17th, 2005
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    To sugguest that homosexuality is genetic is to invite the conclution that it is a genetic disorder, or illness and could be treated with gene therapy. I’m quite sure that isnt what you ment to say but it is the natural conculution to you arguement.

    joe on September 17th, 2005
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    don’t you think you are doing something wrong (Idon’t mean morally) as your penis is not designed to go into another mans arse. it is designed for two things - taking a piss and procreation not your sick and demented pleasure you fucking freak!

    W_Anker on September 18th, 2005
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    W Anker, do you think that if I thought what I am is wrong I would write on here and argue with you people and so how proud I am to be gay? Use your mind, you sad twat. What is the point in the Man’s G-Spot being up his anus if no one is brave enough to venture there? And calling me a freak was a low-blow, in most countries (especially the UK) homosexuality is becomming more and more accepted as a natural part of everyday life and in my two years of being openly gay to my friends, I rarely experience true conflict from people about it face-to-face because they know that if they did, there are too many people nowadays who understand that being gay IS NORMAL.
    And Joe, thanks for kinda being on my side, but I read a study about a month ago by a genetics professor who has PROVEN that the introduction of hormones and testosterone during pregnancy can help decide whether a person is Gay or Straight. I am NOT saying that this is the sole cause of homosexuality, but it has been proven that this provides more than a 60% chance of the person turning out gay. I do agree that part of being homosexual is to do with the way society and the media and our parents and friends teach us as we grow up.
    To say that if Homosexuality was genetic, it could be “cured” is total B.S, because that means it could work the other way and Straight people could be turned Gay and I don’t believe that is true. For someone like me, who is more proud of being Gay than I have ever been proud of anything in my life, I don’t think anyone could ever turn me Straight.
    Admittedly, it has been proven that conditioning a human being can push their sexuality in either the direction of Gay or Straight, but at the end of the day, you are what you are born as and I have been Gay since before I can remember… I assure you of that.

    I went out last night, gathered together a group of Blonde’s and Brunette’s and put them in a giant blender to make a human smoothie, then (using my contacts on the inside of the Brunette Army) I fed the slain Blonde’s and Brunette’s to their own Ginger Army! Talk about JUSTICE!

    See you soon,
    x x x x x

    Kyle, hater of the so-called "W Anker" on September 18th, 2005
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    W_Anker, i’m guessing your girl friend assuming you have one (which i doubt) isnt that adventurous, maybe when you grow up and get a girl you’ll find all the fun things you can do with your penis, none of which it was designed for.

    Please dont think for a moment i was defending you coz i wasnt, i just wanted to correct the idea that homosexuality was genentic as this leads to the idea that its an illness and should/could be treated, that idea is almost as sickening as the crap you spouting.

    I suggest you head back to church and ask your priest about counciling, You seem to find a strangers actions SO offencive that it leads me to think you may be repressing something, can you say denial? lol

    Joe on September 18th, 2005
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    kyle, I’m from the UK too mate and i’d agree, i have nothing against gay people at all, quite frankly what you do with (what i hope is) another consenting adult has nothing to do with me and frankly duznt bother me in the slightest, its not my choice but hey everyone duznt have to be the same, that would be borring. I’d rather know a 1000 gay people than 10 people like W_Anker

    I think alot has to do with religion and those people who simply parrot what they’ve been taught to believe rather than thinking for themselves, its sad really and should invoke your pitty not anger, i say you be the bigger man and just ignore W_Anker’s spoutings as he’s clearly has a lot of growing up to do.

    Stay strong my big pink friend :P

    joe on September 19th, 2005
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    Thanks Joe! That’s really sweet of you! (don’t worry, I won’t come hunting you or anything :P)
    I totally agree with you about W Anker and no more will I rise to his or her morose comments.
    Cheers mate!
    x x x x x
    (This does not count as a Brunette-hating message. I’m saving myself for one of those ;)

    The Llama formerly known as Kyle on September 19th, 2005
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    N*O*T A S*A*P

    Suze on September 19th, 2005
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    I have just described Suze.
    Yours faithfully,

    Suze is a SAP on September 19th, 2005
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    nadine on September 20th, 2005
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    Sorry, i do get a bit caried away with my beliefs, i was brought up to think that it was wrong, but as for following other people, isn’t that what everybody does really. we are conditoned from birth to go out and buy that faster bigger and better item, that we shouls all look like supermodels with ginger hair etc

    sorry for any offence
    i will crawl back in my hole and talk to my siging mushrooms who have been my only true friends

    W_Anker on September 20th, 2005
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    Sorry, i do get a bit caried away with my beliefs, i was brought up to think that it was wrong, but as for following other people, isn’t that what everybody does really. we are conditoned from birth to go out and buy that faster bigger and better item, that we shouls all look like supermodels with ginger hair etc

    sorry for any offence
    i will crawl back in my hole and talk to my siging mushrooms who have been my only true friends

    W_Anker on September 20th, 2005
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    W Anker, you were ‘brought up’ to think being gay is wrong. Is that the best excuse for your total ignorance that you can come up with. You obviously don’t have a mind of your own if you just believe everything you are told by your parents. You are a total loser. FUCK OFF AND DIE

    Martine on September 21st, 2005
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    W Anker, you were ‘brought up’ to think being gay is wrong. Is that the best excuse for your total ignorance that you can come up with. You obviously don’t have a mind of your own if you just believe everything you are told by your parents. You are a total loser. FUCK OFF AND DIE

    Martine on September 21st, 2005
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    W Anker, are you trying to get sympathy now? I’m not one to hold grudges but it’s one thing to think that something is wrong and then to think something is wrong AND say really offensive stuff.
    You even say sorry for causing offence but you called me some pretty horrible stuff. I’m not going to forgive you, but I’m certainly going to forget you…
    Last night, in my second effort to help the Ginger cause I took bombs disguised as oranges and fed them to blonde and brunette adults. You should have seen their damn faces when the bombs went off inside their guts… It was fun!
    Although it took me a while, I scraped up all of the pieces of blonde and brunette and once I had sewn them all together and implanted some Ginger genes and given it a nice mein of Ginger hair, I sent electronic pulses through it’s body to bring it to life. I have officially created a Ginger Frankenstein’s Monster… How cool is THAT?
    Power to the people!
    x x x x x

    My Llama ran off and died, so I'm just Kyle again now on September 21st, 2005
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    i fuckin hate gingers i am glad u have done this site i am just lucky that i do not have a carrott head

    ginger hater on September 21st, 2005
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    you just concentrate on spelling………

    Mick on September 22nd, 2005
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    sorry not trying to get sympathy, just sayuing sorry for causing offence byeeeeeee

    W_Anker on September 24th, 2005
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    I am at college right now and i have been writing about ‘Wookey Hole’ but for some reason i cant stop thinking what it would be like to have the intercourse with a hot ginger man. I want it so bad

    Martine on September 26th, 2005
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    I am at college right now and i have been writing about ‘Wookey Hole’ but for some reason i cant stop thinking what it would be like to have the intercourse with a hot ginger man. I want it so bad

    Martine on September 26th, 2005
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    Hello, my name is Lawrence of Arabia (formerly known as Kyle, Llama and Child Prodigy)
    Just the other day I was riding my camel (who is coincidentally called Mick) over some kind of Arabian Desert and I noticed this little Ginger Child staring at me in the midst of a sand storm. I raced into the whirring winds, sand scathed my face and made me bleed as I desperately tried to find the poor child.
    Eventually, I noticed what looked like a field of carrots in the distance, so I told my camel, Mick, to ride towards the carrots. But unfortunately camel’s are not indiginous to any type of Ginger bretherin and so he waited whilst I investigated.
    It turned out that what I thought was a field of carrots was simply the poor Ginger Child thrashing as he was being pulled beneath the ground by quick sand. I threw him a rope and pulled him free, carried him in a piggy-back to my camel and together we rode out of the sand storm.
    Once we were free of the storm, I placed the little boy on the ground as my camel looked at him disgustedly.
    “Thank you, sir!” The little Ginger called
    “It’s alright, my Ginger friend!” I replied as I saluted him.
    Suddenly, something clicked in my memory and I remembered that I only had to do three Ginger-helping deeds (as promised).
    Since I had fulfilled my final obligation, I knew that I could finally slaughter Ginger’s again and rejoin the Brunette ranks.
    The little boy waved as I pulled on the reins of my camel. The poor little freak must have thought I was beckoning for Mick (the camal) to take me home… he was wrong.
    Instead, my camel trampled the little boys body until he was no more… the poor bastard.
    Then I took his body back to the quick sand, and threw him in, waving goodbye as I headed back to whatever Arabian city it was that I was living in at the time.
    Then, I claimed myself a scimitar, and proceeded back to England, riding my camel overseas (he was wearing special shoes). That night, I rode about the streets of London, dispersing of any Ginger sod that happened to get in my way…
    Life was good that night.
    Yours sincerely,
    King Larry

    **Lawrence of Arabia** Formerly known as Kyle and Llama and Child Prodigy on September 29th, 2005
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    Mick on September 29th, 2005
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    Hey Mick,
    Im at Chennai airport, have been for hours, thought I’d look up your blog to see what you’re up to, cant believe ginger kids is still going, it has given me hours of amusement and I’m only about half way through. I hope you’re well and happy. :) Cherie

    Cherie on October 1st, 2005
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    all my work friends think i should be ashamed, but i tell them to (*&& (**)*( )*()* and laugh at their crappy brown or black hair, Gingers rule the world…


    DARRENHOGGARD on October 1st, 2005
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    Thank god for the end of my cease-fire against Ginger’s… it was actually causing me physical pain to have to not only prevent myself from killing Ginger’s, but also to AID them.
    After my Ginger killing spree in London I abandoned my camel along with the name “Lawrence of Arabia” and now I am known only as “Brown Hair”.
    Just yesterday I fell asleep beneath a tree and found myself pulled down a rabbit hole (by a Ginger rabbit, no less) and found myself in the magical, wonderful world of Ginger Land…
    The reason I say “magical” and “wonderful” was because, for me, it was a great opportunity to bring Ginger’s back to Earth, replenish the supply of Ginge, and then destroy them all over again.
    So I wandered through Ginger Land, trying to keep my hands (and the knife in my pocket) to myself as I tried to find some kind of important person to assassinate.
    Suddenly I found myself arrested, and when I asked what I was being arrested for, I was told,
    “You are Brunette… we don’t take kindly to Brunette’s”

    After a while, I found myself in the courtyard of the “great” Queen Scarlet. She offered me two choices:
    “You can either dye your hair Ginger” she said in a shrill, high-pitched voice, “or you will be put to death… what to you choose?”
    “I will NEVER dye my hair Ginger” I yelled proudly, hand in pocket holding the knife I knew would save my life in an instant.
    “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!” The Queen screamed shrilly.
    Two guards approached me from either side, but I was ready. I whipped out the knife in my pocket and slashed them down. Then I leapt forward onto the Queen’s podium and kissed her passionately before I slid the knife… well… you get the picture. Either way, she ended up dead.
    I cut off her head and mounted it on a guards spear, then I paraded her severed head around town on my way back to the rabbit hole.
    As luck should have it, Nicole Kidman and Demi Moore were just entering Ginger Land as I was leaving. So I parted with them by forcing them to devour their own Queen’s head… Justice can be so DAMN sweet.
    I climbed back out of the rabbit hole, where I found my old friend Alice waiting outside.
    “Have you just been to Wonderland?” she asked in her frightfully upper-class English accent
    “Wonderland?” I asked, “Is THAT what you call it? You must be demented”
    Then I grabbed her by her golden blonde locks of hair, and threw her into the rabbit hole. Then I called up Martine and asked her to bring her old cement mixer down to where I was. Together, we filled in the rabbit hole, and invited all of our (Blonde and Brunette) friends to come down for a festival.
    Life was good that night,
    Yours Sincerely,
    King Brown Hair

    P.S. Gillian Anderson swapped (editor) breasts with Nicole Kidman in a life-changing surgical operation… now she wants to make me sick with her scarred nipples.

    "Brown Hair in Ginger Land" aka. Kyle on October 2nd, 2005
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    Kyle - it might be time to switch to decaf.

    Thanks for keeping the dream alive.

    mick on October 4th, 2005
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    OK, what about Ginger Kids rubber bracelets? I think it is a great idea. Let’s get some funding behind us.

    What should it say?

    mick rubber bracelet on October 5th, 2005
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    How about:

    “Hit me, I’m Ginger!”

    “I’m the product of a nuclear waste spill”

    “I’ve had to deal with being Ginger all my life and all I got was this stupid Rubber Bracelet”

    The third suggestion is my favourite! HOORAH!
    Yours Sincerely,
    King Kyle of Aragorn

    Kyle on October 6th, 2005
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    It was a hot summers day hotter than any other day, the gingers were still in lunch,

    this gave us the opertunity to set up our defences in the locker room, we made walls out of tables Sports bags and anything else we could get our hands on, we knew that the scum would attack us soon so we did so with haste.

    Scouts 1 & 2 ran back to the locker room, “The Reds are coming, The reds are coming” they shouted our whole platoon jumped behind our baricades, we ready’d are weapons, what weapons we could muster, i myself was armed with a football, three shoes, a compass, an m16 assault rifle (aka a rubberban and some rolled up pieces of paper) and a hand full of lose change, it was the same for everyone else as there was not much to use you see. and there was the Big weapon, a nuclear Bomb our scientists had made out of old Socks, Pants and one strand of Ginger hair, the tension started to build as we could smell the scum coming down the hall we all cocked our rifles the tension built every second getting more closer to breaking point. Then!!…


    the Gingers came in our front line imidiatly fell down dead because of there Breath and there bright hair, the second line in a fit of epilepsy, Then Sarge shouted FIRE!!!, We opened up on them , i fired my rubber band, first shot, straight through the gingers skull his brains were splattered all over the wall, they kept on coming, i through my lose change into the Ginners, they fell to the ground, blood was everywhere, i saw one of the scum lieing there, It seemed a jaged edged 2p had severed his head from his body, it was at htat moment i saw my best friend about to be jumped by two fuck off massive ginners so i ran in jumped and grabbed one of them round the neck while he was trying to get rid of me i pulled out my compass and slit his throught the ginnger acid blood squirted out burning a hole through the roof, I was too late for my friend though, the other ginner had already breathed on him, i picked his lifless corpes up into my arms and shouted “Noooooooo!!!!!” looking up at the sun through the hole in the roof. And thats when i got angry, Knee deep in blood, i picked up a hockey stick and smashed a ginner in the bollocks, he fell forward, i smashed him in the back of the head, his eyes poped out and i squished them into the ground, then a big group of gingers started coming towards me, i had an imidiate reaction, i pulled out one of the shoes, oulled hte laces and threw it at them, there was an explotion as bits of ginner flew everywhere, i almost got hit by a freckle myself, damn lucky., by this time the ginners had killed most of the men, sarge lied there Mortally wounded, he said to me “detonate…. the… the.. bomb” he hten died in my arms i stood up kicked a ginner in the stomach with my super Kung Fu skills and his balls retracted into his stomach, sending him into paralasis, i then took the opertunity to stuff a shoe in his mouth and run, at that moment there was an explotion, i looked round to see the body, and as i thought, he has turned into sand (desinitgrated)
    i jumped on the bomb, the ginners all surrounded me, they all ran in, I hit the button, the explotion was the biggest i had ever seen, the whole school destroyed, i was the only survivour. How did i survive you ask? i covered myself in Deoderent (ginner repelant) and mayonase, the perfect sheild.

    I woke hours later, in a pool of blood, i think it was ginger but im not sure, i stood up, severd heads, arms, legs, featurless with wounds lie around me, my comrades fallen,, i climbed to the top of a nearby hill and looked down on the battlefield, and i started to weep. I engraved these words in my hockey stick before sticking it in the ground “We fought, We died, We saved England, we are the fallen”

    The sun was starting to set over the Horison, i knew that i was the only one who could tell my grand children how i played my part in defeating the Gingers. I will never forget the sacrafices made on that day by the Blondes, Blacks and Brunnettes, to rid our beloved homeland of the Scum. Rest in peace my dear comrades.

    that is a true storey.

    There Coming.... on October 20th, 2005
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    Here, Here, a two minuite silence for Our brave lads who fought for our freedom at Gingerloo!

    Baggs on October 20th, 2005
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    Im a stupid ginger I hate gingers and think they should be shot ahha

    Nick popka on October 20th, 2005
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    My names Alex Lee and im realy cool….


    Muwaahhhh now im a ginner

    (pulls Gun)


    wa wa waaaa….

    P.S. Im a stupid ginger I hate gingers and think they should be shot ahha

    Alex lee on October 20th, 2005
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    ‘There Coming’ sounds distinctly Kylesk. The Populist Peoples Front Against Gingers should count themselves lucky he’s on their side. Unfortunately the imbeciles far outway the true creative genius of a part-ginger gone bad.

    Simon on October 20th, 2005
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    hello everyone, i havent been on here 4 a very long time because ive been on a very important mission and i have killed roughly 199,000,000,000,000,000,000 gingers. goodbye for now. x

    nadine on October 24th, 2005
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    Great to have you back Nadine. Clearly you missed us. And clearly you missed the gingers. While you were sleeping we put filters in your eyes to change brunettes into gingers.

    You killed your own kind. I hope your happy!

    “I wouldn’t mind a piece of peace and also a piece of that mud cake with some low fat ice cream?” Ghandi Smith.

    Mick on October 26th, 2005
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    Hello Everybody, our computer got totally fucked (am i allowed to say that Mick?, sorry if im not.) havnt been on for a while and im worrying that peace may soon break out between gingers and everyone else. I am ashamed to say that i had a night out recently and one of my friends brought their friend Tom (a ginger) he was suprisingly funny and good looking. This shocked me to my core.
    Anyway, i may got ot he doctor about my recent ginger-loving tendancies.

    Martine on November 3rd, 2005
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    Go Martine. I think that’s nice. Maybe the tide has turned. Maybe things have changed. Maybe one day there will be a world where a ginger and a brunette can walk down the street hand in hand.

    I think George Bush is going to ban inter-hair colour marriages because the bible says;

    “Nor shalt those with hair the colour of the night be betrothed to those with hair the colour of the sun. The night and the sun cannot live together and nor shall my people.”

    Mick on November 3rd, 2005
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    And of course swearing in context is fine. Swearing or being abusive to someone else is just shit.

    Mick on November 3rd, 2005
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    Gingers of the internet, take heed, for now is the time for us to unite and rise up against the normals! Let us take back our world and regain our former glory! The future is a sea of ginger and there is nothing that can be done to stop us! Haha!

    The wolves have lain with the sheep for long enough, we were patient, we took the endless abuse and ridicule and waited for our moment. Wait no longer my fellow Gingers, today is our day, today is the day the dream becomes a reality.

    Let us create the perfect world, where everyone is ginger and no one escapes! A world where Ginger hair is embraced a celebrated, a world where men can step out of the shower, see their ginger pubic hair in the mirror, yet still feel proud! A world where Ginger transcends colour and becomes a way of life; a philosophy; a religion! A world where the master race of Gingers are victorious, a world where we have a future, a world where we are, at last, normal!

    You see, for they are wrong, they are all wrong, Gingerness is not a cruel joke of nature, it is a gift, we are special and destined to prevail. Pure Ginger is our destiny and anyone who dares to oppose us will be cast aside into damnation, they will be destroyed, they will feel the true wrath of the Gingers.

    Our suffering is over, those long, long years of torment, they are gone. We have planted the Ginger seed throughout the gene pool, soon everyone will sprout Ginger hair. No longer will Ginger pubes cause such disgust, no longer will they shock, no longer will girls flee when they lay their eyes upon your golden crotch. No longer will we be an underclass and an eyesore. We made it, brothers!

    Gingers around the world, grow long your radiant hair and be proud of your effulgent body hair, let the Ginger within you burst from the shackles of prejudice and stand tall in all his glory. Let us show the world that Ginger anal hair is a beautiful thing, a thing to be cherished and preserved. I am a true Ginger and I stand here naked and proud. Finally I know that I am not a beast nor a freak, I’m special and beautiful, just like all you Gingers out there! We are somebody, we are Ginger warriors and to be Ginger-ridden is our honourable destiny! We are the master race, we are superior! Red Power!

    Viva La Rouge!

    Ginger_Warrior on November 7th, 2005
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    Celebrate, my fellow Gingers, celebrate the unusual coloured hair that bursts from your pale skin. Embrace your gift, as I do, for we are Ginger Gods!


    Gingers - Freckle-ridden Kings Amongst Men. Victors. Better. Ugly. Supreme!

    I love you all, my fellow Gingers, I love every glowing ginger hair for you are my children! GINGERS ROCK, WOO YEAH!

    Ginger_Warrior on November 7th, 2005
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    Ginger_Warrior: you are a star, all my life I believed I was cursed, diseased or incomplete because that is what the normals told me but your pro-ginger, anti-non-ginger agenda has shown me the light and I finally know which path to take. At long last I am at ease with myself, most of my body is infested with ginger hair but I no longer feel ashamed. I feel proud. I feel warm inside because I’m not shit, I am a minter. I am an adventurous ginger hero and my ginger pubic hair is not “sickening”, it is sexy. My freckles look amazing, my paleness is enviable, and my ginger coated man boobs are wonderful, I used to wish them gone, but now I am kneading them sensually and cherishing the ginger fuzz which covers them.

    I am a ginger virgin, and today I leap proudly from my ginger closet and accept my destiny. I am a ginger, hear me roar!

    Ginger fills my soul.

    Red_Dog on November 7th, 2005
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    eww, get a life!!! you people make me sick, you obviously don’t have anything else important to talk about, or something contructive. SICK!!!!!

    tasha on November 7th, 2005
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    Tasha, why dont you just fall down and never get up yeah?

    Martine on November 8th, 2005
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    It was a cold winters night (about three nights ago to be precise), I sat on a hill at the highest point of the village, overlooking my hometown, Kingsteignton. The sun was setting on the horizon creating a mixture of purple and orange across the roves of the houses.
    I was reflecting on everything that had happened over the last year. All the documentation I’ve prepared on Ginger creations over the past twelve months sat beside me, a few of the papers ruffled in the cold breeze as it swept by. I wrapped my jacket tighter around myself and for the first time ever wished that I was with a Ginger, at least I could use their flaming hair to heat myself up.
    Recently I’d found myself being overthrown from my Ginger storytelling position by such characters as “there_coming” and “Ginger_Warrior”. Maybe it was time for me to throw in the towel, to stand down from my podium and admit defeat.
    I heard someone step up behind me. I turned my head. It was Mick, not Mick from Australia because he’s a cheapskate and wouldn’t bother coming to Kingsteignton because it is such a dead-end village. It was my Camel.
    “Are you okay?” He asked, kneeling down comfortably, “You’ve been up here for hours”
    “Yeah… I guess I’m okay…” I replied reluctantly, “I just need to find some new and improved way of proving my loyalty to those without burning locks of hair”
    “We could always go on a killing spree…” Mick suggested, “That always makes you feel better…”
    “Thanks for the suggestion” I replied, “But I don’t think it’s going to work this time”
    There was a long silence in which we both simply stared into the horizon and watched as the sun fully immersed itself behind the houses in the distance, leaving nothing but a light blue glow contrasting to the blackness of the sky and the twinkling of the countless stars.
    Suddenly Mick leapt to his feet,
    “I have an idea!” He cried triumphantly, “Meet me tomorrow morning at the abandoned mansion, we will establish your position once again with a triumphant victory one way or another”
    At that, he galloped off into the distance and left me alone, pondering what idea had struck him so suddenly. All I could do was wait until the next morning and see what was in store.

    On schedule, the next day, I arrived at the abandoned mansion. The grounds were expansive. From the front gates I could only see the mansion in the distance with what looked like an orange glow outside on the ground. The gates were heavily chained closed and there was a letter stuck to the bars, it was written in the dialect of a Camel. Luckily I could read the letter:

    Dear Kyle,
    Please walk round to the back of the mansion, there is an escort there waiting to take you inside. I know it is a long walk around to the back, but you must not be seen walking in through the front entrance… I will explain everything when you get to the mansion.
    Sorry for the inconvenience,
    Yours truly,
    Mick (The Camel)

    I was confused and (I must admit) a little worried too.
    It didn’t take a long time to walk around to the back of the mansion and when I got there two brunette soldiers dressed in stylish brown armour whisked me to the backdoor of the mansion.
    “Take the first door on your left, Sir” one of the soldiers informed, “And then take the stairs to the stop floor, General Mick will be waiting for you there”
    I nodded and started to walk through the backdoor, but the soldier stopped me momentarily to say,
    “Sir, whatever decision you make, we will always remember you as a capable commander and your efforts will go down in history”
    I smiled modestly and walked into the mansion. It was well kept considering its age, although it distinctly smelled like a mixture between mustiness and dissipating smoke.
    I took the soldiers directions through the first door on my left, which led to a small staircase directly to the fourth floor of the mansion.
    Once I had warily climbed the aged stairs I walked through a crooked doorframe and was greeted by Mick. Finally I would know what he was planning.
    “Welcome, old friend” he said, “I have arranged something for you… So that you can finally find yourself again and see what your potential holds for the future”
    “What exactly am I supposed to do?” I asked
    “This room used to belong to a colonel of a Blonde army” Mick explained, “Hundreds of years ago Blondes were the most ruthless and powerful hair colour in the world, and this was their headquarters in the UK. The Blonde Colonel used to make speeches over there” he lifted his hoof and pointed towards a pair of French doors, which opened onto a balcony, faint cheering could be heard outside.
    “Outside those doors is a massive Ginger army” Mick continued, “I want you to go out there, and deliver a speech… what you say is entirely up to you. As long as you speak from your heart, you will know what you truly desire. If you decide to join them, I will not kill you this day. I will take the Brunette’s from this building and we will retreat… But until you have made your decision, we consider you neutral. You are no longer our Admiral until you agree to join our ranks once again”
    I didn’t say anything. I just nodded, and placed a hand on his head friendlily. Then I swiftly turned, and walked out onto the balcony.
    It took a moment for my eyes to adjust to the orange that greeted my eyes. They were cheering me, and somehow their presence was warm… welcoming.
    I cleared my throat, and began to speak,
    “Honourable delegates of the Ginger Army, you have been gathered here no doubt under the impression that I have retired from my position in the Brunette Army to join your ranks as a new General. However, I am not sure if this is true”
    They stopped cheering, fell silent.
    “You have been good to me, even when I killed your own kind you still respected me and my methods and you worked harder and harder to try and get me to join your team… For that, I think you are…”
    I paused… Did I think they were strong, powerful, vibrant, or talented?
    “I think you are… weak,” I said, without even thinking, “How could you respect someone who has damaged you so badly? You make me sick… Your (editor) breasts make me sooo sick. I am going to end you… every last one of you”
    I had come to my senses and in a swift and sharp movement I drew the katana from the scabbard, which had been attached to my back. The Gingers drew their weapons and frowned at me. I felt Mick the Camel tap my shoulder,
    “It’s good to have you back, General,” he said, handing me a grenade
    “It’s good to be back, Commander” I smiled as I took the grenade and threw it over my shoulder into the mass of Gingers. “Please inform Commandant Martine and Captain Nadine that I have returned and I will join them on the front line A.S.A.P”
    “Already done, General” Mick smiled at me, “We have prepped your personal jet… Where you headed?”
    “Australia” I replied, “I have unsettled matters with Gingers there that need to be resolved urgently”
    I walked away from the balcony as the Grenade went off, killing all the Gingers outside. I smiled to myself.
    I’m back.

    General Kyle Robert Wotton Esq on November 8th, 2005
  • 386

    Oh yeah, and Tasha, why don’t you go suck your own ass… It’d be better than the shit coming out of your mouth.

    General Kyle Robert Wotton Esq on November 8th, 2005
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    Mick, you are needed back in Australia as soon as possible - 1942 proved that Singapore is not safe from a land based attack from the Malay Peninsula. Luckily, in our isolation and harsh conditions we have been trained and are prepared for just such a visit. Our big red kangaroo fighting style is still unproven in the field of battle (rear back and rip the genitals from your opponent with razor sharp claws inserted into the toe of your shoe) but if unsuccessful the wombat retreat should deter any counterattack. I have personally attended to making sure the entire red army has had their ear drums removed so that no glib talk or long prose can distract them from the task at hand. This has set us back in the communications department but we are working on a sign language that can also be adapted to a martial arts. If you need us we’ll be in the pub.

    Simon on November 8th, 2005
  • 388

    Simon, nice to hear from you again my Ginger friend… How are things?
    I killed a Ginger tonight… It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
    Also, I have started writing a hitlist very similar to the one Uma Thurman owns in Kill Bill. It is a list of all Ginger’s who will be destroyed.
    It’s time to settle this once and for all…
    Goodnight Seattle!
    Peace, Love, and some Hate to those who deserve it. You know who you are.
    P.S. Angelina Jolie made me sick by shoving her **bitch tits** into my face. Sorry for the use of the ‘t’ word there Mick, but **bitch tits** are an actual object. It will be in the revised dictionary, it’s meaning is:
    Tits that are “bitchin’”

    Kyle on November 9th, 2005
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    Anonymous on November 10th, 2005
  • 390

    I think its funny. But damn. Red head, freckled, pale kids with no souls piss me off.

    Dano on November 10th, 2005
  • 391

    Redhead women are sexy. Red hair and pale skin? Even more so. You betcha! I’m all kinds of into that.

    Rogerroger on November 11th, 2005
  • 392

    I’M A GINGER KID!!! WELL AN OLDER ONE!….i think the site is cute, i’m glad i can laugh now at all the teasing I took as a child. Everyone loves my red hair now and wishes they had it! it’s only jealousy! Thanks for a good laugh, my BLACK haired cousin brought it to my attention…he still teases me even though i’m 35.

    Bridgette on November 11th, 2005
  • 393

    Sarah Conner is not here.
    Pale kids without souls are not here.
    Sexy red heads are here.
    Older people who now relish in their ruddy locks are here.
    Welcome to Friday!

    Mick on November 11th, 2005
  • 394

    Did anyone see South Park last night?

    It was all about ginger kids, i dont condone picking on people for the way they look. But these guys pick on everyone, blacks, jews, lesbians, now its Gingers. the episode was hilarious.

    Lou on November 11th, 2005
  • 395

    South Park classified a ginger to be specifically a child suffering from GingerVitis!!! HAHAHAHAHA

    You have to have red hair, freckles and have pale white skin that is sensative to the sun. Further, if you dont have sensativity to the sun, your classified as a “Daywalker”.

    Last, apparently Gingers have no souls.

    Again, i dont have any problems with gingers, one of my best friends is a ginger, though he can be demented at times, i dont attribute that to being a ginger.

    Lou on November 11th, 2005
  • 396

    Did they mention this posting on South Park? Then I could happily retire as a happily retired ginger. Ahhhh….

    Even if they didn’t, I’m assuming that they did it because of the hard work that we have done.

    To Kyle, Nadine, Simon, Martine, Ry, John and all the others who have supported Ginger Kids - please take a bow!

    Mick on November 11th, 2005
  • 397

    You might have red hair but that doesn’t make you a ginger kid, ginger kids not only have red hair but also suffer from a skin pigment lose which causes them to be a lighter color than “normal” people. So please stop calling yourself a ginger as well and that it makes it okay, i have looked at your pictures and you are not a ginger, you are a redhead “daywalker” this means the sun doesn’t cause you a great amount of pain. Good luck being retarded

    Donkey Kong Inc on November 11th, 2005
  • 398

    I never met a ginger person that I liked. They all piss me off. Bad tempered and annoying scumbags they are, the freckly little ginger bastards.

    joballs on November 11th, 2005
  • 399

    go home and die mutha fuckers

    ginger is cool

    dARRENhOGGARD on November 12th, 2005
  • 400

    All you damn ginger kids are weird and freak me out. Just leave me the hell alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nathaniel Emdee on November 12th, 2005
  • 401

    The words “mother” and “father” are incorrectly pluralized. In case you still don’t understand, neither of them needs an apostrophe.

    David on November 12th, 2005
  • 402

    Blondes have more hair per square inch than red heads and brunnettes. however blondes arent really taken seriosuly half the time and are perceived as dumb i mean not to many dumb brunnette or red heads jokes around. so its like we each take a bullet for one reason or another i have a african american friend who is light skinned with red hair and freckles and he gets teased by us but he turns it into a positive he says redheads arent a dime a dozen and he is right so rock on or whatever no big deal he teases us to i mean who dosent get teased for something.

    naomi oldman on November 12th, 2005
  • 403

    FUCK GINGERS! That includes Greg Chartier, Neal Cavanaugh, Carrottop, that fucking bastard from Happy Days, David Popp, Robbie LUbold, and myself. That’s right, ME- Iam a ginger. I’m killin myself tonight at noon. I never met a good ginger. Peace to Iraq and Ugoslavia too. They don’t have any gingers.
    P.S. This goes for you too Dianna. It still counts even though you r P.R.

    T. Smith on November 13th, 2005
  • 404

    FUCK GINGERS! Same here, I would kill myself too if I was a ginger, they freak the shit out of me. Better DEAD that RED!!!!!!!!

    Chandra Gupta Marya on November 13th, 2005
  • 405

    Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh. Good to see folks get so riled up over something that is clearly a joke. Nice work :)

    Dayle on November 14th, 2005
  • 406

    Is it just me or has Ginger Kids gone ‘freaky freaky’.

    A guy offering grammar lessons.

    A ginger mouthing off at Gingers and then saying he will kill himself tonight at noon?

    Then someone (DAYLE if that is his real name) actually getting the original joke and finding it all funny.

    This is nuts!!

    Mick on November 14th, 2005
  • 407

    Thanks for the posting Donkey Kong - I’m glad we were on South Park. Here is a link if anyone wants to see what they had to say.

    Cartman hates Ginger Kids on South Park.

    Mick on November 14th, 2005
  • 408

    P.S. If you want to insert links, just paste them into the comments and it should auto link.

    Mick on November 14th, 2005
  • 409

    Although it was a blow for the good of all Gingers - it saddens me that Kenny was a victim of the hate war currently being perpetrated in the back alleys and playgrounds of the world. To Kenny i offer my sincere condolences and hope that future episodes treat you better. War can be so unkind.

    Simon on November 14th, 2005
  • 410

    I suggest everyone, including you ginger people (you know who you are)

    Watch the south park episode.

    Currently in my top 10 episodes.

    You can download it from southparkx.net if you want.


    Hey mick, did you see it?

    Lou on November 14th, 2005
  • 411

    So, I’ve been writing on Mick’s blog for a while now and I guess it’s time for me to confess that I, too, am a ginger.

    Worse still, I am actually dating a ginger! Double whammy!

    Actually, I have dated 3 gingers in my life. That must be some sort of double ginger-dating record! It’s like, 1 ginger every 4 years since I have been dating.

    Maybe it’s true when they say you are attracted to people who look like you… mmmm… I like to think I am better looking than that, but alas, perhaps it isn’t so.

    KC on November 14th, 2005
  • 412

    Sorry Lou, I missed it. I was eating rice porridge in Singapore…

    I’ll try and get my hands on it.


    Top ten for south park is pretty high.

    I haven’t been watching for a while, but one of my favourite episodes is where Wendy sends the lesbian teacher to the sun.

    “Blaka blakaa”

    Love it.

    As for K.C - hmmm, I didn’t know that!

    Mick on November 14th, 2005
  • 413

    Ginger is fuck キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

    This blog is ambiguous. It is made of fail and poo.

    NO U

    I’m in your blog. Spamming my d00ds.


    SAGEGOESINEMAILFEILD on November 14th, 2005
  • 414


    Remember “I before E, except after C”.

    JMab on November 15th, 2005
  • 415

    Hey Mick,
    You mean Chook?

    Rice porridge? I love that shit

    Scallions and Ginger. Add a little soy sauce for flavor?

    That’s my shit

    Lou on November 15th, 2005
  • 416

    i thought this was hilarious. watch out redheads, here comes the sun!

    ILOVEGINGERSWHATWAHT on November 16th, 2005
  • 417

    i do agree that this site is totally offnsive. maybe the person who set it up wanted to resure people tht it isnt a bad thing to have ginger hair and put the poster on for a laugh but its the horrible comments people have posted on the site, that has upset me the most. i am a ginger kid and yes people do say things to me but not all the time,i happen to like my hair its different. the people that take the piss i believe are very insecure and havenothing better to do than bully somebody. this is bullying and it can effect people more than you think. if i was black people wouldnt say anything because that is racist but because i am gonger people are aloud to say things?
    p.s the mum that is worried about her baby being ginger is a sad pathetic woman who obviously is not ready to have a baby.

    steph on November 17th, 2005
  • 418

    Like many people who have posted on here, I am also have ginger hair, albeit quite light when it’s just been washed. But despite having suffered a lot as most gingers here have, I guess that having reached 17 means i associate people who are generally of an increased maturity than when I was younger. However, my ginger hair colour undoubtedly had a detramental effect on my self confidence over the years. Insults where the actualy presence of ginger hair is seen as wrong and insulting, are perhaps the most damaging because they create an almost inate feeling of lack of self worth. It is as though you just know, understand and accept that having ginger hair is neither positive nor desirable. I am not taking anything away from all the gingers on here who are completely happy with their hair colour, but for me, it’s the very fact that we have to feel ‘happy’ about our hair colour, and that we have to almost prove ourselves.
    I saw that picture perhaps 7-8 months ago in school - it went far! - and it is with a strained laugh that i respond to it. I would never react in the way that some have, and I don’t feel that strongly against it, however, I think it is a shame that we even have to make a joke about it. Of course, that’s just my own desire for a utopian world! In reality maybe it’s best to laugh at yourself, as we are all different, and cliched though it maybe, that diversity is what makes life so random, vibrant and exciting.
    I just wish that those children aged 7-13 who get so much abuse where able to feel so sure about it as I now do, perhaps that way they’ll manage to keep the self confidense and feeling of self worth that they deserve to have.

    Will Sentance

    Will Sentance on November 17th, 2005
  • 419

    I’m really sad that, as I’ve got older, my gorgeous red hair has faded to the point where people now ask me where my children got their red hair from. I loved being a redhead. Any comments thrown at me I would see as a compliment. It made me feel different and I was happy with that. Strangely my best friend at school and my sister’s (also a redhead) best friend were redheads.
    I do notice that in the last few years there have been more and more comments from sections of the media making fun of redheads and I think they can be held partly responsible for the increased nastiness towards us (I maybe faded but I’m still a redhead at heart). Why does anybody make fun of another group? Surely it is from their own lack of self esteem. I’m happy to have been part of a minority and long may we last! I don’t want the satisfaction of the recessive gene appearing in the offspring of one of our mockers because I don’t want them to be part of us.

    Will's mum on November 18th, 2005
  • 420

    i’m just surprised that people can trawl through all this tripe and still post a serious message to add to the never ending debate about ginger hair.
    I’m curious, do you actually read every post or do you skim through and only read the most sensational points? If you read the whole thing - congratulations, it must have taken a long time.
    Mick, due to the size of this part of your blog you’ll be able to release the transcripts as a book. I suggest witty comments on some entries. It’ll get an even wider audience than it has already.

    Simon on November 18th, 2005
  • 421

    I just watched a South Park episode about Ginger Kids. I had no idea that people really had problems wih red heads and I certainly didn’t know there was a term for them. Feel bad for you lot if you really have a hard time with it. Cheers.

    Yusuf Suleman on November 19th, 2005
  • 422

    ginger kids are cool cause the girls grow up to be huge hookers that like to pleasure big groups of friends cause there dirty rotten crab infested hoes

    labs on November 20th, 2005
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    labs on November 20th, 2005
  • 424

    damn. this is pretty damn funny like the south park episode, but rele this is like bein racist. look at the actres who played ginny weasley in harry potter lol. shes pretty fucking hot. Now she may not be 100% ginger, but she obviously would carry the gene. well thats my opinion.

    MICAH SMITH I on November 22nd, 2005
  • 425

    I am a ginger in hiding, but i fully agree with your poster. All of my ginger kid “friends” try to manipulate me and join their evil ginger-clubs. Well I’m too smart for that. The best summer of my life was when I ran away from home (from my ginger parents) and had to live on outside in the wilderness for a whole summer. All I brought with me was sun tan lotion and sun-in, and let me tell you those saved my life. By the end of the summer I had transformed into a normal kid and stopped getting all of the ginger nightmares.

    So please, offended (sick ginger loving) individuals, if they can find a cure, more power to them. I don’t wanna be a ginger no mo’.

    (seriously though, i’ve got red hair and i think this site is hilarious. I’ve been teased for it a bit, but come on, no matter what you look like you’re gonna get teased for something. If this site offends you, than you need to seriously get a life and look up satire in the dictionary. If you say that entire schools started ginger-hate groups because of this one picture, than you’re either lying or your problem has roots MUCH deeper than a simple joke poster.)

    gingervitus on November 23rd, 2005
  • 426

    You must be a Daywalker !!

    true gingers are great like Ron Howard. .and others

    Greetings :D

    Chucumite Mutante on November 26th, 2005
  • 427

    Nice. This is absolutely hilarious!!
    It’s a truly pitiful sight, seeing so many incredulously stupid people - wasting their time, typing away in defense of red-headed stepchildren.
    Stop and listen to yourselves! It’s Funny. If you can’t laugh at this, you have serious mental issues. Cope.

    You people are pathetic on December 2nd, 2005
  • 428

    what’s wrong with ginger kids? hair color? wtf these day people still think about rasicm? fuck them and burn in hell mother fucker.

    KodokBiru on December 4th, 2005
  • 429

    So there you see the up and down of Ginger kids…..


    Mick on December 5th, 2005
  • 430

    The whole thing is bascially retarded. It will add more haters ways of teasing Redheads.

    Nonya on December 6th, 2005
  • 431

    I think Nonya has a point.

    What are we doing here?

    What are we trying to achieve?

    For what purpose, aim, mission or objective does Ginger Kids go on, day after day, in relentless hard work, sweat and toil of its patrons?

    I don’t know. I just don’t know.

    This comment brought to you by Swiffer, the only way to clean your house and still feel like a cup of tea and wheat biscuit as you watch the afternoon soap operas.

    Mick on December 6th, 2005
  • 432

    hi everyone my name is jake. i have a mutant friend (ginger kid). He is a large trouble maker and quite a nuisance around the household. I am hear to testify that i believe all “PEPPERS” are drunk, kind of dumb, destructive, and alcoholics. My ginger friend has borrowed many pants and burned wholes right through the crotch with his firey pubes. Therefor death to all gingers!!!

    jake blanco on December 6th, 2005
  • 433

    if you would like to join my clan(DTTRH) death to the red heads call 604-261-8233 FOR LIFE ask for fat pauly thak you good night

    jake blanco on December 6th, 2005
  • 434

    My sisters ginger friend gave birth to a ginger baby last week, un-suprisingly the baby was on fire, its flaming locks burning every nurse and doctor to touch its hell bidden skin. Everyone that touched the child died, yes died. This is a true story and the moral of it is,if you play with fire your gonna get burned. NEVER approach a flame head, even if it looks like a small innocent baby flame. You have been warned.

    Martine on December 6th, 2005
  • 435

    I’m one of those ‘disgusting ginger’s’ and I’m really hurt about the comments on redheads. It’s just a hair colour, you know? We don’t deserve to be hated just for our friggin’ hair colour.

    I got enough of the bullies in school and I don’t need to come onto the internet and see this bullshit.

    Vicky on December 10th, 2005
  • 436

    Thanks Vicky for reminding us about what it is about Ginger Kids that we are about! :)
    Yeah, it’s a joke, but I appreciate your feelings.

    Is that your real email address? We don’t get many real ones round these parts but fursealpup is golden. No wonder you are so sensitive.

    Mick on December 10th, 2005
  • 437

    Yeah, it’s my real email address. I love harp seal pups. And yeah, I am sensitive. You don’t want to know what some of the kids said to me at school. It was horrible and to see stuff like this being posted about redheads is sick and disgusting. Kyle, Nadine and that other girl ought to be ashamed of themselves, as well as any other ‘ginger basher’. We don’t deserve this. We really don’t.

    Vicky on December 10th, 2005
  • 438

    Look I’ll stand up for the crazy trio of KNM. They are having fun like most of us. I appreciate it’s a sensitive issue, but as a red head who also went through some teasing I think it is good to talk about it and maybe we can show young gingers that having red hair is a great thing.

    Also, I think we’ve all agreed that kids get teased for something. If it’s not red hair, it is your funny last name, the funny way you run, your funny toes, the way you could never colour in between the lines or the way you always got in trouble for not paying attention (and that is just some of my list).

    OK, new focus for Ginger Kids - what were you teased for as a kid and how do you feel about it now?

    Mick on December 10th, 2005
  • 439

    I was teased for having ginger hair obviously. I also have semi-autistic tendancies (Asperger Syndrome to be precise) and it made me stand out even more.

    I had a rough time. I’m glad I’m not at school anymore, believe me!

    Vicky on December 10th, 2005
  • 440

    Vicky you loser

    do you think you might have been bullied for being a whiney litttle shit?

    louise on December 11th, 2005
  • 441

    No Louise, I wasn’t bullied for that. I tried to keep my mouth shut for the most part because I was scared of what people would do to me.

    Do you know me, Louise? No. Don’t make judgements about me being a ‘whiny little shit’ when you know nothing about me.

    Vicky on December 11th, 2005
  • 442

    Did they call you sticky vicky?

    Louise on December 11th, 2005
  • 443

    No they didn’t.

    Vicky on December 11th, 2005
  • 444

    I have Ginger friends, and i did not realize i should hate them. I have always wanted to hate them, but i know i am right! Thank you Ginger Hater Website.

    J Moll on December 11th, 2005
  • 445

    Look gingers get beatup all the time its somthing your gonna have to live with gingers are less than humans and thats a fact. If you are gonna on this planet as a ginger than your gonna get bullied and that how it should be.


    not ginger and proud on December 12th, 2005
  • 446

    Not Ginger and Proud, we get beat up because people can’t accept the fact that we’re DIFFERENT. So, we haven’t got ‘normal’ coloured hair, so what? That’s no reason to dislike us and bully us.

    Vicky on December 12th, 2005
  • 447

    I really thought this part of Mick’s blog was dieing in the arse - but it just keeps making a resurgence - it’s almost been going for two years! Good to see a new generation of ginger kids taking up the baton.

    Simon on December 12th, 2005
  • 448

    It’s had more than 400 comments!! And not all of them comments from me saying how many comments we’ve had.

    Big points for Vicky for taking one for the team and standing up for herself. That is the confidence that can only come through getting teased and then making it through the other side!!


    Mick on December 12th, 2005
  • 449

    ok, (am back!) vicky, i think its great dat ur not giving in to everyone arounf you but this is meant to be a joke, even if it hurts people, i mean, bondes get loads of jokes about them and us gingers get this! would also like to say, i have died my hair last week and although i like it and dont get skitted as much, i dont get anywere near as much posotive comments or attention! luv ya’s everyone,
    amy x x

    Amy on December 13th, 2005
  • 450

    yo, listion up, im with not ginger and proud. and one thing, gingers through the earth off balance and we beat them up to keep it balanced. yo, one of my best friends if a ginger and we still bag on him but he too dosent like gingers.

    sorbay on December 13th, 2005
  • 451

    i aint thinken gingers suck alot, but their ok. like i said, one of my friends is ginger. also we’s be puten on a rap show together this thursday. and gingers get made fun of all the time. live with it. i dont hear nerds that get made fun of all the time complaining.

    sorbay on December 13th, 2005
  • 452

    u no wat! ive always wanted to go sky diving.

    sorbay on December 13th, 2005
  • 453

    i think gingers should go jump off a god damn bridge they [Editor] BLEEEEP disgust me. i [editor] BLEEP a ginger once worst thing ever. my favorite south park is when they make fun of gingers. gingers are a disgrace to society. thast y i married an asian they dont carry the gene

    [editor - Thanks NA, another worthwhile contribution]

    N/A on December 14th, 2005
  • 454

    N/A, do you realise how pathetic you’ve just made yourself sound? It’s just a hair colour. I’m sure there are plenty of redheads who are much better than you are, and for one simple reason; they don’t make fun of other people just because of something small like hair colour!

    We redheads are no better and no worse then anybody else; everyone’s equal and it’s about time people realised that.

    Vicky on December 14th, 2005
  • 455

    Vicky, you are young, but you will learn. You have to accept the fact that gingers exist simply to get beaten up and/or taken the piss out of.

    My boss used to be ginger, but they had to move her down to the cellar because vistors kept complaing of a ‘funny smell’ and could not resist the urge to go over and punch her. She is now a lot happier and so is everybody else, you see win win!

    Louise on December 14th, 2005
  • 456

    Go Vicky!

    You are the Ginger Kids Champion of the Month!

    Seriously. Nice work.

    Mick on December 14th, 2005
  • 457

    u no wat vicky, its not just the anoying hair, its also the freckles. if u aint got the frecks u aint a true ginger.

    sorbay the middevil worrier on December 14th, 2005
  • 458

    Well, I HAVE got the freckles. I guess that makes me a ‘true ginger’. And boy, am I proud. And why shouldn’t I be? I’ve done nothing wrong. I’m as good as any other human being.

    And Mick, thanks for the compliment and the spiffy title ;)

    Vicky on December 14th, 2005
  • 459

    today me and my ginger friend and a normall person nailed the adish for the rap battle. wees be winin even with a ginger.and vicky, u might not be that much of a day walker cause ur a girl and girls sometimes ant that gingery, but guys are the real gingers.

    sorbay on December 14th, 2005
  • 460

    [editor - again, just not very nice. I'm happy for the irony, the parody, the downright screaming and yelling, but bad taste is just a taste that's bad. Sorry for being restrictive. Thanks for playing.]

    AAArrrggghhh on December 15th, 2005
  • 461

    [Editor - sorry, joke deleted. It just wasn't funny and this site is for hassling gingers not other groups of people - thanks for playing anyway]

    Fu Kam Yung on December 15th, 2005
  • 462

    i was just showing that ‘hairism’ and racism are esentially the same!

    arrgghh on December 16th, 2005
  • 463

    Hairism. I like it.

    Maybe you can try again but put in a full argument. I’m keen to hear it.

    Mick on December 16th, 2005
  • 464

    vicky, u got balls. not really but if u no wat i mean u got a sack. i respect you as a ginger.

    sorbay on December 16th, 2005
  • 465

    Vicky, i’m afraid Louise was right you are a whiney little shit. We dont need to ‘know you’ to see that. Why dont you shut your disabled face.

    Martine on December 19th, 2005
  • 466

    I was never bullied at all through school or college but one time this boy called Robin Hewitt called me a witch because i have long black hair. It dont remember it upsetting me but maybe it did seeing as i still remember it. Bullys are shit wankers and although i take the piss a bit on the site i would never actually treat anyone differently because of their hair colour. (except gingers who are proud, they make me vomit come into my mouth)

    Martine on December 19th, 2005
  • 467

    Martine - I’m glad that college education has paid off!!
    Ooops, and that is me breaking my rule about personal attacks. It was pretty light hearted though.

    And leave Vicky alone. She is standing tall!!

    Mick on December 20th, 2005
  • 468

    Im ginger and proud, however it isnt funny when you walk in to a room and someone calls the fire brigade. I can see the funny side and i dont really care about being ginger, i mean at least my hair isnt brown and looks like im wearing a turd hat on my head!

    John Cassidy on December 21st, 2005
  • 469

    I’m not going to take Martine seriously. She’s contradicting herself for one thing so the whole thing is laughable.

    However, if I happened to meet you in the street and you started being abusive to me I’m afraid I’d have to unleash the heat of being a firey redhead from my heart and punch your lights out.

    It might get me arrested but boy, would it be worth it.

    Vicky on December 21st, 2005
  • 470

    John and Vicky - you have both made my day. Thank you.

    Any more stories or japes of this nature are greatly welcomed.

    I’d certainly buy front row seats to see a wrestling match between Ginger Vicky and Brunette Martine!

    Mick on December 21st, 2005
  • 471

    merry christmas and a happy new year to gingers and non gingers alike

    darren on December 22nd, 2005
  • 472

    This isn’t funny because we ARE an oppressed minority– without the PROTECTION given to other oppressed minorities. We’re just supposed to “take it in good fun.” Maybe when the civil rights abuses end, and the memory of such fades with a hundred years– but if you’ve been personally harassed, degraded, defamed and even violated and treated like less of a person, then it’s NOT FUNNY!

    Why not say the same about blacks or Jews? You’d have the NAACP and ADL after you– but no one defends US, we’re just supposed to not be offended at being abused and treated as inferior, ugly, or otherwise objects of righteous ridicule. The double-standard is pure hypocrisy.

    Brian Armstrong on December 22nd, 2005
  • 473

    Martine says ” i would never actually treat anyone differently because of their hair colour. (except gingers who are proud, they make me vomit come into my mouth)”

    What the hell you do mean by that, you stinking NAZI? Don’t you have some Jews to gas, or blacks to lynch and enslave, or something? I thought we got rid of you fascist-hatemongers at Nuremburg– I guess we missed a few.

    Brian Armstrong on December 22nd, 2005
  • 474

    So, I was having sex with this ginger girl, when right in the middle I got an uncontrollable urge to start counting her freckles. I got up to 342 before she asked me what the hell I was doing. On the plus side, it turns out that “fire crotch” applies in more ways than one!

    Yes, the above IS meant to be offensive and confusing.


    Mojo on December 23rd, 2005
  • 475

    Here’s an interesting theory!


    Phil on December 24th, 2005
  • 476

    merry xmas to all gingers and non gingers alike!

    Amy on December 24th, 2005
  • 477

    I can just say - as a ginger, that if i have many friends, and i am extremly popular with the girl, mostly because of the hair color.. So fuck what you other wrong colored freaks, with your lame ass satire, think about us..
    Did you know that GOD is a ginger?;)

    Greetings and a very happy Christmas from Denmark..

    Jakob on December 25th, 2005
  • 478

    Ohh i can see, my english is not the best.. I would like to correkt a few mistakes.
    It should be written like this :

    I can just say - as a ginger, that i have many friends, and i am extremly popular with the girls (not to brag), mostly because of the hair color.. So fuck what you other wrong colored freaks, with your lame ass satire, think about us..
    Did you know that GOD is a ginger?;)

    Greetings and a very happy Christmas from Denmark..

    Jakob on December 25th, 2005
  • 479

    gingers are gay and can [editor - deleted for poor grammar]

    matt on December 28th, 2005
  • 480

    hoo hoo i invented ginger kids…. tell em fred

    Fart on December 29th, 2005
  • 481

    whay eat some cake

    mr blab on December 30th, 2005
  • 482

    Are “daywalkers” in need of help as much as a full-blown ginger? What should I do if I see a ginger on the street?

    Nicole on December 30th, 2005
  • 483

    Tell Papa

    Renault on December 31st, 2005
  • 484

    just wanting to say i hate gingers they all smell funny

    wait im one, [editor] (darn) me i smell, need to scape of dead white skin adskdjf@’#

    not vicki steadman on December 31st, 2005
  • 485

    Ginger kids is one of my fav S.P. episodes and i just want to say im friends with lots of gingers and most of them seem to have souls

    ginerkids6 on January 2nd, 2006
  • 486

    no they really dont have souls you cant just tell by lookin at them you have to cut em open and look at their nasty ginger organs then you will see. screw em all……David allan coe kicks ass

    matt collins on January 3rd, 2006
  • 487

    i have a friend who likes a ginger and i dont know what to do luckily the ginger is dating someone else right now so ill have more time to plan. I warned him of the hazzards but he said they wont matter when hes [editor] holding hands with her, deep in love. someone please help

    matt collins on January 3rd, 2006
  • 488

    thats not what i said dont edit my word again or wels have problems nutgobller

    matt collins on January 4th, 2006
  • 489

    matt, this is a family program, so I edit out swearing. And I add [editor] to show that a change has been made. If you are unhappy with my edits I’m happy to delete the comment altogether. Sorry if you don’t like my policy. I’m not trying to be free speech, I’m trying to just write for my family, friends and friendly visitors.

    Mick on January 4th, 2006
  • 490

    We should get to the bottom of why people disklike ginger kids.

    For one, they are quite hideous people. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an attractive ginger. This is actually good though. If gingers are less attractive, then maybe people will stop breeding with them, thus creating less ginger kids. Gingers still continue to selfishly procreate. Instead of realizing their own hideousness, they produce more awful offspring and populate the world with more unsightly gingers.

    Secondly, gingers don’t have souls. This is a fact. If you believe otherwise, I feel sorry for you because you’re kidding yourself. Don’t marry a ginger because your kids might not have souls.

    RayPetland on January 10th, 2006
  • 491

    I Hope you are a carrier of the ginger gene and have aginger kid urself you ugly black headed one!

    GingerNinja on January 15th, 2006
  • 492

    ypou fucking ginger klosers

    asssssssssssssssssssss on January 20th, 2006
  • 493

    I never knew there was a term for the way I look until I saw the South Park episode - it was frieken hilarious! I love looking different! I think us gingers are absolutely gorgeous!

    P.S. I always get my way because I’m so damn cute.

    Jaycee on January 21st, 2006
  • 494

    Just to add a bit of info. Try to stay out of the HOT sun. Getting burned is what causes all the dark freckles. If you refrain from being burned again, your freckles will only fade in the winter and get a little darker in the summer (as long as you spend most of your time in the shade and use sunscreen). Be smart when it comes to HOT sunlight, and you’ll look soo hot, and you’ll stay looking hot for 20yrs longer than anyone else your age.

    Jaycee on January 21st, 2006
  • 495

    Hi i have red hair and i have never heard the term ginger kids before i watched south park last night, it was so funny. I love my red hair and im proud of my irish roots. But i dont see how people find this offenseve, its just a joke, i mean everyone loves a good blonde joke!

    Eamon on January 22nd, 2006
  • 496

    (I know this site is a joke)

    Look whatever issues people have with “ginger” people I can assure you it’s completely unheard of in Sweden, at least to anyone I know where I live (large city).
    I didnt even know of the term ginger until I watched it on south park recently. Im 27 btw.

    Personally I find “ginger” girls too be completely irresistable, even though I didnt classify them as anything before :P Just said they had reddish hair and pale skin and freckles. Makes you look cute I think.

    Sebastian on January 27th, 2006
  • 497


    I read some more comments on this site. Look, I wore glasses ages 7-18. No I didnt get to pick them entirely myself, since good looking ones costs money, mine looked like shit.
    I got teased and mocked a million more times than most people get, anything up to but not including physical violence.
    No I dont sit around pissing about it nowadays. I kinda had to here though.
    EVERYONE here is making themselves out to be victims of the globalwide conspiracy of hatred and mistrust regarding “gingers”.
    A fucking joke. Move to Sweden. Noone will bother you here, more than kids pick on any kid they can pick on. Stop attracting attention by whining and screaming like victims if you cant handle the consequences.

    Seb again on January 27th, 2006
  • 498

    Nice comments Seb. Way to go.

    My girlfriend (anyfriend) is a Ginger and she is certainly irresistible.

    Mick on January 27th, 2006
  • 499

    heya mick
    great site. I am another fellow ginger or ranga (pronounced rang-gah)as most western australians term it.
    My father also has red hair and he recalls a time when he was mocked at school by being called ‘bluey.’
    Anyway just wanted to holla you and say that even if south park is right (and gingers have no soul) they definatly have more fun.

    fellow bluey on January 29th, 2006
  • 500

    Yo This thing it is the Illest my homebrews all agree that red hair is fo sure not legit. We think that every one with the red hair is dying it. We also think most of the peoples posting here on this blog are the proof that humanity is doomed.. for sure man.

    donkey odee on January 30th, 2006
  • 501


    Mick on January 30th, 2006
  • 502

    wow. was surfin ma faves n found this again and well, the gingerkids topics still going! am amazed actually.lol. well, as always, hey to all fellow natural carrot tops! xx

    Amy (im back people) on January 31st, 2006
  • 503

    Hi Amy, welcome back from the tropics of Borneo. How was your trip?

    Yeah, we’ve been busy, but same ol same ol.

    Mick on February 1st, 2006
  • 504

    Got to laugh at all the SHITTERS who dis redheads. Why do all these shit coloured brown heads turn out to be such haters? Are they just hating the world cos their hair is the same colour as shit? Also because it happens to smell like shit? Come on SHITTERS take it easy. Go smoke a joint or something. Relax, in 40 years your hair will turn grey and it won’t look like an elephant has dumped a big turd on your head anymore! Peace to all. Even the SHITTERS!

    SuperioRievo on February 11th, 2006
  • 505

    “ok, for once and for all, this posting is a joke. It is meant to be funny. I have red hair.


    I have red hair!!!

    Sorry if i’ve offended anyone. ”

    But do you have freckles? and light skin? Maybe you’re a *gasp* daywalker!!!

    triLcat on February 12th, 2006
  • 506

    red hair
    some freckles
    I’m Australian, so skin is not white, but I’m not exactly coffee coloured.


    Mick on February 13th, 2006
  • 507

    it’s good to see that south park inspired some more anti/pro red head rhetoric . . but where is the imagination? the style? the flair? we want general Kyle back. Enough of this unoriginal daywalker stuff.

    Simon on February 14th, 2006
  • 508

    I saw Ginger kids on South Park for the first time last night. I will have to thank everyone who posts their opinion on here, you all just made it seem soo much funnier.

    RED POWER!! hahahahhaaha

    ry on February 14th, 2006
  • 509

    Was it on the TV Ryan? I missed it! I think South Park clashes with Desperate Housewives… How can I get a copy? It should be freely available to gingers everywhere!

    KC on February 14th, 2006
  • 510

    i enjoy the hair or orange

    Fox on February 15th, 2006
  • 511

    International Ginger Kids Foundation.

    Finally someone is listenting.


    Click here Ginger Kids

    Mick on February 17th, 2006
  • 512

    some of u guys have serious issues.

    suki- red hed on February 19th, 2006
  • 513

    Iam a Ginger man and im here to say that i still bite people every day. I cant stop gingering about all over the place like a crazy ginger cheeta fox. I wanna bite your pubes. Come ginger with me. I eat babies.

    Carl the Ginger man on February 23rd, 2006
  • 514

    I am a ginger!!!! i think this is so hilarious!! u people need to settle down, yeah i use to get made fun of in jr. high get over it!!! its funny!!!

    emily on February 24th, 2006
  • 515

    Ron Howard is a ginger.

    mitch on February 24th, 2006
  • 516

    I think u r right about gingerkids what can we do about them? they are nice and all of u need 2 b able 2 take a joke. people joke about me because i have half black and brown and blonde hair but u no wat? i laugh it off! this is a harmless joke and some of you need 2 realise that ok? u r sucha weird people. anyway the best website in the entire world (o, apart from this one) is http://www.frolic.com you should visit it. p.s it si not porn

    Kate on February 24th, 2006
  • 517

    hahaha hilarious first i saw then south park epposode and i laughed so hard i almost pisses in my pance and now that they made a revolt against ginger kids i am so happy because we all hate them. We need to find a way to get rid of daniel cook. he is the scariet ginger ever. go to google and search his name cya ginger hating colt!

    sunflower on February 25th, 2006
  • 518

    Kate - I find it funny that you are advertising Dog food or whatever on a Gingerkids site??? Are you calling us all dogs… ? Grrrr

    Sunflower, why do you think we’re a ginger hating cult. I can see you only hate others that intimidate you. Thinking Daniel Cook is a threat to us, you must have some real insecurities.. hahahaha

    Ry on February 25th, 2006
  • 519


    Eric Cartmen on February 27th, 2006
  • 520

    i laugh every time the commentator says someone walks gingerly in a game fo football or whatever

    darrenhoggard on March 1st, 2006
  • 521

    gingerly? Hmmm. Yes, quite the verb.

    Anyone got any ideas on how to miss use the term Gingerly in an attempt to be funny.


    “It was his first time, so he ate the carrot gingerly.”

    BTW, I just ate a raw carrot I purchased from the fruit and vegie store. Nice.

    Mick on March 1st, 2006
  • 522

    To all U dicks out there hoo think gingers dont have souls,ur probably right. I happen to be a gnger myself and i am a complete asshole hoo will most likely go to hell. And to ne one hoo makes fun of me ill round up a bunch of ginger friends and weel burn u in lava at the sunset room at the airport hilton.


    Scott on March 2nd, 2006
  • 523


    ginger 8-( on March 2nd, 2006
  • 524

    Meow, I am a kitty. I am 1/8 ginger. MEOW MEOW MEOW

    Sonny Bunny Boy on March 2nd, 2006
  • 525

    Gingers make me sick

    Andy Goode on March 6th, 2006
  • 526

    Poom is gay

    Sonia on March 8th, 2006
  • 527

    I have a pretty stong hatred for gingers, but recently when me and one of my friends was ridin fourwheelers in a couple neighborhoods, there was this crazy ginger kid. What we do is a tie a ski rope to the back and set on some plexiglass and do some extreme sledin. WEll this kid saw us and came running to were we were. We were hesitant about letting him try becuase he was ginger and he would stink up our sled, but he said he didnt even need one he just dived on the rope and i took off going over 40 mph with him dragging on the ground. He was going through pinecones and over 2 feet ramps. He felt no pain he kept on wanting to go. It occured to me that this ginger is crazy he was no ordinary ginger. I now have alittle bit more respect for the ginger race. And maybe i’ll see that ginger again and we can do some more extreme sleding.

    matt collins on March 9th, 2006
  • 528

    There is no such fucking thing as the “ginger race”, [editor - deleted expletive]. Red hair is an Irish trait. So talking shit about “gingers” is essentially racism.

    UBERGOD on March 9th, 2006
  • 529

    Red hair is common to Scottish, German and Russian heritage. So, you’re not quite right there on the racism bit.

    And thanks for putting your real email address so we know who you are. Probably best to stay anonymous if you’re not quite up on the facts.


    mick on March 9th, 2006
  • 530

    Also, we missed the second birthday of Ginger Kids. On March 1st, Ginger Kids turned two.


    Hi to Kyle, Nadine and Martine. And Amy and Big Bad Boy, and John and Mitchell.

    We’ve had 531 Comments so Far and still going strong.

    We are still number one in Google for the term “Ginger Kids” and we’ve had lots of mentions like;

    Thanks everyone!!!!

    Go the Ginger Race!!! We will thrive!!

    mick on March 9th, 2006
  • 531

    I used to be a ginger hater, but discovered recently that if I refrain from shaving daily my re-growth appears to show as ginger… I do not know what to do… Being Ginger is new to me…

    Tom Smith on March 9th, 2006
  • 532

    I have the same problem… My ginger that runs this blog is my brother, for years I teased him as a young kid growing up, carot top, red red red red reddy rooster… stuff like that… NOW I find ginger hairs on my facial hair?? Whats the go with that?

    I’m turning Ginger?? I hope my parents don’t put me down.. haha

    ry on March 10th, 2006
  • 533

    “To all U dicks out there hoo think gingers dont have souls,ur probably right. I happen to be a gnger myself and i am a complete asshole hoo will most likely go to hell. And to ne one hoo makes fun of me ill round up a bunch of ginger friends and weel burn u in lava at the sunset room at the airport hilton.


    You Gingers might want to get someone who can spell and use proper grammer to defend your people. I don’t really hate you guys but you need to be belittled and teased.

    Curtis on March 10th, 2006
  • 534

    Come on Curtis. Tease us then. If all you’ve got is spelling, then all I have to say to you is…

    Didn’t hurt us.

    But thanks for playing.

    P.S. It is spelled ‘grammar’ not ‘grammer’, but I didn’t want to tease you about it.

    mick on March 13th, 2006
  • mick on March 14th, 2006
  • 536

    Ive commented on here once before… i love redheads. i just got out of jail and was planning on hooking up with my old gril with red hair yall are great.

    dirty on March 16th, 2006
  • 537

    did you get bummed in jail?

    bummer on March 16th, 2006
  • 538


    eg on March 18th, 2006
  • 539

    i love ginger kids

    black sponge on March 19th, 2006
  • 540

    i love ginger kids

    black sponge on March 19th, 2006
  • 541

    i love ginger kids

    black sponge on March 19th, 2006
  • 542

    My brother was born ginger, thats rought, i killed him with my parents help, BLOUDY GINGER BUGGERS

    Robbie Maloney on March 19th, 2006
  • 543

    wen i grow up i will be tall and tall and really tall and hopefully ginger if im lucky

    black sponge on March 19th, 2006
  • 544

    Ehm, I’m a bit weirded out by all of this to be honest. I’m a ginge and yes I had all the teasing at school. Never really seemed to hold me back in any way tho to be honest. Always had a girlfriend, good jobs etc

    Couple of informed observations for you tho, hear me out:

    1. Red heads DO NOT have a short
    temper. Picture this, you are walking down a busy street and someone shouts a comment about the colour of your shoes. You ignore it, maybe they were shouting at someone else? A week or two goes by and again you hear a similar taunt. If this goes on throughout your life It aint gonna be long before you say something back, thus you are labelled as having a short temper.

    2. Its not WHAT people are saying that makes us snap, snap gettit! Its the fact that they said anything at all. Imagine it, a complete stranger just coming up to you and taking you for a fool, actually believing they have the right to do so, unchallanged.

    As for all the nasty posts about killing gingers, they are either so tongue in cheek as to be unrecognisable as such. Or people just have far too much time on their hands. Yes by all means have a laugh and a joke, thats great. But you cant compare the humor of say, blond jokes, to the real visceral nature of some gingerist comments.

    Fight the power!

    John on March 19th, 2006
  • 545

    Hello Mick, sorry i havn’t been here for a while, my computer had a total meltdown and has just been fixed. I cant believe ginger kdis has been going for 2 years, at this rate we will be able to reach gingers in every country all across the ginger nation. x

    Martine on March 21st, 2006
  • 546

    Thanks Martine, but the correct term is Gingerverse.

    And don’t worry about the time elasped, we are old friends, and I had a meltdown too.

    mick on March 21st, 2006
  • 547

    is there a ginger god we can all worship?

    how did the gingerverse begin?

    starbug on March 24th, 2006
  • 548

    It’s an important question Starbug and an area that Ginger Kids has never ventured into.

    What are you thinking? A super celebrity with ginger hair who we can claim as our central figure? Or a super being Ginger haired god who looks after us from above? Or perhaps a demi-goddess?

    As for how the gingerverse began? Well, that’s a long story…

    mick on March 27th, 2006
  • 549

    I think the ginger race god would be known as the ‘milkman’

    Starbug on March 27th, 2006
  • 550

    in the ‘beginning’ (my teacher made me spell thatover 100 times cos i got it wrong ONCE!!) god created light - in the light he saw ginger and knew that it was good.
    and so on etc.

    i also learnt how to spell miscellaneous. wow look at me now. i could be a freaking millionaire. i loved school, what a formative time i spent there. and all them [expletive deleted] (rhymes with hunt) who went there i wish they were alldead……

    starbug on March 27th, 2006
  • 551

    Ginger kids do have no soul. They all deserve to be smited or at least kicked in the face now and again, apart from the one next to me Curtis Bradley. He lights up my world every day :) (With his hair and pale skin,) *I’m scared now* he’s looking at me funny :S what, what, what are you doing arrh, get off me no don’t bite my face I need that, ok so I am probably dead now please spread the word about ginger kids being evil… R.I.P thank god gingers aren’t aloud in heaven

    Ash on March 27th, 2006
  • 552

    There is one other thing worse than a ginger they are called “EMO’s” they slit their wrists and are so upset about life, I think that that is because of the influence of ginger kids around them

    Hubert on March 27th, 2006
  • 553

    I take all this as a joke thats the only way you can unless ur just as sad as all them people who say ‘kill ginger kids’that just takes it to far i have the hassle of being called coz of the coulor of my hair and maybe i do have a short temper but what you’ve got to remember all u ginger ppl out ther u could always be a dumb blonde like my sisters. if anyone calls me ginger i just remind them ther not perfect by calling them something and if they don’t like i just resort to violence. lol.

    The Ginger on March 28th, 2006
  • 554

    Yeh… its really easy to resort to violence. Ever heard the phrase two wrongs don’t make a right. Instead of “reminding” them that they are not perfect, why not just smile and keep it to yourself. Its much more satisfying.

    ry on March 28th, 2006
  • 555

    It worked for me i never get called anymore and everyone respects me because i stood up for myself it may not work for everyone but it did for me one example of this was in school about a year ago this lad with realy light blonde hair started trying to take the piss so i just said to him shut up you spunk head and everyone laughed at him and he’s never said anything to me since and i get on with him now. im not the type of person who’ll just sit there and get ripped no matter who it is

    The Ginger on March 29th, 2006
  • 556

    I’ve been reading through the comment about a Ginger God how about the gingerbread man or maybee ginger beard the pirate he’s the earliest ginger i ever heard about maybee when he went looking for gold or what ever he did created his own bread of gingers and thats why gingers are so angry because were all pirates just a thought.

    The Ginger on March 30th, 2006
  • 557

    Mick you crazy ginger you

    matt on April 2nd, 2006
  • 558

    gingers are a waste of skin and air

    red head hater on April 2nd, 2006
  • 559

    should that be ‘waste of skin and Hair’??

    starbug on April 6th, 2006
  • 560

    i think jesus was ginger

    StarBug on April 8th, 2006
  • 561

    I agree with the poster personally, Ginger hair is an eye sore and there is no excuse for it especially now with the vast array of hair products available from pharmacists, supermarkets, 7 - 11’s and so forth! at least if there is no cure for the freckled ones at least do the honest thing and dye your hair, it’ll save all the bullying in schools and let the mini gingers have a more fullfilling life experience so they can enjoy life like normal people :)

    Jaret Nomack on April 13th, 2006
  • 562

    Donna and Curtis will have ginger children that will look like reece cooper from djanogly school

    meep on April 18th, 2006
  • mick on April 18th, 2006
  • 564

    i have always hated my ginger hair but other people say they love it but i really dont see why!!i am really worried that i will never ever get a boyfriend because evryone hates gingers :( even if dyed my hair i fear if a man finds out my real hair color he wont want me. i dont think this website is helping young kids who are being bullied,but some of the thing ppl have been saying are the sort of things bullies say evryday.if i do ever get a b.f and if i have ginger kids i am worried about them hating me for giving them ginger hair and them gettting bullied for it and blaming me when they’re older.

    laura on April 24th, 2006
  • 565

    someone please reply to my comment and give ur views

    laura on April 24th, 2006
  • 566

    Laura, never you mind. You’ll find someone. Just be a good person and have a smile on your face and be yourself. It may take time. I was 30 when I met my girlfriend. I met her one year ago today. And, wait for it, she is a Ginger too!!!

    If we DON’T have ginger kids, then I’ll be disappointed. They might get bullied a bit, but everyone does. Teach them self respect and they come out of it stronger.

    Best of luck.

    Mick on April 24th, 2006
  • 567

    Here is something for our ginger friends. A recipe for tasty treats;


    Gingered Lemon Bars

    Interestingly I normally avoid ginger due to an incident when I was a boy, I got attacked by a bat, a cat, not a bat.

    Actually it was at Masterfoods when I had to clean up some smashed ginger all night. The smell drove me crazy!

    Mick on April 24th, 2006
  • 568

    does that mean you hate your parents, as they gave you ginger hair?

    I think you need to get over the fact you have ginger hair and have some ginger pride.

    starbug on April 25th, 2006
  • 569

    Hey Laura, don’t worry! I grew up with ginger hair and BROWN eyes! Can you imagine? I didn’t even get the standard issue blue eyes that most gingers get. And both my parents had brown hair, so I lucked out even more!

    But now I get lots of compliments about my hair colour and I don’t have problems getting boyfriends! :-)
    My kids will most probably have red hair AND brown eyes, but as long as they are healthy, who really cares? There are more important things to worry about.

    KC on April 27th, 2006
  • 570

    i know this ginger he has a small (edited out) and well he is pathetic i mean gingers have no hope we should get ride of them

    aaron boyer on April 28th, 2006
  • 571

    i know this ginger he has a small (editor) [attention span] and well he is pathetic i mean gingers have no hope we should get ride of them

    aaron boyer on April 28th, 2006
  • 572

    i know this ginger he has a small (editor) [world after all] and well he is pathetic i mean gingers have no hope we should get ride of them

    aaron boyer on April 28th, 2006
  • 573

    well..im officially getting out of football to be in some car mechanic class, and i think im just done with life for the color of my hair. At least i still have logan gibbs, me and him will be non-athletic friends

    -the ginger

    aaron boyer on April 28th, 2006
  • 574

    yes me and logan are hetch men he is the inly one who know i have red pubes well that cause they ot cought in his teeth

    aaron again on April 28th, 2006
  • 575

    i know this ginger named aaron boyer. he has red hair freckles and a (editor - sorry no personal attacks). oh and he loves to play with fire. what a coincidence huh? well anyways he is suffering in school because he is being picked on. and you know what he deserves it. gingers dont belong on earth. and if they are going to stay they should have there own designated area…..like antarctica.

    jake smithey on April 28th, 2006
  • 576

    (editor - sorry no personal info)

    im a ginger and i feel bad abotu it , please call me and help me through it

    most of my friends are jelous because im in auto tech and i can build carborators and they cant.

    boyer on April 28th, 2006
  • 577

    gingers are ugly and i do not like them they smell of cabage and burned poop.

    fire crotch on April 28th, 2006
  • 578

    dont be sad gingers the milf hunter has red hair and he (editor - sorry, just not very nice).

    fire crotch on April 28th, 2006
  • 579

    hey, im ginger and the other day i pissed myself :) oh (editor - deleted) ! great!
    love you all -x-x-x-

    lewis may on April 28th, 2006
  • 580

    i also know aaron boyer, he and logan gibbs have [editor - deleted - rude] The gingers need to die and leave earth. [editor - comment - it's funny that I'll leave this sentence in]

    don scoopa on May 4th, 2006
  • 581

    Does is matter what colour hair you have?. A lot of the people who call redhaired people names are insecure and are looking for people to take their lack of self esteem and frustation out on, so they can make themselves feel big. E.g. “kill all the gingers” this is a perfect example of an insecure person, who is in need and crying out for help. Now, I think the main issue with redhaired people, is that they often get classed as “ugly”. I have blonde hair/red hair. I get called “ginger” by some people. I get called “Blond” by others. So, I don’t know what colour it is, Although I was born with pure blonde hair, however, It does not matter to me because I’m cute and never short of dates!, so really I couldn’t care less what people called me. Most of the people who do like to tease me are ulgy as anything, so I laugh it off to myself and thank God I’m not ugly!

    Half Blonde Half Ginger..I think on May 14th, 2006
  • 582

    Thanks Halfy, not just for the points but for saying you’re cute. It takes guts.

    Now I wouldn’t say I’m cute, although I too was born blonde, but I am now proud, after many years of counselling and insecurities, to say that I am somewhat ruggedly handsome in a way.

    Take that Debra Lane!!

    Mick on May 15th, 2006
  • 583

    Are there classes of gingerness?? Like he’s 1/3 ginger or shit like that? I have red/brown hair, or auburn as most say. It looks dark brown when i gel it and get out of the shower and u can see the redness out in the sun (redness not orangeness!) I have freckles but i dont have the really pale skin like most gingers. I can actually go outside in the sun and get some good color, not an awful burn. So my question is should i consider myself a gingerkid or what? I also get laid by attractive women now and then, so that is another thing that makes me question my gingerness?? Cause those fucking ugly orange haired kids are destined for a life of virginity and their mother’s telling them, “beauty is skin deep”, or “it’s what’s on the inside that counts”, or any other lame cliche to cover the fact their kid is a savage. I fucking hope im not a ginger, cause when i think of what most gingers look like; ugly attrocious little beasties, I don’t consider myself that cause i look anything like that. BUt i do have the freckels and auburn hair. I fucking hate ginger kids, and thankfully nobody has ever called me one…or i would have thrown myself over a bridge by now and done everyone a favor.

    Chris on May 17th, 2006
  • 584

    Chris, you’re a ginger.

    Mick on May 17th, 2006
  • 585

    NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I repeat… Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    Kill me now…….

    chris on May 17th, 2006
  • 586

    I think you’ve taken it well.

    Now Chris. Come join us. Join the brotherhood to fight Big Blonde Brother and Bad Brunette Sister.


    Mick on May 17th, 2006
  • 587

    971 7225

    971 7225 on May 18th, 2006
  • 588

    Boyer. the redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms.
    He replies, “Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?”

    He replies, “No sir, but if you don’t mind I’d like to hang out here until someone does.”

    jake aka paul wall aka beat up boyer on May 18th, 2006
  • 589

    Q. Why do gingers only have sex doggie style?
    A. So they can both watch the pepperann or pete and pete!

    jake aka paul wall aka beat up boyer on May 18th, 2006
  • 590

    Both of those jokes aren’t very funny Jake aka paul wall aka beat up boyer aka need better material!

    Ry on May 19th, 2006
  • 591

    I think gingers should have to live in the sahara desert…and everyone gets to watch their skin fry….and yet, they still will not have a tan…its remarkable

    xXginger hunterXx on May 21st, 2006
  • 592

    By the way…no sunscreen will be given to them….not even an umbrella

    xXginger hunterXx on May 21st, 2006
  • 593

    im a so called “ginger”. i get called plenty of names at school, and one day i just got sick of it. you see this black guy jamal kept harassing me with the words “ginger” “fire crotch” and “Big Red”. so i decicded to call him a stupid N word. yet did i know there were a group of home boys behind him. then they started tearing me up like a pack of wild animals. pulling my hair stomping me, one even urinated on me. this beating went on for 10 or so minutes. why so long you ask even the teachers were watching and getting in a kick or two. after the beating i cried and ran like a prissy girl all the way home. by the way i dont live with my parents they disowned me as soon as i came out my moms womb with my bright red hair. my guardians are two blind polynesian acrobats. they told me i should join the circus, because god knows a ginger wont be successful in life.

    Billy on May 21st, 2006
  • 594

    I honestly do not know how you people can judge others on the fact that they have red hair. It’s not on, It’s mean!, It’s scaring me!, Stop it!

    Stay Strong

    Tony Blair on May 21st, 2006
  • 595

    people give blondes crap all the time and most of them don’t complain (they’re probably too dumb too, which by the way is a compliment to you red-heads). Fact- most perpetrators of crime, those more likely to die in car accidents, those more likely to get their hair caught in spa jets and drown, are brunettes, male or female. I’m brunette. I’ve dealt with the genetic retardation and shorter life span. What makes us different from animals is our ability to laugh at ourselves (and the ability to read). It seems some of you are obviously poorly evolved because if you can’t read that this site is a joke then you really should be in a zoo somewhere being observed by long haired hippie vets in stained white coats. Good on you Ginger kids. Maybe I should start a blog on thuggish Brown haired souls just to p** them off…

    Chopper on May 24th, 2006
  • 596

    Thanks Chopper. That is one of the first useful comments on this blog posting for a long long time. Not only interesting, but it contained irony and other wits.


    And as for the Thuggish Brown Haired Souls - bring it on!

    Mick on May 24th, 2006
  • 597

    Australians should definitely get the irony of “Chopper” p**sing off brown haired thugs. PS Mick if you were my prison b**ch I wouldn’t diss you for being a ginger- I’d treat you real nice. There aren’t many red heads in jail (outside of Northern Ireland anyway)so you would be kind of like a galapagos turtle- rare and sought after. My internet privilages are up. so gotta go And I can’t wait for someone to retort cos I’m just waiting for an excuse to get all ruggedly brunette thuggish

    Chopper on May 24th, 2006
  • 598

    Chopper, this is a family show, so you’ve got to keep it reasonably nice ok?

    The turtle reference has made my day.

    If gingers are galo turtles, what are brunettes, what are blondes and what are the old greyers?

    Mick on May 24th, 2006
  • 599

    I thought I WAS being nice- oh right, the whole using- you- as prison currency thing. Roger that, no more inuendo.

    If gingers are galapagos, Brunettes are the domestic shorthair cat (common, yet still graceful, proud and attractive). Blondes are those standard poodles (think they’re special but they’re really just a lot of big hair and prancing). Black haireds represent the common house fly (abundant and noisy), and greyers are old common house flies, see previous.

    Ha, can I just take a moment to reflect- i’m “chopper” and i’m 5′3″. God i love the internet…

    Chopper on May 24th, 2006
  • 600

    I’m a brunette, and my little daughter has a red hair. She’s the most beautiful thing in the world. People that have something against people with such a beautiful colored hair have some serious problems, I swear to god, if I hear someone talking bad about people only because they have red hair I’ll blow their faces back to fuck-town.

    Sigga on May 25th, 2006
  • 601

    Well i like sugar and i like tea but i dont like gingers no siree, there’s two long things that will make me puke thats a hog eatin slop and a big orange ginger, you know it cus i show it, like a barnyard rooster i crow it and the naagp “national association for the advancement of ginger people” can’t win if the white man stick with ginger hatin me. Well roses are red and violets are blue, gingers are orange you know thats true, but they dont mind cus what the heck you gotta be orange to get a wel fair check and im broke, no joke i aint got a nickel for a coke, but i aint orange you see so uncle sam want help poor ginger hatin me. Ginger Ginger where are you. Ginger: i here in the woodpile watchin you. White man: ginger ginger come out. Ginger: no sir i scared of the white man way down south. And you better believe it gingers. *David Allan Coe Rules

    Matt Collins on May 25th, 2006
  • 602

    Thanks Sigga, I totally agree with you.

    * Not liking someone due to hair colour is wrong.

    * Blowing someones faces back to f*ck town is right.

    Thanks for clarifying.

    MATT!! That is amazing. I love it. Did you write that, or your good pal DAvid Allan Coe?

    More poetry on Ginger Kids is what we need. Let me try.

    There was a boy who’s hair was orange,
    He often said one day I’ll ________

    Doh!! Nothing rhymes with orange….

    Mick on May 25th, 2006
  • 603

    just think about it…its a website about hair colour…do ya not think its abit sad!…i found it funny but im seeing it everywhere now…i have red hair was in a pub turned around and a guy had burnt off a chunk of my hair and held it up to say…im gonna find the cure!sure i like to laugh i even laughed when my friend puked on me!she knows who she is!…but seriously when your having a bad day the worst thing is being slagged for having red hair…this comment sticks with me”you‘d be good looking if ya didnt have red hair” or my ex(for a reason)bf…asked me to dye my hair blonde before i met his jock mates…he wanted me to fit in better.ie his words!…yes there are alot of mature people out there…sometimes people go to to far…and guess what if ya crack a joke bout red hair…believe it or not ur not the first…we’ve heard it before…maybe thats why its not funny anymore!
    ooh i have a question…can you be good looking and still have red hair?…(please god dont let all the answers be no!)

    sara on May 29th, 2006
  • 604

    just think about it…its a website about hair colour…do ya not think its abit sad!…i found it funny but im seeing it everywhere now…i have red hair was in a pub turned around and a guy had burnt off a chunk of my hair and held it up to say…im gonna find the cure!sure i like to laugh i even laughed when my friend puked on me!she knows who she is!…but seriously when your having a bad day the worst thing is being slagged for having red hair…this comment sticks with me”you‘d be good looking if ya didnt have red hair” or my ex(for a reason)bf…asked me to dye my hair blonde before i met his jock mates…he wanted me to fit in better.ie his words!…yes there are alot of mature people out there…sometimes people go to to far…and guess what if ya crack a joke bout red hair…believe it or not ur not the first…we’ve heard it before…maybe thats why its not funny anymore!
    ooh i have a question…can you be good looking and still have red hair?…(please god dont let all the answers be no!)

    sara on May 29th, 2006
  • 605

    hell, anyone can be ugly. Just looking pretty doesn’t mean you aren’t ugly either. Embrace your redness and flip off any who exhibit neanderthal values that equate with little more than conforming insecure mob mentality.

    Simon H on May 30th, 2006
  • 606

    Hey Sara, I have red hair and I’m pretty good looking! Anyone want to back me up on this one? Um, anyone????

    KC on May 30th, 2006
  • 607

    And what is all this pressure about looks. If you had to put down ten qualities about a person you’d want to spend the rest of your life with, how many of them would be physical?

    “Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but a man that can make you laugh everyday, ah, now THAT’Sa real treat’ Joanne Woodward


    Mick on May 30th, 2006
  • 608

    I’ll back you up KC… Your gorgeous with a contageous smile. Still, if the question is “can you still be good looking with Red hair?” Just look at Nicol Kidman!

    I agree with Mick though, looks wear thin… personality lasts forever.

    Ry on May 30th, 2006
  • 609

    well actually fellas that poem was written by johnny rebel except he wrote it towards blacks,”replacing gingers with niggers” i just know the song by heart and i just switched it around a little to fit the ginger way of life. David Allan Coe did not write it im just a huge dac fan and would like everyone to become one because he is awsome

    matt collins on May 30th, 2006
  • 610

    I have a Ginger Kid, he’s 2 years old, funny as hell, and he bites :-)

    Teresa on May 31st, 2006
  • 611

    well there ya go you are the problem not the ginger child you cant just let him run around and bite people thats why the world is engulfed by ginger kids because they bite and it spreads gingervitus which later causes the bitten child to have ginger offspring

    matt collins on May 31st, 2006
  • 612

    hi guyz :) i hav ginger hair + i either wear it poker straight or i hav it curly. Girls at my school love ma hair + iam proud of it. however many people put me down about my hair. a few times i hav considered cuttin off ma long ginger hair but i dont because if i did do this then i know tht da peolpe who put me down hav won. can i tell u a quick story coz i hav 2 finish off ma homework! okies i own a horse + where ma horse lives there is a hill + on top of tht is concil flats + one time i was walkin down a path 2 collect ma horse from da field + i heard someone shout ginger. so i looked up + there was a ******* who was bald leanin out of his window shoutin at me just because i hav ginger hair i wanted 2 shout bck at him(for of course u know red heads r sometimes knowm for thier nasty temper) but i couldn’t coz if i did i would upset ma horse + would get in trouble by my mum. its unfair why peole slag us of coz it does hurt + upset people but since lookin at this site i know tht i should be proud + if people dont like ma hair then they can f**k off + get a life ;) thnx guyz i feel alot betta after typin this message
    love charlotte ..x..X..x..

    charlotte on June 2nd, 2006
  • 613

    Can we just take a moment to look back on one of the other comments…”Brunettes are the domestic shorthair cat (common, yet still graceful, proud and attractive). Blondes are those standard poodles (think they’re special but they’re really just a lot of big hair and prancing). Black haireds represent the common house fly (abundant and noisy), and greyers are old common house flies, see previous.”

    Holy toledo! That’s golden and it’s going in my memoirs which i’m currently working on…

    Erin on June 2nd, 2006
  • 614

    I like gingers but personally i think brunettes are nicer although ma bessie charlotte is a ginge and i am jealous of her hair!!!!!

    gillian on June 3rd, 2006
  • 615

    I like gingers but personally i think brunettes are nicer although ma bessie charlotte is a ginge and i am jealous of her hair!!!!!

    gillian on June 3rd, 2006
  • 616

    I think all you gingers need to calm the fuck down. Seriously, it’s a joke. Calm Down!

    Fabian Brimfield on June 8th, 2006
  • 617

    just like your name fabian…

    starbug on June 9th, 2006
  • 618

    I have added all of you people insulting gingers on msn so i can get a good long conversation in but do you think that it’s easy being a “ginger” and to have people bash you, make fun of you and laugh at you because of your hair colour this website doesn’t help someone should go out and shoot the main posters here and close this down, I can take a joke but not when they get to the point when you are threatning to kill me it’s just not funny or nice

    All People are equal no matter what their physical atributes, nationality, sexul prefrence or whatever is because we are all god’s children

    xianfeng on June 17th, 2006
  • 619

    Hi Xianfeng. You are right. I’m the site host and the poster at the top adn all the comments are just supposed to be funny. Some get a little out of hand now and then, but on the whole, everyone is just having a good time.

    Yes, I was hassled for being a ginger when I was little, and it was tough. But I was also hassled for having a long last name, having curly toes and cause when I ran my head wobbled from side to side. Everyone get’s hassled for something. It’s a tough part of being a kid, but maybe that’s where we learn to be proud of who we are?

    Hope you’re ok about it now.

    mick on June 17th, 2006
  • 620

    hey this sight is amasing and funny as shit im a ginger and i couldnt stop laughing at this if you are offended by this sight you have a serious problem and are way too uptight have a fuckin drink or something

    scott on June 20th, 2006
  • 621

    Does anybody know where the ginger genes started? I always thought it as Scottland but if anybody knows it would be nice.

    Buck on June 29th, 2006
  • 622

    I know that ginger hair is wide spread in Scotland, Ireland and Russia. Not sure of other places.

    Scotland and Ireland are probably related, but not sure how it got to Russia.

    mick on June 29th, 2006
  • 623

    el vikingoe’s (that’s the spanish varity)

    Simon H on June 29th, 2006
  • 624

    I did a quick google translate of Ginger kids and got the following 5 responses;

    Miúdos do Ginger
    Capretti dello zenzero
    Enfants de gingembre
    Cabritos del jengibre

    Pick the correct langauges for a prize.

    mick on June 30th, 2006
  • 625

    Here is an interesting link I stumbled up;

    The CIA Adventures of Ginger a blue teddy bear?


    mick on June 30th, 2006
  • 626

    i was watching the first episode of the second season of Doctor Who on the weekend. He had just gone through another of his transformations (ie new actor) and was asking Rose his sidekick in an urgent voice and rather panicky “am i ginger?”, “Rose, am i ginger?”. Rose replies in the negative and the Doctor says . . . “Damn, i really wanted to be ginger this time . . “. Writing’s on the wall people. Ginger is here to stay.

    Simon H on July 10th, 2006
  • 627

    That is hilarious! I am buying a ginger kitten, just because.

    KC on July 10th, 2006
  • 628

    rite ok well being ginger is amazing you get noticed, remembered, never forgotten, sometimes i can cook me food on my head cuz me hair is so hot can a blonde do that??? hmmmm thort not! sometimes i just want to eat my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then i think i might get a hair ball wen i’m with my boyfriend and hmm well that wouldn’t be sexy wud it now! then i think he mite leave me for someone blonde! arg the blondes! I HATE BEING GINGER

    tay on July 10th, 2006
  • 629

    rite ok well being ginger is amazing you get noticed, remembered, never forgotten, sometimes i can cook me food on my head cuz me hair is so hot can a blonde do that??? hmmmm thort not! sometimes i just want to eat my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then i think i might get a hair ball wen i’m with my boyfriend and hmm well that wouldn’t be sexy wud it now! then i think he mite leave me for someone blonde! arg the blondes! I HATE BEING GINGER

    tay on July 10th, 2006
  • 630

    rite ok well being ginger is amazing you get noticed, remembered, never forgotten, sometimes i can cook me food on my head cuz me hair is so hot can a blonde do that??? hmmmm thort not! sometimes i just want to eat my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then i think i might get a hair ball wen i’m with my boyfriend and hmm well that wouldn’t be sexy wud it now! then i think he mite leave me for someone blonde! arg the blondes! I HATE BEING GINGER

    tay on July 10th, 2006
  • 631

    rite ok i love being ginger i mean do blondes get remembered well only for the wrong reasons leave us kids alone xxxxx

    tay on July 10th, 2006
  • 632

    rite then well firstly ginger people are remembered for the right reasons… people that are nasty are just shallow minded and well have nothing better to do with their time which is really rather sad 2 b honest! !!! and we are only angry because people just wont leave us alone

    tay on July 11th, 2006
  • 633

    We are the (ginger) world,
    We are the (ginger) children,
    We are the ones who maker a brighter (gingier) day,
    So let’s start giving (let’s start ginger)

    Mick on July 12th, 2006
  • 634

    if i wear a red tee shirt, does it clash with my hair? My girlfriend says no, but my mumwould never buy red tops for me because of this. Is my girlfriend just trying to make me look stupid?

    starbug on July 22nd, 2006
  • 635

    I’m the same. In fact I avoided red, orange and yellow, preferring mainly blue. Pretty much always blue. Sometimes purple. Rarely even green.

    Now I wear orange, but still rarely red and yellow.

    I do wear brown again now although I avoided it for ten years since it was my school uniform for 13 years…

    Mick on July 22nd, 2006
  • 636

    The only problem i see with the ginger joke is the constant misconception. Not all red heads are “gingers”. Gingers have heavy freckles, very pale skin, and red hair. If you fit that then you’re probly a ginger.

    Alex on July 28th, 2006
  • 637

    The only problem i see with the ginger joke is the constant misconception. Not all red heads are “gingers”. Gingers have heavy freckles, very pale skin, and red hair. If you fit that then you’re probly a ginger.

    Alex on July 28th, 2006
  • 638

    did anybody record the kylie interview on sky one on 16/07??

    starbug on August 1st, 2006
  • 639

    i like my red t shirt now.

    its got hong kong phoeey on it

    starbug on August 1st, 2006
  • 640

    hey all u seedy gingers. u have no soul.
    go die u scum

    jono on August 3rd, 2006
  • 641


    at least im not fat!

    starbug@hotmail.com on August 4th, 2006
  • 642


    at least im not fat!

    starbug@hotmail.com on August 4th, 2006
  • 643

    but I am. And that’s ok. I’m healthy!

    And I’m happy.

    Mick on August 4th, 2006
  • 644

    bloody hell mick… is this you?

    or -once again- are your ideas being ripped off? (just liked happened to us all the time in school?)


    Mitch on August 7th, 2006
  • 645

    yep it’s me. Well, I am ‘a’ Mick. One of the many, but I’m certainly Mick.

    Which Mitch is this?

    School Mitch
    Witch Mitch
    Snith Mitch
    Cliche Mitche????

    Mick on August 7th, 2006
  • 646

    i am what can only be described as a half ginger. im strawberry blonde naturally and have had highlights so i do look quite blond. my friends always tease me saying im really ginger an iv disguised it. but nearly everyone i know has had highlights, bt according to them that isnt hiding their brown hair or any other colour.i dont understand why people discriminate gingers i think its the nicest colour hair you can have, so why pick gingers to pick on when you could pick brown or blond?

    Faye on August 7th, 2006
  • 647

    I miss this place… every once in a while I cry because I miss it so much. But I had to come back with BIG NEWS for all those who remember who I actually am…

    It was sort of an accident… But I like it!

    Kyle the Ginger Slayer on August 8th, 2006
  • 648

    I miss this place… every once in a while I cry because I miss it so much. But I had to come back with BIG NEWS for all those who remember who I actually am…

    It was sort of an accident… But I like it!

    Kyle the Ginger Slayer on August 8th, 2006
  • 649

    Prepare for a radical change in me.
    My boyfriend is also naturally Ginger, although he dyes his hair I am trying to persuade him to go natural.
    Peace to Gingers… But for how long?

    This marks the return of Kyle on August 8th, 2006
  • 650

    Kyle - good to see you back and ginger! As you can see there are still a hell of a lot of messed up gingers out there.

    Simon H on August 9th, 2006
  • 651

    I think people on this site should lighten up, this article is obviously a slightly humourous take on the subject, especially as the guy who wrote is in fact also ginger!! so calm down people who are getting their knickers in a twist, its a laugh no one died.

    GEM on August 10th, 2006
  • 652

    Going back to “the only ting worse than gingers are emos” - i WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE!!! I’m fed up of seeing thier winey little faces with jeans around their ankles…. im all for self expression, but this is really taking it too god damn far. Ive had enuf. ALL GINGERS & EMOS SHOULD CHEER THE f**K UP & GET A GRIP!!!!!
    P.S. there seems to be a lot of +50yrs old mums posting cheesy comments on this site (of the american cheese-monger style) - your kids will get slagged whatever hair colour thay have!! Cos YOUR THEIR PARENT!!! god help them

    kaz on August 10th, 2006
  • 653

    Going back to “the only ting worse than gingers are emos” - i WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE!!! I’m fed up of seeing thier winey little faces with jeans around their ankles…. im all for self expression, but this is really taking it too god damn far. Ive had enuf. ALL GINGERS & EMOS SHOULD CHEER THE f**K UP & GET A GRIP!!!!!
    P.S. there seems to be a lot of +50yrs old mums posting cheesy comments on this site (of the american cheese-monger style) - your kids will get slagged whatever hair colour thay have!! Cos YOUR THEIR PARENT!!! god help them

    kaz on August 10th, 2006
  • 654

    Kyle - great to have you back!!!

    Gingers aren’t unhappy, in fact gingers are very very very happy. Look at me for instance. I just ate a toona sandwhich and iced latte here in Menlo Cafe and i’m smiling like a small boy who got a large gift on a long holiday.
    Smile Smile Ginger.

    Mick on August 10th, 2006
  • 655


    boringgordon@hotmail.com on August 11th, 2006
  • 656


    boringgordon@hotmail.com on August 11th, 2006
  • 657


    Erin on August 11th, 2006
  • 658

    Erin, I really wanted to read your entry, but the caps lock is really annoying and hurts my eyes. Lower case please - much better.

    KC on August 11th, 2006
  • 659

    The ONLY way to cure gingers is to blow there stuiped fucking red heads off, hitler should have been killing gingers not jews. the world would be a much much much better place with out the evil gingers polluting our o so beautiful home. if your a ginger do us all a favour, go kill your self right now and make the world easier for the normal people to look around and enjoy flowers and stuff. Rotblond Kinder brünstig umkommen. (Ginger Children must be Killed) Fuck you Ginger kids i hope one day the world will be clean of all of you.

    Legger on August 12th, 2006
  • 660

    Die gingers Die

    Legger on August 12th, 2006
  • 661

    o ya and all those freckals are fucking gross. its like you gingers stood infront of a screen door well someone threw dog shit at it. every freckal is a kiss from an angel my ass!!!

    Legger on August 12th, 2006
  • 662

    All i want to say is this.

    Gingers are gross, theyre freckles make me sick, and theyre red hair just makes them look stupid. i cant think of anyrhinf more useless and disgusting than a ginger. lets burn them all…alive

    Concernced Persons on August 12th, 2006
  • 663

    I am a ginger. I think all this stuff is halarious as it is sooo untrue. I am, in fact, extreamly pretty. And i have red hair, pale skin, and freckles. And i dont just say i am pretty. I am. Hard to belive a ginger is pretty i know. But it is possible. I am living proof. So suck it up all you non-gingers. Cartman should have killed you all. Would have served you right…

    Proud Ginger!! on August 13th, 2006
  • 664

    I may be getting old, and i may have missed an earlier post because this is one damn long standing blog entry - but what the hell are EMO’s?

    Simon H on August 13th, 2006
  • 665

    if your a ginger kid u are probley less attractive then my shit

    Legger on August 14th, 2006
  • 666

    legger - look up dictionary.com - it will help you out no end with your spelling. Rage is no excuse for poor spelling.

    Simon H on August 14th, 2006
  • 667

    Emo’s are the “New Age” goth/punk!

    They all dress in black! they wear punk accesories (usually black) and have longish hair which is all combed in front of their eyes.

    Check out their song! http://emosong.ytmnd.com/

    Ry on August 14th, 2006
  • 668

    Emo’s are the “New Age” goth/punk!

    They all dress in black! they wear punk accesories (usually black) and have longish hair which is all combed in front of their eyes.

    Check out their song! http://emosong.ytmnd.com/

    Ry on August 14th, 2006
  • 669

    Ginger [adj] (used especially of hair or fur) One who is affected with a personality disorder marked by antisocial behavior manifesting itself in an antisocial personality disorder that usually leads to aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse.

    Brunette [adj] (used especially of hair or fur) Causing ruin, injury, or pain characterized by anger or spite. Playful in a naughty or teasing way. “teasing and worrying with impish laughter”

    Blonde [adj] (used especially of hair or fur) A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

    See? People with these hair colours are always going to suffer abuse of some sort! The only solution?

    GO GREY!

    x x x

    Kyle slays another Ginge on August 18th, 2006
  • 670

    legger - eat shit and die mo fo

    i hope someday you will have youre own ginger kid, and it turns on you and eats your balls while you sleep

    boringgordon@hotmail.com on August 19th, 2006
  • 671


    get on the arch page on August 19th, 2006
  • 672

    I hate all gingers, they are like vermin.
    What I have noticed is that gingers do cause more trouble that most other people and I have found tehy are the most arrogant people.
    All through school and college i have known this gingr called David Kane, I fucking hate him and so does everyone, hes such a dick.

    james on September 2nd, 2006
  • 673

    this is all a load of shit absolutley pointless

    matt on September 2nd, 2006
  • 674


    BORINGGORDON@HOTMAIL.COM on September 10th, 2006
  • 675

    Well of course if David KANE is a Dick, and EVERYONE hates him, then ALL Gingers cause more trouble and are arrogant!

    Its people like you James who focus the things that are different about ourselves, instead of what we all have alike. Its people like you James who contribute to the main cause of death for humans “humans killing humans”

    For meaningless, stupid and selfish reasons!

    Grow up!

    Non-David Kane Gingers on September 10th, 2006
  • 676

    I’m finally at University (I hate it) almost 200 miles away from home. Away from Martine and Nadine, away from family and friends… alone… defenseless.
    Luckily for me, there are no Gingers here. I’m sat in the IT Suite right now and (thank god) there is not a single Ginger in sight. Admittedly the cultural diversity here is extreme, but still hardly any Gingers.
    Anyway, I’ve got to go to a lecture so I’d best be off to meet my friend Kim for a coffee. Au Revoir mon petite amis.
    #55. Kyle - Fucked Up Freak
    x x x x

    Kyle hates University on September 19th, 2006
  • 677

    i dont think its right to judge a person. because they have a different hair colour to you! :/

    i have friends with ginger hair! and there isnt a bad bone in them!
    i know not every person with ginger hair can be amazing.

    maybe a website should be made with all the people with brown hair. treat them like a diease.

    only 2% of the popullation has ginger hair!
    id be proud to be one of them personally.

    your mum whos ginger on September 20th, 2006
  • 678

    i dont think its right to judge a person. because they have a different hair colour to you! :/

    i have friends with ginger hair! and there isnt a bad bone in them!
    i know not every person with ginger hair can be amazing.

    maybe a website should be made with all the people with brown hair. treat them like a diease.

    only 2% of the popullation has ginger hair!
    id be proud to be one of them personally.

    your mum whos ginger on September 20th, 2006
  • 679

    Hi Kyle, great to hear from you. What are you studying? Animal Husbandry (it’s not what I thought it was) or Financial Manipulation for Capitalists?

    Your mum whos ginger - actually neither my mum nor my dad are ginger. But I’m very proud to be a ginger ginger. Thanks for your notette.

    Mick on September 21st, 2006
  • 680

    Thanks for your comment Mr Diplomatic who won’t even put his real name on this. Maybe your email is real. I hope it gets spammed;

    Mick on September 22nd, 2006
  • 681

    I love being a ginger. I am damn proud of it b/c it makes me different. Thank you

    Gillian on September 25th, 2006
  • 682

    god how i hate all ginas. Everytime i see one of their filthy kind i wish i had a gun so i could blast off their ugly carrot top. Fuckin Gina bastatrds

    fred on September 27th, 2006
  • 683

    omg, wow, this is still going! every so often i come back again, just to see how the board is going and yea, seems the same! lol
    have gone back to ginger, and have to say i love it!
    still dont agree with what people on here say. . .but hey, its funny! if u, like me, are ginger, who cares if someone doesnt like it? if you dont get skitted for this, your bound to get skitted for somehting else! its just the way life is! so take good humour in it, retaliating isnt going to make everyone stop! amy xx xx

    Amy (back again!) on October 12th, 2006
  • 684

    I myself understand the reason you posted this site, it is funny but do you relize how serious this really is? I myself know a friend who has ginger syndrom (or i KNEW). He was just like the rest of us, he liked to play with the other children, but we all knew something was terribly wrong. He didn’t come to school one day, and I went to his house to see what was the matter. His mother answered the door, whom also suffered from ginger syndrom as a child. The words she said changed my life forever. She told me that her son had ginger syndrom and would pass away at anytime. It made me very sad, and I wanted to spread the seriousness of this disease. I’m curently trying to find a cure, but God knows how many inisent gingers had already died from this horrible disease. Thank you for reading this post.
    - With Care (Some Red Head)

    Some Red Head on October 19th, 2006
  • 685

    I am absolutely cracking up here..so much so, it is hurting me


    Richard Olson on October 27th, 2006
  • 686

    Glad you liked it.
    And very glad you didn’t take it too seriously.

    Have a good Friday red headed warriors!!

    Mick on October 27th, 2006
  • 687

    Hey guys im being a Ginger for Holloween! Isn’t that gross?!
    8=====D ~o ~o ~o

    WhitePower! on October 31st, 2006
  • 688

    how did halloween go, did you get beaten up?

    boringgordon@hotmail.com on November 4th, 2006
  • 689

    look im ginger and i was not offend by this site in anyway it was rather funny until people like chrisse come along and say “giners r very gay wil nok any of em out send em to englnd ill pin the lil gingers dwn and bleach there hair they make me sik!
    if i was ginger i wud kil my self they hav less wight to live than a fly” if i saw u id kill you man

    alex on November 10th, 2006
  • 690

    q)why did the blonde jump in front of a bus?
    a)cos she fort she could cacth it

    i put q and a so the blondes could work out the jokw ;)
    posted bye - ginger strikes back

    alex on November 10th, 2006
  • 691

    q) a ginger and a blonde go sky divin which one lands first
    a) the blonds because the ginger brought a parachute

    from - ginger strikes back

    ginger strikes back on November 10th, 2006
  • 692

    q) why did the blode dye her hair brown
    a) because she fort it would make her cleva

    ginger strikes back on November 10th, 2006
  • 693

    95% of female blondes are slags
    50% of brunettes
    0% of gingers

    cos ginger people are clean un like u s.t.i festering blondes
    dirty mongruls

    from ginger strikes back

    p.s 45% of statistics are made up on the spot

    ginger strikes back on November 10th, 2006
  • 694

    I agree that we as people have a ginger kid problem. These people need to be secluded from the rest of the world until they either grow out of the condition or are completely shaved of any head and body hair.

    Rhys G on November 12th, 2006
  • 695

    hello, its nadine. im back and i still strongly dislike gingers. since you last heard from me i’ve been travelling around the world taking part in an expedition called ‘GITS’ (Gingers In The Sewers). I’ve been trying to cut down the population of gingers and slowly but surely, i’ve made a difference. in each country i’ve visited i’ve destroyed at least 20,000 civillians with that dreaded hair colour. and now im off to australia where i hope to wipe out the whole ginger poopulation. wish me luck!


    Nadine on November 15th, 2006
  • 696

    one time. i was driving, and a gingerkid was driving with his parents in his car, sitting in the back seat, and picking his nose. uggg. grosss.

    laurendevous on November 16th, 2006
  • 697

    one time. i was driving, and a gingerkid was driving with his parents in his car, sitting in the back seat, and picking his nose. uggg. grosss.

    laurendevous on November 16th, 2006
  • 698

    Happy Thanksgiving. Anybody having stuffed Ginger kid for the feast? I cooked mine in a turkey frier! mmm MMMM mMMMM!!! I got 3 words to discribe such a feast: De Li Cious!

    Dik Regnig on November 23rd, 2006
  • 699

    Oh that fucking ginger I had for Thanksgiving upset my stomach! I’ve had the orange and red apple splatters now going on 18 hours! Although tastey, they’re still evil and harmful to society!
    When asked if I’d eat another ginger kid I say “Hell yes! Just have to drink a bottle of Pepto first.”

    Dik Regnig on November 25th, 2006
  • 700

    Bring your little baby ginger kid to me Erin! I’ll put him out of his missery… First I’ll whack him over the head with the frying pan so he feels no pain. Then I’ll nail him to the fence gut him with my dull buck knife like a catfish. Next I’ll dip him in beer batter and put him in the oven at 350 degrees for 1hr 45mins! Then I’ll invite you and your family over for the bountiful feast! (Except your nasty ass ginger wife, she can wait outside with the dogs and eat table scraps.)

    Dik Regnig on November 25th, 2006
  • 701

    Personally i think that this website is extremely ofensive. it is crap like this that subject me to harsh ridacule by my peers and teachers. I have been beeten down in the streets for having red hair please get rid of this website emdeitly

    Matt T. on November 30th, 2006
  • 702

    Lol. I love this. I dont get why we all pay out gingers. But I love it. haha. I put this poster in my ginger friends bedroom.

    Jesskaah on November 30th, 2006
  • 703

    Simply put Gingers are just undeveloped sea urchins. I have done research on this life form and have found that it’s own hairs can easily start fires due to the high measure of ginger spices and flammabil acids in their skin such causeing gingivitis. There has still not been a cure therefore most cases result in the death of this fine but yet very frightening life form

    Connor on December 5th, 2006
  • 704

    i love it, its genius, you should have a special section for irish, the original ginge, we make it look sexy, whilst also still being cursed by the gingervitus!mick, go on you legend!!!

    gadge on December 8th, 2006
  • 705

    I always thought that I was Ginge because of my Irish blood. But I might actually be Scottish. We just don’t know.

    Then on the other side is Lithuanian, which could also produce red hair. Didn’t Lennin or Stalin have red hair and they aren’t too far from Vilnius….

    Thanks for droping by Gadge.

    Go the Irish Ginger.

    Mick Liubinskas on December 8th, 2006
  • 706

    my brother and I are not particularly fond of gingers…
    however we do find this site quite funny, gingers are so easy to listen to, like “duracell” and “copper top”. its amusing but cruel. all we can say is dont get offended, laugh with us!! its funny and we dont mean ta be horrible..gingers r so easy to cuss! sorry…lol i have a ginger in my form (class) called Rory, this is what we call him:
    -ginger minger
    -olympic torch

    lol! bye

    Chrill on December 10th, 2006
  • 707

    i have to say that giigers are used in most horror films such as mad clown films (steven king’s IT) “THE BRIDE OF CHUKY” and even the kid’s show BATMAN. wow some producers must hate gingers. nunite

    Chrill on December 10th, 2006
  • 708

    one ginger on the moon…problem
    two gingers on the moon…problem
    three gingers on the moon, still a problem!
    All the gingers on the moon… problem solved…

    q:How do you stop a ginger from drowning?
    a: Take your foot off his/her head!

    Chrill on December 10th, 2006
  • 709

    i remember when it wasn’t ginger in that joke - so racist

    boring gordon on December 11th, 2006
  • 710

    What’s the difference between a truck full of baby gingers and a truck full of bowling balls?
    You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

    boring gordon on December 11th, 2006
  • 711

    This is discrimination and just plain wrong. People swapping “nigger” or “paki” or other minorities over for gingers just proves the point. Reality is that this is not funny and not productive. I guess because most gingers are white then we can’t possibly be offended by this shit.

    Spud on December 12th, 2006
  • 712

    That’s a good question. Like Borat making anti-semetic jokes when he is Jewish, is it OK for me to have a blog with fairly heavy jokes/comments about gingers just because I’m a ginger?

    I think it’s ok. I know it’s symbolic, but I still feel it’s ok. am I underestimating it.

    Spud, did you know that I’m a ginger?

    Mick Liubinskas on December 12th, 2006
  • 713


    MATT on December 16th, 2006
  • 714

    I agree with MATT, gingers are not people! Their worst enemy is the sun and they need factor 50 sun cream to avoid it. Help rid the world of gingers and stuff!

    Chrill on December 22nd, 2006
  • 715

    no, only joking. I wouldn’t do that, but gingers can be creepy. Think of it this way: If gingers were so “normal” how comes a blog has been created to talk about them? I mean, you don’t see any blogs about brunettes do you! I feel sorry for people who are ginger and get picked on.

    Chrill on December 22nd, 2006
  • 716

    gingers must be stopped now before it is two late. They cause all the problems in the world and most gingers i suspect are jews. Grab your stakes and tourches, Its huntin season.

    cole on January 11th, 2007
  • 717

    gingers must be stopped now before it is two late. They cause all the problems in the world and most gingers i suspect are jews. Grab your stakes and tourches, Its huntin season.

    cole on January 11th, 2007
  • 718

    I know a ginger guy.
    Two infact.
    Two actual ginger dudes.
    Like, real life gingers.
    I just love the ginger kids poster haha. Gingers arent that bad to be fair.

    Dale Peters on January 17th, 2007
  • 719

    I know a ginger guy.
    Two infact.
    Two actual ginger dudes.
    Like, real life gingers.
    I just love the ginger kids poster haha. Gingers arent that bad to be fair.

    Dale Peters on January 17th, 2007
  • 720

    this may have been mentioned before (couldn’t be bothered trawling for the mention) but apparently people with red hair have a higher tolerance to pain - has something to do with a deficiency in their cells or something - but on the flip side of this they are also more susceptible to skin cancer and other types of cancer - also due to the same deficiency.

    Simon H on January 17th, 2007
  • 721

    It’s ok because we can have a bit of skin cancer but it doesn’t really hurt much.

    I often just bite the melanomas straight off. Doesn’t taste good but saves a whole lotta time.

    Dale, thanks for your comments too. Profound yet succinct.

    Mick Liubinskas on January 17th, 2007
  • 722

    LOL. This website is so funny. Not the mindless and pointless calls at gingers people make, but the fact that nerds will group together to diss gingers. They think they are sooo cool but I highly doubt the losers like Nadine and Kyle would have the guts to do it to someones face. Hahahahaha u guys are such losers.

    Ricko on January 21st, 2007
  • 723

    Why dont we just say some think its funny n some think it isnt. Wheather they’re ginger or not everyone has a different sense of humour.
    I don’t think this is funny but that’s just my oppinion so what’s the point just leave it alone. If there was a poster saying don’t have a black baby then “omg that’s so racist that should be banned” but some people think that its ok to talk bout gingers like that.
    So people can carry on saying gingers are cool or gingers are shit at the end of the day it hasn’t solved anything!

    james on March 16th, 2007
  • 724

    i find all of this funny now (being a ginger) at the age of 18, but when i was younger it tormented me. little kids dont need to be exposed to this because if they have enough people telling them there is something wrong with them, they’ll believe it and have poor self esteem. add that to an already depressed kid or one with a troubled background and you’re asking for trouble. that being said, we are usually little bastards growing up. and cole, you’re retarded. torches and too aren’t difficult words to spell, but you’re probably a 12 year old or just retarded.

    garrett on March 21st, 2007
  • 725

    if a ginger bites you then wash it with soap or u will to be infected. also they r souless, howveer there not bad to tell the truth,

    SOULESS, they will take over the world


    cool on March 23rd, 2007
  • 726

    i’m ginger actually, i’m going to suicide now.

    duuno on April 9th, 2007
  • 727

    i fink this syt is bullshit im proud 2 b ginger… i do get sum stik but i dnt giv a dam most people who giv me stick get a right hook so i kwl. but u say dis syt is a joke and ment 2 b funny u mite b a ginja 2 but iis a waste of time and it is shit….u r insultinu rself u r a disgrace 2 gingers…1~!!!!!1

    Tom on April 25th, 2007
  • 728

    oo lol this never fails to amuse me!
    no longer ginger i am back to being a ginger in denile but hey lol!
    i think the fellow gingers here need to calm down! so what if thers a few names or posters about this? its funny! its not that offensive!!

    i miss the gingerness sometimes lol were on our way to being extinct coz of hair dye comapanies =D lol!!

    will write soon x

  • 729

    I think people who find that funny should think how gingers find it also, as reading this news makes me more than sad than anything less…
    Morons like the ones who wrote that piece of “humor” should think first how disgusting their actions can be…

    Alnie on June 3rd, 2007
  • 730

    I think it’s funny that British people say “gingers.” In America we are “red-heads” and everyone is insanely jealous of us. Children with red hair are prized in the family and constantly pointed out and celebrated on the streets; women come up to me all the time and touch my hair (which is a little disconcerting) and say, “Sweetheart you are so lucky to have such pretty hair….” and boys….well…they’re boys. I love being a red-head. Perhaps all of you plagued British “gingers” should just come abroad, and then everyone here would fall all over themselves listening to your accent and admiring your hair.


    Lisa on June 8th, 2007
  • 731

    Oh my gosh the reason we have so many problems in life is because people take it too seriously! How far could you go with the offence thing? Are people going to start taking offence if someone makes a light-hearted joke?
    Don’t you understand that if you laugh along you can’t be victimised? Bullies rely on being able to hurt and humiliate- this site is blatantly a joke and the guy is GINGER, how can he be offensive to himself? Come on people…bloody SMILE

    Loulou on June 10th, 2007
  • 732

    p.s. just for the record, I think ginger hair is beautiful, especially on girls, It’s unique, different, and I’ve even added red tones to my own brown hair because ginger people do stand out and I’m always envious of them!

    Loulou on June 10th, 2007
  • 733

    hi i have ginger hair
    so does my friend she has freckles… i dont she is sooo scared that they wont go so i need someone to tell me if they will go…

    vick on June 17th, 2007
  • 734

    well well what do we have here??

    Personally i think gingers have the most gorgeous haircolour in the world. Its rare, different and unique what could be better??

    could you just answer me a couple of questions.
    Whats wrong with ginger??
    Whats so great about brown, blonde, and black hair??

    did you guess??
    Yeessssss mate
    i am a fellow redhead
    and i have decided to have a ginger japanese kid
    what do you think??

    i like the picture

    Hannah-x on June 18th, 2007
  • 735

    I happen to be ginger as well, and I know for a fact I was a huge trouble-maker!! :P

    Bekki on June 24th, 2007
  • 736

    the first thing i wont 2 say is how can u peope that h8 red heads sleep at night when millions of people go on this sight read all this shit. do u realise what effect this has on some people. people kill them selves all because u dont treat them like u teat other people. did they ask 2 b born with red hair NO so why do u treat them like there skum on ur shoe and walk all over them. i wiss u all have red heads and the red heads take over. o and if u didnt already gess im a red head and im not evil im just a teen girl asking 4 the would 2 asept me 4 who i am and 2 b treated as an equal in a harsh would were segragation rules. is that realy 2 much 2 ask

    a girl with just 1 wish on June 24th, 2007
  • 737

    Listen, Lisa, you american slag, get your facts right we call them redheads and gingers over here. We also call them “ming things”, “the damned”, “rotters”, “ging thing”, “freckle pig”. Uncle Ben and his ginger finger, ginger rodgers, copper knob, red pig, red dog, “them”, “that”, “those”. These are all acceptable terms.

    By the way, your mam’s a slag, you crusty redhead. Don’t ever try to rise against us because we will crush you like a ginger nut.

    Greenall on July 15th, 2007
  • 738

    ginger is the best hair colour, its individual and none conforming (Y). yer just sad, get a life. or evena better, a grave.

    s-s-s-s-s-sscene kid (Y) on July 28th, 2007
  • 739

    Until recently my hair was a shade of dull flaming ginger, but then I realised I was causing other people physical agony and dyed it dark brown instead. I’m still doing my part for the community and I’m glad to see my legacy still lives on in this blog. x x x

    Kyle Wotton on August 17th, 2007
  • 740

    Gingers extinct in 100 years say scientists!!

    True, check the URL. I too am a Ginger… but my kids are both blonde. However in light of the scientific fact we may be dying out, we Gingers need to breed!!

    I’m sure my missus will understand… she might even be relieved she’s getting a break! No! - actually, she’s into saving things - like alway nagging us to turn off lights so we don’t waste electricity. REAL conservationist eh?? SO to save the species, she would want to help, right?? YES! SHE would be better at picking up girls than I would be now, after 19 years of hen-pecked marriage. I mean, she already picks up all our dirty clothes really well (in dim rooms, having turned off the lights - yes she’s blonde), AND she and her girlfriends never bloody stop talking, so she’s far better than me at chatting up… all I can do is talk BS, footy, and ask “what’s next on your list dear”. (Wives keep a lot of lists don’t they??) Anyway! Back to my missus helping me breed with Gingers… Of course, I’ll join greenpeace first, or people might think we’re not sincere. I sincerely want her to help me in this!! Actaully, I just realise, Ive been dreaming of her helping me do this for years… it’s DESTINY I tell you!

    OzRed on August 23rd, 2007
  • 741

    you are so rite ginger kids are descusting

    Thomas on October 24th, 2007
  • 742

    I’m all for the red uprising. I think the more people like Greenall over there try to push their crap on us, the more reason we have to rise. Until now, we have lived, worked, and fought seperately, for a variety of causes nations. But now, under pressure, we must unite, and march as one army, the Second Red Guard. The time for talk is over. Now we must stand, united as one.

    Comrades, arise! Now for our fathers! Now for our children, and always for the red dawn!

    Second Red Guard on November 11th, 2007
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    Gingers r the best eva!
    im ginger
    and yeah i get teeased sooo mcuh
    but i rely dont see why
    casue wats rong with ginger hair
    its way betta than brown, blackor blonde
    im a teenger..all the guys make fun of my hair. but yet im sillone of the msot popual girls in my grade
    iv cried over wot ppl say about it
    i jst wish every1 wud grow up

    Hans-x on November 22nd, 2007
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    Mick?! how are you doing? Long time no speak. Are you still ok or have you finally been exterminated by Nadine? she disappeared years ago to Australia on a mission. Just been reading back all the posts we used to write, i’ve been pissing myself. Anyway hope all’s well and you didnt convert to our side! :)

    Martine on April 22nd, 2008
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    Bloody Hell! I haven’t been on here for years. How are all the gingers out there? I see you still haven’t been exterminated, oh well. :( It used to be rather fun slamming all the gingers and reading their angry responses :D oh how i laughed.

    Nadine on October 1st, 2009
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    I can’t believe ur all acting like being a ginger is a disease. I laughed when i saw this AND IM A GINGER KID!!!
    Get over it. We make jokes about blondes being dumb don’t we?

    redheadsrules on December 15th, 2009
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    Ginger is not a freaking hair color. Ginger is brown I don’t even understand how South Park can affect so many people. You all are weird people with nothing better to do than blog about how Gingers are digusting(Yeah that’s right Thomas on October 24th. You spelled digusting wrong)You are tuly sad.

    Lia on January 28th, 2010
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    Dude, I have a friend who is a poor wretched Ginger and I wanted to send them some hate so I typed GINGER into GOOGLE and your blog post came up as the number one image searched. Freaky.

    Glendyn (That’s Cus to you!)

    Glendyn on May 20th, 2010
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    This site is great, just how it started as a joke and all these retards got all spastic about it!!!! makes it even funnier - if anything caused the increase in gingerisim it was you idiots ha ha not the guy who put the poster up , he has a sense of humour, all the spazzo’s who cant handle are a bunch of dicks and no wonder you got teased your whole life, ill tell ya this right now, IT WASNT THE GINGA HAIR IT WAS CAUSE YOUR JUST A STRAIGHT UP DICK HEAD and we all know nobody likes a dick head so sorry about it it, its actually just you nothing else, your a dick

    another thing did anyone notice that its just instinct that you hate rangas, did anyone actually tell you to hate them, Nope its just instinct, like you cant help it - strange but true

    My brother and sisters a rangas and iv laughed at them my whole life

    but really people take a joke your just dicks dont let anyone tell you any different YOUR A DICK ITS NOT THE HAIR

    Kim on August 7th, 2010


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